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for_o aught_o i_o know_v we_o may_v have_v have_v a_o deform_a child_n 72._o the_o king_n of_o spain_n come_v into_o one_o of_o his_o chief_a city_n the_o mayor_n come_v to_o make_v a_o speech_n and_o begin_v thus_o when_o the_o king_n of_o peace_n ride_v to_o jerusalem_n but_o be_v dash_v out_o of_o countenance_n he_o say_v again_o when_o the_o king_n of_o peace_n ride_v to_o jerusalem_n and_o so_o the_o three_o time_n but_o can_v not_o proceed_v then_o the_o king_n turn_v to_o his_o â—_z say_v we_o may_v easy_o imaâ—gine_v this_o man_n to_o be_v a_o ass_n by_o the_o consequent_a 73._o mr._n philemoâ—_n holland_n have_v translate_v several_a book_n as_o plutarch_n pliny_n livy_n cambden_n etc._n etc._n at_o length_n he_o translate_v sâ—etonius_n tranquillus_n into_o english_a upon_o which_o a_o ingenious_a blade_n write_v this_o distich_n on_o he_o phliemon_n with_o translation_n do_v so_o fill_v we_o he_o will_v not_o let_v suetonius_n be_v tranquillus_n 74._o a_o gentleman_n go_v into_o a_o church_n in_o london_n when_o they_o be_v chant_v sternhold_n and_o hopkin_n psalm_n which_o be_v not_o the_o most_o melodious_a in_o the_o world_n the_o word_n be_v these_o have_v mercy_n upon_o we_o miserable_a sinner_n ay_o say_v he_o they_o may_v as_o well_o hâ—ve_v sâ—id_v hâ—ve_v mercy_n upon_o we_o miserable_a singer_n 75._o two_o spark_n stand_v together_o in_o the_o cloister_n see_v a_o pretty_a lady_n pal_v by_o say_v one_o of_o they_o there_o go_v the_o handsome_a lady_n that_o ever_o i_o see_v in_o my_o life_n she_o hear_v he_o turn_v back_o and_o see_v he_o very_o ugly_a say_v sir_n i_o will_v i_o can_v in_o way_n of_o requital_n say_v as_o much_o of_o you_o faith_n say_v he_o so_o you_o may_v and_o lie_v as_o i_o do_v 76._o a_o poor_a man_n in_o smithfield_n have_v a_o mind_n to_o bind_v his_o son_n to_o a_o butcher_n but_o be_v solicitous_a to_o get_v a_o master_n of_o who_o he_o may_v learn_v his_o trade_n well_o he_o ask_v his_o friend_n who_o be_v a_o ingenious_a gentleman_n and_o have_v great_a acquaintance_n to_o who_o he_o shall_v bind_v he_o o_o say_v he_o there_o be_v a_o physician_n hard_a by_o you_o bind_v he_o to_o he_o for_o he_o kill_v more_o than_o all_o beside_o in_o the_o town_n 77._o a_o gallant_a dine_a at_o a_o friend_n house_n have_v promise_v a_o lady_n to_o meet_v she_o in_o the_o afternoon_n but_o be_v engage_v after_o dinner_n at_o card_n can_v not_o fair_o get_v away_o wherefore_o he_o call_v his_o boy_n and_o send_v he_o to_o the_o lady_n to_o excuse_v he_o whisper_v he_o in_o the_o ear_n that_o whatever_o answer_v the_o lady_n return_v he_o shall_v tell_v it_o he_o as_o if_o it_o be_v from_o a_o man_n that_o the_o company_n may_v not_o know_v so_o the_o boy_n go_v on_o his_o errand_n and_o a_o little_a after_o return_v to_o his_o master_n who_o ask_v he_o aloud_o before_o the_o company_n what_o be_v the_o gentleman_n at_o home_n yes_o sir_n answer_v the_o boy_n well_o what_o say_v he_o to_o you_o he_o say_v sir_n you_o may_v appoint_v any_o other_o time_n what_o be_v he_o do_v say_v the_o gentleman_n he_o be_v put_v on_o his_o hood_n and_o scarf_n to_o go_v to_o mass_n say_v the_o boy_n which_o discover_v the_o intrigue_n and_o set_v they_o all_o a_o laugh_a 78._o a_o woman_n ask_v her_o husband_n for_o some_o money_n to_o buy_v a_o broad_a silver_n and_o gold_n lace_n to_o put_v on_o her_o petticoat_n he_o reply_v thus_o to_o she_o if_o i_o once_o make_v you_o a_o goldfinch_n you_o will_v prove_v a_o wagtail_n all_o your_o life_n after_o 79._o one_o that_o be_v a_o great_a eater_n sit_v down_o to_o supper_n complain_v that_o he_o have_v lose_v his_o stomach_n well_o say_v a_o merry_a fellow_n that_o be_v there_o if_o a_o poor_a man_n have_v find_v it_o he_o will_v be_v utter_o undo_v 80._o a_o bishop_n be_v inform_v by_o hiâ—_n steward_n of_o the_o greatness_n of_o his_o expense_n that_o it_o be_v over_o proportionable_a to_o his_o estate_n and_o that_o particular_o the_o number_n of_o his_o servant_n be_v too_o great_a the_o bishop_n order_v he_o to_o draw_v up_o a_o note_n of_o such_o as_o be_v necessary_a and_o such_o as_o be_v not_o which_o be_v do_v he_o summon_v all_o his_o servant_n together_o and_o read_v the_o note_n separate_v they_o and_o then_o say_v these_o i_o have_v need_n of_o and_o therefore_o they_o must_v continue_v those_o have_v need_n of_o i_o and_o therefore_o they_o must_v continue_v also_o 81._o just_o after_o the_o late_a king_n restauration_n when_o go_v to_o church_n come_v to_o be_v in_o fashion_n a_o old_a woman_n be_v advise_v by_o her_o neighbour_n to_o go_v to_o church_n for_o fear_n of_o be_v present_v she_o be_v resolve_v to_o go_v once_o a_o month_n to_o save_v her_o bacon_n so_o dress_n herself_o very_o fine_a she_o come_v into_o the_o church_n just_a at_o the_o expiration_n of_o the_o litany_n and_o the_o parson_n have_v say_v lord_n have_v mercy_n upon_o we_o and_o then_o the_o people_n responding_z thereunto_o she_o cry_v out_o aloud_o i_o never_o be_v here_o before_o in_o my_o life_n anâ—_n since_o you_o make_v such_o a_o wonderment_n at_o it_o i_o will_v never_o come_v again_o 82._o two_o gentleman_n walk_v in_o cheapside_n in_o oliver_n time_n see_v the_o sign_n of_o the_o golden-cross_n one_o of_o they_o proffer_v to_o lay_v two_o bottle_n of_o wine_n with_o the_o other_o that_o he_o will_v make_v the_o master_n of_o the_o shop_n pull_v down_o the_o sign_n the_o wager_n be_v lay_v he_o pull_v off_o his_o hat_n and_o make_v half_o a_o dozen_o leg_n to_o the_o sign_n first_o on_o one_o side_n and_o then_o on_o the_o other_o which_o the_o master_n of_o the_o shop_n seek_v think_v to_o prevent_v his_o future_a superstition_n sudden_o pull_v down_o his_o sign_n whereby_o the_o gentleman_n win_v his_o two_o bottle_n of_o wine_n 83._o a_o minister_n find_v his_o parishioner_n to_o be_v ignorant_a be_v resolve_v to_o examine_v and_o instruct_v they_o at_o home_n so_o go_v to_o a_o ancient_a woman_n house_n among_o other_o question_n he_o ask_v she_o how_o many_o commandment_n there_o be_v she_o tell_v he_o she_o can_v not_o tell_v he_o tell_v she_o there_o be_v ten_o whereat_o she_o reply_v a_o jolly_a company_n god_n bless_v you_o and_o they_o both_o together_o well_o but_o neighbour_n say_v he_o do_v you_o think_v you_o can_v keep_v these_o commandment_n ah_o god_n bless_v you_o sir_n say_v she_o i_o be_o a_o poor_a woman_n and_o can_v haâ—dly_o keep_v myself_o i_o hope_v you_o will_v not_o put_v i_o to_o the_o charge_n of_o keep_v any_o of_o the_o commandment_n for_o you_o 84._o go_v to_o another_o of_o they_o â—e_z ask_v she_o who_o make_v she_o she_o reply_v she_o do_v not_o know_v a_o child_n stand_v by_o he_o ask_v he_o the_o same_o question_n who_o answer_v god_n whereupon_o the_o parson_n reprove_v the_o old_a woman_n tell_v she_o it_o be_v a_o shame_n that_o she_o shall_v be_v so_o ignorant_a who_o have_v live_v to_o those_o year_n and_o that_o little_a child_n can_v tell_v marry_o quoth_v she_o i_o be_o old_a woman_n and_o have_v be_v make_v a_o great_a while_n and_o he_o be_v make_v but_o other_o day_n he_o may_v well_o tell_v who_o make_v he_o 85._o a_o quaker_n go_v to_o sell_v a_o horse_n in_o smithfield_n a_o chapman_n who_o look_v on_o the_o horse_n complain_v of_o his_o head_n quoth_v the_o quaker_n he_o that_o make_v that_o head_n will_v learn_v of_o thou_o to_o make_v head_n why_o friend_n say_v the_o other_o may_v i_o not_o speak_v of_o thy_o horse_n fault_n if_o i_o see_v they_o nay_o say_v he_o for_o he_o see_v none_o in_o thou_o why_o shall_v thou_o see_v any_o in_o he_o the_o man_n be_v so_o take_v with_o the_o bluntness_n of_o the_o quaker_n that_o he_o buy_v his_o horse_n which_o as_o he_o have_v tell_v he_o before_o be_v stark_o blind_a 86._o two_o gentleman_n ride_v on_o the_o road_n espy_v at_o a_o distance_n a_o old_a woman_n a_o do_v her_o necessary_a occasion_n by_o a_o hedge_n side_n one_o of_o they_o offer_v a_o bottle_n of_o wine_n that_o she_o will_v turn_v and_o see_v what_o she_o have_v do_v they_o agree_v on_o the_o wager_n and_o she_o according_o do_v well_o say_v the_o loser_n i_o will_v ask_v she_o why_o she_o do_v so_o when_o i_o come_v to_o she_o then_o ride_v up_o to_o she_o well_o good_a woman_n say_v he_o i_o see_v you_o have_v be_v evacuate_v yourself_o do_v you_o so_o quoth_v she_o you_o see_v no_o more_o with_o your_o eye_n than_o you_o may_v carry_v away_o in_o your_o mouth_n but_o pray_v mrs._n say_v the_o gentleman_n what_o make_v you_o look_v back_o on_o it_o when_o
you_o have_v do_v to_o see_v if_o there_o be_v enough_o for_o you_o both_o sir_n reply_v she_o 87._o a_o young_a esquire_n who_o have_v more_o money_n than_o wit_n travel_v into_o spain_n to_o a_o university_n where_o a_o man_n may_v be_v make_v a_o doctor_n for_o money_n have_v a_o mind_n to_o take_v his_o degree_n so_o for_o his_o better_a reception_n he_o invite_v the_o doctor_n of_o the_o chair_n to_o supper_n where_o be_v a_o little_a flush_a with_o the_o expectation_n of_o his_o new_a honour_n he_o ask_v the_o doctor_n if_o he_o will_v take_v money_n to_o make_v his_o horse_n a_o doctor_n too_o yes_o say_v he_o i_o may_v make_v a_o horse_n a_o doctor_n as_o well_o as_o a_o ass_n and_o so_o by_o consequence_n your_o horse_n as_o well_o as_o yourself_o 88_o a_o impertinent_a fellow_n tell_v a_o gentleman_n that_o he_o be_v mad_a for_o do_v a_o thing_n with_o less_o judgement_n than_o he_o ought_v to_o have_v do_v and_o that_o he_o ought_v to_o be_v send_v to_o bedlam_n to_o be_v cure_v of_o frenzy_n and_o go_v on_o at_o that_o rate_n till_o the_o gentleman_n witty_o answer_v that_o he_o admire_v as_o much_o why_o as_o in_o every_o commonwealth_n there_o be_v provide_v a_o bedlam_n for_o madman_n there_o be_v never_o any_o place_n allot_v for_o fool_n 89._o a_o merry_a archer_n come_v into_o the_o market_n on_o a_o market_n day_n neck_v a_o arrow_n as_o if_o he_o intend_v to_o shoot_n and_o say_v with_o a_o â—oud_a voice_n now_o have_v at_o a_o cuckold_n a_o woman_n think_v he_o aim_v that_o way_n and_o her_o husband_n be_v by_o she_o cry_v out_o stand_v away_o husband_n stand_v awâ—y_a husband_n why_o you_o silly_a jade_n say_v he_o i_o be_o no_o cuckold_n be_o i_o no_o no_o quoth_v she_o but_o who_o know_v how_o a_o confonnded_a arrow_n may_v glance_v 90._o a_o farmer_n in_o essex_n who_o for_o his_o mean_n be_v make_v a_o knight_n and_o his_o wife_n thereby_o grow_v very_o gallant_a and_o fine_a a_o jocose_v gentleman_n tell_v his_o worship_n that_o he_o do_v not_o do_v well_o in_o spoil_v a_o good_a wife_n to_o make_v a_o madam_n 91._o a_o merry_a gentleman_n see_v a_o great_a dish_n of_o broth_n bring_v to_o the_o table_n with_o a_o little_a chap_v of_o mutton_n in_o the_o middle_n of_o it_o begin_v hasty_o to_o unbutton_v his_o doublet_n one_o ask_v he_o the_o meaning_n of_o it_o i_o mean_v say_v he_o to_o swim_v through_o this_o sea_n of_o pottage_n to_o that_o island_n of_o mutton_n 92._o a_o merry_a fellow_n ride_v with_o his_o master_n he_o desire_v to_o ask_v he_o a_o question_n his_o master_n know_v he_o to_o be_v a_o jocose_v witty_a rogue_n give_v he_o leave_v why_o then_o sir_n say_v he_o you_o see_v a_o horse_n and_o a_o ass_n yonder_o feed_v together_o now_o suppose_v you_o be_v force_v to_o be_v a_o beast_n which_o of_o those_o two_o will_v â—ou_o be_v you_o fool_n say_v the_o master_n i_o will_v be_v a_o horse_n as_o be_v the_o nobleâ—_n and_o more_o generous_a creature_n i_o be_o of_o another_o opinion_n say_v the_o man_n for_o i_o will_v be_v a_o ass_n his_o master_n be_v please_v with_o the_o humour_n ask_v his_o reason_n why_o say_v he_o i_o have_v often_o see_v a_o ass_n ride_v the_o great_a hoâ—â—e_n strut_v brisk_o before_o his_o company_n be_v make_v a_o justice_n have_v the_o honour_n of_o knighthood_n confer_v on_o he_o and_o often_o elect_v mayor_n of_o a_o corporation_n but_o i_o never_o know_v a_o horse_n capable_a of_o any_o of_o these_o preferment_n 92._o a_o ignorant_a country_n fellow_n come_v along_o paternoster-row_n have_v occasion_n to_o change_v a_o half-crown_n into_o small_a money_n and_o look_v over_o a_o grate_n which_o stand_v on_o the_o stall_n there_o sit_v a_o large_a monkey_n who_o he_o pray_v to_o change_v his_o money_n the_o monkey_n take_v it_o and_o put_v it_o into_o the_o till_o of_o the_o compter_n where_o he_o have_v observe_v money_n to_o be_v put_v and_o then_o come_v and_o grin_v at_o the_o mâ—â—_n who_o be_v in_o a_o passion_n make_v a_o noise_n at_o the_o door_n whereat_o the_o man_n of_o the_o shop_n come_v into_o the_o shop_n ask_v he_o what_o be_v the_o matter_n sir_n say_v he_o i_o give_v your_o son_n half_o a_o crown_n to_o change_v and_o he_o will_v not_o give_v it_o i_o again_o bâ—t_o laugh_v at_o i_o and_o will_v not_o give_v i_o one_o word_n of_o answer_n though_o i_o have_v ask_v he_o for_o it_o many_o a_o time_n 94._o two_o friend_n meet_v one_o be_v overjoy_v to_o see_v the_o other_o hark_v you_o sir_n say_v he_o between_o you_o and_o i_o my_o wife_n be_v with_o child_n i'faith_o cry_v the_o other_o you_o be_v a_o liar_n for_o i_o have_v not_o see_v she_o this_o twelve_o month_n 95._o two_o person_n who_o have_v be_v former_o acquaint_v but_o have_v not_o see_v each_o other_o a_o great_a while_n meet_v on_o the_o road_n one_o ask_v the_o other_o how_o he_o do_v he_o tell_v he_o he_o be_v very_o well_o and_o be_v marry_v since_o he_o see_v he_o the_o other_o reply_v that_o be_v welâ—_n indeed_o not_o so_o well_o neither_o 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double_a or_o treble_v benefice_v if_o gentleman_n enough_o so_o many_o peasant_n will_v not_o be_v reckon_v among_o the_o gentry_n and_o if_o jew_n enough_o so_o many_o christian_n will_v never_o profess_v usury_n 127._o a_o conceit_a scholar_n that_o be_v late_o come_v from_o oxford_n drink_v with_o two_o or_o three_o gentleman_n at_o the_o mitre-tavern_n in_o the_o poultry_n be_v very_o brisk_a and_o airy_a and_o will_v needs_o be_v form_v of_o sylogisme_n etc._n etc._n one_o wise_a one_o be_v this_o he_o bid_v they_o fill_v two_o glass_n of_o wine_n which_o they_o do_v now_o say_v he_o i_o will_v prove_v those_o two_o glass_n to_o be_v three_o thus_o be_v not_o here_o one_o say_v he_o yes_o say_v the_o gentleman_n and_o here_o another_o that_o be_v two_o say_v he_o yes_o say_v the_o gentleman_n again_o why_o then_o say_v he_o one_o and_o two_o be_v three_o so_o it_o be_v do_v very_o well_o say_v the_o gentleman_n i_o will_v have_v one_o glass_n and_o that_o gentleman_n shall_v have_v the_o other_o and_o you_o shall_v have_v the_o three_o for_o your_o pain_n in_o find_v it_o out_o 128._o one_o who_o have_v lie_v with_o his_o female_a servant_n the_o next_o day_n ask_v she_o how_o many_o commandment_n there_o be_v she_o answer_v nine_o thou_o fool_n quoth_v he_o have_v thou_o live_v to_o this_o age_n and_o know_v no_o better_o there_o be_v ten_o i_o know_v say_v she_o very_o well_o there_o be_v ten_o yesterday_o but_o you_o and_o i_o break_v one_o of_o they_o the_o last_o night_n so_o that_o there_o be_v but_o nine_o of_o they_o leave_v 129._o a_o witty_a though_o unfortunate_a fellow_n have_v try_v several_a trade_n and_o fail_v in_o they_o all_o at_o last_o take_v a_o alehouse_n and_o set_v up_o the_o sign_n of_o the_o shirt_n write_v under_o it_o this_o be_v my_o last_o shift_n which_o witty_a device_n bring_v he_o much_o company_n and_o profit_n 130._o a_o gentleman_n that_o have_v never_o be_v use_v to_o wound_n receive_v a_o small_a scratch_n with_o a_o sword_n in_o a_o tavern-fray_n at_o which_o he_o be_v sad_o fright_v and_o send_v immediate_o for_o a_o chirurgeon_n who_o come_v and_o see_v the_o wound_n but_o slight_a and_o the_o gentleman_n in_o a_o great_a fear_n for_o sport_n sake_n pretend_v great_a danger_n and_o therefore_o send_v his_o man_n with_o great_a speed_n to_o fetch_v he_o such_o a_o plaster_n why_o sir_n quoth_v the_o gentleman_n be_v the_o wound_n so_o dangerous_a o_o yes_o reply_v the_o arch_n chyrurgeov_fw-mi for_o if_o he_o do_v make_v great_a haste_n it_o will_v heal_v of_o itself_o before_o he_o come_v 131._o a_o young_a lady_n be_v to_o be_v swear_v at_o highgate_n the_o lord_n judge_v ask_v she_o whether_o she_o will_v have_v a_o pr._n or_o a_o pear_n a_o pr._n my_o lord_n say_v she_o well_o say_v madam_n say_v he_o you_o speak_v like_o a_o modest_a lady_n for_o some_o of_o your_o sex_n can_v be_v content_v with_o a_o pr._n but_o they_o must_v have_v a_o pair_n 132._o a_o woman_n in_o the_o country_n that_o have_v ten_o child_n tell_v her_o husband_n that_o nine_o of_o they_o be_v he_o and_o no_o more_o now_o he_o mistrust_v the_o parson_n of_o the_o parish_n have_v be_v sweet_a upon_o she_o say_v well_o wife_n i_o will_v keep_v the_o nine_o but_o i_o never_o deny_v the_o clergy_n their_o due_a and_o so_o will_v not_o begin_v now_o for_o the_o parson_n shall_v have_v the_o ten_o for_o his_o tithe_n it_o be_v right_o due_a to_o he_o 133._o parson_n bull_n come_v to_o visit_v one_o mr._n hide_v hide_v say_v smile_v bull_n where_o be_v your_o horn_n sir_n reply_v bull_n they_o always_o go_v with_o the_o hide_n 134._o a_o country_n man_n come_v through_o cheapside_n with_o hob_n nail_n in_o his_o shoe_n and_o tread_v in_o a_o slippery_a place_n his_o heel_n fly_v up_o which_o a_o citizen_n take_v notice_n of_o in_o his_o shop_n say_v to_o the_o fellow_n how_o now_o friend_n you_o see_v our_o city_n stone_n be_v so_o proud_a they_o scorn_v to_o let_v a_o countrey-clown_n tread_v on_o they_o ha_o say_v the_o countryman_n as_o proud_a as_o they_o be_v i_o make_v they_o kiss_v my_o arse_n 135._o a_o scotchman_n have_v find_v a_o extra-ordinary_a large_a turnip_n in_o his_o garden_n which_o be_v a_o root_n that_o scotchmen_n love_v very_o well_o come_v and_o present_v it_o to_o king_n james_n who_o be_v please_v with_o the_o humour_n of_o the_o man_n give_v he_o a_o hundred_o pound_n a_o courtier_n see_v this_o think_v with_o himself_o thus_o if_o the_o king_n regard_v a_o turnip_n so_o much_o and_o reward_v the_o giver_n of_o it_o so_o noble_o how_o much_o more_o noble_o will_v he_o reward_v i_o for_o a_o great_a present_n so_o he_o present_v the_o king_n with_o a_o curious_a race_n horse_n which_o when_o the_o king_n receive_v he_o say_v to_o his_o noble_n what_o shall_v i_o give_v to_o this_o man_n for_o his_o present_n and_o when_o they_o be_v all_o silent_a say_v the_o king_n by_o my_o soul_n man_n i_o will_v give_v thou_o the_o turnip_n 136._o a_o welshman_n that_o be_v condemn_v to_o be_v hang_v have_v the_o benefit_n of_o the_o clergy_n grant_v to_o he_o and_o so_o be_v burn_v in_o the_o hand_n which_o when_o it_o be_v do_v they_o bid_v he_o say_v god_n bless_v the_o king_n nay_o say_v he_o god_n bless_v her_o father_n and_o mother_n for_o if_o they_o have_v not_o teach_v her_o to_o read_v her_o might_n hwve_v be_v hang_v for_o all_o the_o king_n 137._o a_o lady_n that_o be_v go_v to_o mass_n be_v interrupt_v by_o a_o rustical_a fellow_n that_o stand_v just_a in_o the_o church_n door_n and_o hinder_v she_o go_v in_o she_o pray_v he_o to_o make_v a_o little_a way_n to_o which_o he_o give_v hâ—r_v a_o clownish_a answer_n which_o stir_v up_o her_o passion_n a_o little_a and_o think_v it_o in_o vain_a to_o expect_v any_o civility_n from_o he_o she_o say_v sir_n i_o perceive_v that_o the_o mass_n for_o clown_n and_o fool_n be_v over_o so_o that_o you_o have_v no_o more_o business_n here_o have_v best_a be_v go_v yes_o madam_n say_v he_o dry_o that_o be_v over_o and_o that_o for_o whore-bang_n be_v be_v just_a now_o beginning_n you_o haâ—_n best_o make_v haste_n in_o and_o put_v in_o for_o a_o share_n 138._o another_o lady_n go_v to_o maâ—s_n to_o present_v her_o taper_n fix_v one_o to_o st._n michael_n and_o another_o to_o the_o devil_n that_o be_v at_o his_o foot_n the_o clerk_n see_v she_o tell_v she_o she_o do_v not_o do_v weâ—l_o to_o offer_v a_o a_o candle_n to_o the_o devil_n no_o matter_n say_v the_o lady_n it_o be_v good_a to_o have_v friend_n every_o where_o for_o we_o know_v not_o where_o we_o shall_v gâ—_n 139._o a_o â—ussing_v young_a blade_n come_v to_o eâ—som_n calâ—ed_v a_o honest_a plain_a countryman_n that_o be_v there_o to_o hold_v his_o horsâ—_n can_n one_o hold_v he_o say_v he_o yes_o yes_o say_v the_o gallant_a then_o you_o may_v do_v it_o yourself_o reply_v the_o countryman_n and_o so_o go_v away_o 140._o a_o country_n man_n that_o be_v very_o ignorant_a come_v to_o the_o arch-bishop_n house_n with_o his_o rent_n the_o archbishop_n come_v through_o the_o hall_n ask_v who_o '_o it_o be_v an_o it_o please_v your_o worship_n honour_n say_v the_o country_n man_n i_o be_o come_v to_o pay_v you_o your_o rent_n so_o the_o arch_a bishop_n go_v out_o and_o the_o servant_n tell_v he_o he_o must_v say_v an_o it_o please_v your_o grace_n but_o the_o archbishop_a come_n in_o again_o he_o be_v at_o an_o it_o please_v your_o worship_n honour_n they_o tell_v he_o he_o must_v say_v grace_n must_v i_o so_o say_v he_o then_o put_v his_o hat_n before_o his_o eye_n he_o say_v the_o eye_n of_o all_o thing_n etc._n etc._n 141._o a_o qâ—aker_n have_v take_v a_o lodging_n at_o the_o kings-arm_n inn_n in_o holborn_n the_o house_n be_v full_a a_o damn_v blade_n come_v up_o into_o the_o room_n and_o will_v have_v hector_v he_o out_o but_o the_o quaker_n tell_v he_o it_o be_v his_o room_n and_o by_o yea_o and_o nay_o he_o shall_v not_o come_v there_o the_o hector_n begin_v to_o thunder_v out_o his_o oaâ—hs_n and_o to_o strike_v he_o but_o the_o quaker_n be_v a_o stout_a fellow_n return_v he_o his_o blow_n with_o interest_n and_o at_o last_o very_o fair_o kick_v he_o down_o stair_n upon_o which_o the_o master_n of_o the_o house_n send_v up_o the_o tapster_n to_o know_v what_o be_v the_o cause_n of_o this_o noise_n above_o he_o tell_v hâ—â—_n '_o â—_z nothing_o â—ut_v that_o yea_o and_o nay_o have_v kick_v god_n damn_v down_o stair_n 142._o a_o gentleman_n reprove_v hâ—s_a friend_n that_o be_v a_o marry_a man_n for_o get_v a_o maidwith_n child_n say_v he_o admire_v that_o
thus_o o_o noble_a hector_n valiant_a son_n of_o priam_n grant_v all_o these_o man_n may_v be_v as_o drunk_a as_o i_o be_o 173._o a_o certain_a knave_n ask_v a_o virtuous_a gentlewoman_n jear_o what_o be_v honesty_n she_o answer_v what_o be_v that_o to_o you_o meâ—dle_n with_o those_o thing_n that_o concern_v you_o 174._o a_o young_a man_n in_o london_n be_v catch_v a_o bed_n with_o his_o mistress_n be_v severe_o reprimand_v by_o his_o uncle_n who_o set_v before_o he_o the_o example_n of_o joseph_n o_o â—ays_o he_o if_o joseph_n '_o s_o mistress_n have_v be_v as_o handsome_a as_o i_o i_o doubt_v not_o bâ—t_o he_o will_v have_v do_v as_o i_o do_v 175._o a_o gentleman_n that_o have_v many_o child_n be_v say_v one_o day_n to_o his_o friend_n that_o his_o wife_n be_v more_o fertile_a than_o his_o land_n i_o will_v give_v you_o a_o good_a reason_n for_o that_o say_v his_o friend_n for_o if_o you_o be_v weary_a and_o wâ—ned_v take_v pain_n to_o make_v she_o so_o other_o will_n 176._o a_o witty_a fellow_n go_v along_o paternoâ—er-row_n in_o a_o dark_a winter_n night_n see_v a_o lantern_n hang_v out_o with_o a_o candle_n in_o it_o which_o he_o have_v a_o mind_n to_o to_o light_v he_o home_o bâ—t_o as_o he_o have_v climb_v up_o to_o it_o and_o be_v just_a go_v to_o untie_v it_o the_o maid_n of_o the_o house_n see_v he_o and_o ask_v what_o he_o meddle_v with_o the_o lantern_n for_o i_o beg_v your_o pardon_n say_v he_o sweetheart_n i_o only_o go_v to_o snuff_v the_o candle_n that_o i_o may_v see_v to_o go_v along_o 177._o two_o gentleman_n ride_v from_o barnet_n to_o london_n meet_v a_o miller_n ride_v soft_o on_o his_o sack_n and_o they_o be_v merry_o dispose_v have_v a_o mind_n to_o abuse_v the_o miller_n so_o one_o go_v on_o one_o side_n of_o he_o and_o the_o other_o on_o the_o other_o and_o have_v rid_v so_o a_o little_a way_n with_o he_o they_o pray_v he_o to_o resolve_v they_o one_o question_n whether_o say_v they_o be_v thou_o more_o knave_n or_o fool_n true_n reply_v the_o miller_n i_o do_v know_v which_o i_o be_o most_o but_o i_o think_v i_o be_o between_o both_o 178._o mr._n randolph_n the_o great_a wit_n of_o cambridg_n come_v to_o london_n have_v a_o mind_n to_o see_v ben_n johâ—son_n who_o be_v drink_v at_o the_o devil_n tavern_n with_o mr._n drayton_n mr._n daniel_n and_o mr._n silvester_n three_o famous_a poet_n of_o that_o age_n he_o be_v loath_a to_o intrude_v into_o their_o company_n and_o yet_o desire_v to_o be_v call_v in_o peep_v in_o at_o the_o door_n several_a time_n till_o at_o last_o mr._n johnson_n perceive_v he_o say_v come_v in_o john_n bopeep_n which_o he_o do_v and_o when_o the_o reckon_a come_v to_o be_v â—aid_v which_o be_v five_o shilling_n they_o agree_v among_o themselves_o that_o he_o that_o make_v the_o best_a extempore_o verles_a shall_v be_v excuse_v from_o pay_v any_o thing_n and_o the_o other_o four_o shall_v pay_v it_o all_o so_o every_o one_o make_v his_o verse_n and_o when_o it_o come_v to_o mr._n randolph_n turn_n he_o make_v â—hese_fw-mi i_o john_n bopeep_n to_o you_o four_o sheep_n with_o each_o one_o â—is_n good_a fleece_n if_o you_o be_v willing_a to_o pay_v your_o five_o shilling_n it_o be_v fifteen_o penny_n a_o piece_n 179._o ben_n johnson_n and_o silvester_n be_v very_o merry_a one_o day_n at_o the_o above_o name_v tavern_n begin_v to_o rhiâ—e_v upon_o one_o another_o so_o silvester_n begin_v thus_o i_o silvester_n lie_v with_o your_o sister_n to_o who_o ben-iohnson_n answer_v i_o ben_n johnson_n lay_v with_o your_o wife_n that_o say_v silvester_n be_v no_o rhym_n but_o faith_n it_o be_v true_a though_o say_v ben_n johnson_n 180._o mr._n noy_n the_o attorney_n general_n make_v a_o venison_n feast_n in_o a_o tavern_n where_o ben_n johnson_n and_o some_o of_o his_o companion_n be_v drinking_z and_o he_o have_v a_o mind_n to_o some_o of_o the_o venison_n write_v these_o verse_n and_o send_v they_o to_o mr._n noy_n when_o all_o the_o world_n be_v drown_v no_o venison_n 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