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wit_n in_o hope_n thereby_o to_o please_v the_o multitude_n as_o soon_o may_v ride_v a_o horse_n without_o a_o bit_n above_o the_o moon_n or_o sun_n high_a altitude_n then_o neither_o flattery_n nor_o the_o hope_n of_o pelf_n have_v make_v i_o write_v but_o for_o to_o please_v myself_o epigram_n 12._o a_o rustic_a swain_n be_v clean_v of_o a_o black_a and_o humh_o he_o cry_v at_o every_o pond'rous_a krâ—oâ—â—ke_n his_o wife_n say_v husband_n where_o fore_o hum_v you_o â—â—_o quoth_v he_o it_o make_v the_o wedge_n in_o further_a go_v when_o day_n be_v do_v and_o drow_o sie_a night_n be_v come_v be_v both_o in_o bed_n at_o play_n shâ—â—â—_n bid_v he_o humh_o good_a wife_n quoth_v he_o â—ncreat_v i_o hum_v no_o more_o for_o when_o i_o humh_o i_o cleave_v but_o now_o i_o bear_v epigram_n 13._o when_o cavalero_n hot_a shot_n go_v with_o oar_n zounds_o rowye_a rogue_n yeâ—â—z_fw-fr knave_n make_v haste_n â—â—â—yle_v of_o fiddler_n and_o a_o brace_n of_o whote_n at_o lambeth_n stay_v for_o i_o to_o break_v their_o fast_n he_o that_o be_v so_o hot_a for_o his_o wench_n ere_o he_o come_v nietzer_n be_v at_o she_o once_o i_o doubt_v he_o will_v be_v on_o fire_n epigram_n 14._o it_o be_v my_o chance_n once_o in_o my_o furious_a mood_n to_o call_v my_o neighbour_n wife_n a_o aâ—â—â—nt_n who_o â—re_n but_o she_o most_o â—â—â—â—y_a on_o here_o credit_n stand_v â—â—aring_a that_o sorry_a i_o shall_v be_v there_o â—oâ—â—â—_n re_fw-mi her_o husband_n understanding_n of_o the_o case_n protest_v he_o will_v sue_v i_o for_o a_o slander_n when_o straight_o i_o prove_v it_o to_o his_o fork_a face_n he_o be_v a_o knave_n a_o cuckold_n and_o a_o pander_n obo_fw-la quoth_v he_o good_a neighbour_n say_v no_o mo_z i_o know_v my_o wife_n let_v out_o her_o buggle_n bo_o epigram_n 15._o the_o law_n hang_v thief_n for_o their_o unlawful_a steal_v the_o law_n cart_n bawdâ—_n for_o keep_v of_o the_o door_n the_o law_n do_v punish_v â—_z for_o roguâ—â—sh_a deal_n the_o law_n whip_v both_o the_o pander_n and_o the_o whoâ—e_n for_o yet_o i_o muse_v from_o whence_o this_o law_n be_v grow_v whore_n must_v not_o steal_v nor_o yet_o must_v uâ—â—_n their_o own_o epigram_n 15._o old_a fabian_n by_o extortion_n and_o by_o stealth_n hoth_n get_v a_o huge_a mass_n of_o ill_n get_v wealth_n for_o which_o he_o give_v god_n daily_a thanks_n and_o praise_n when_o it_o be_v the_o devil_n that_o do_v his_o antunes_n rayâ—â—_n then_o since_o the_o gat_a of_o thy_o good_n be_v evil_a they_o have_v reason_n to_o be_v thankful_a to_o the_o devil_n who_o very_o large_o hatn_o increase_v thy_o mock_n and_o send_v the_o miser_n midaes_n golden_a lock_n then_o thank_v not_o god_n for_o he_o have_v hâ—lpâ—_n thou_o leave_v but_o thank_v the_o devil_n that_o have_v thy_o â—â—â—â—â—â—creast_v epigram_n 17._o what_o matter_n be_v it_o how_o man_n their_o day_n do_v spend_v so_o good_a report_n do_v on_o their_o death_n attend_v though_o in_o thy_o former_a life_n thou_o never_o do_v good_a but_o make_v religion_n for_o thy_o fault_n a_o hood_n and_o all_o black_a sin_n wereâ—…_n and_o take_v thy_o conâ—…_n yet_o at_o thyâ—…_n â—â—â—â—_o have_v â—_o sernâ—…_n a_o threadâ—…_n and_o inâ—…_n will_v makâ—â—…_n andâ—…_n ourâ—…_n who_o be_v theâ—…_n n_n dâ—â—â—â—â—…_n swearer_n no_o grâ—edâ—_n usurer_n â—…_n odeâ—…_n and_o thus_o a_o end_n at_o hasâ—…_n thus_o mr._n â—…_n to_o make_v a_o vâ—llâ—ineâ—…_n and_o to_o oneâ—…_n much_o more_o than_o â—â—â—â—â—â—â—â—â—â—_o worth_n of_o word_n epigram_n 18._o lord_n who_o will_v take_v he_o for_o a_o p'ppâ—n_a squire_n that'sâ—…_n can_v the_o duned_a windâ—â—â—â—_n or_o base_a â—â—â—â—â—â—_o maintain_v the_o slâ—uâ—_n in_o this_o 〈…〉_o no_o 〈…〉_o â—_z at_o to_o law_n a_o price_n when_o man_n know_v better_o how_o to_o thrâ—â—â—â—_n by_o vice_n epigram_n 19_o all_o bradoe_n oath_n be_v new_a found_v quence_n as_o though_o they_o spring_v from_o learned_a sapience_n he_o swear_v by_o twitâ—_n pâ—â—d_v i_o â—â—â—â—_o fiery_a car_fw-fr by_o mars_n lance_n the_o fearful_a god_n of_o war_n by_o â—â—uâ—ias_o bo_o â—â—_o mâ—â—â—â—â—es_n charm_a rod_n by_o bâ—â—â—â—â—â—_n diâ—ty_n that_o drunken_a god_n by_o gum_n sace_v â—utâ—_n and_o aâ—ernusâ—aves_n â—aues_z bâ—_n eoius_n blast_n and_o neptunâ—â—_n rage_v wâ—ues_n bâ—â—â—â—_n sweâ—â—_n mâ—â—â—us_a â—â—â—â—ght_n â—â—â—â—â—â—_o eye_n all_z other_z oath_n his_o hâ—mon_n do_v despise_v epigram_n 20._o signior_n scranoto_n and_o trow_o do_v range_v and_o at_o high_a noon_n he_o visit_v the_o exchange_n with_o stately_a gate_n the_o people_a burse_n he_o stalk_v prve_v for_o some_o acquaintance_n in_o those_o walk_n which_o if_o he_o spyâ—â—â—â—â—â—_n but_o have_v strange_a salute_n mark_v how_o he_o will_v spread_v to_o show_v his_o broke_a suit_n when_o he_o perhaps_o that_o owe_v that_o cast_a apparel_n not_o a_o fortnight_n