Selected quad for the lemma: water_n

Word A	Word B	Word C	Word D	Occurrence	Frequency Band	MI	MI Band	Prominent
water_n	drink_v	good_a	time_n	15,200	5	5.0979	4	true

Text snippets containing the quad

ID	Title	Author	Corrected Date of Publication (TCP Date of Publication)	STC	Words	Pages
A33196	The City-vvifes petition against coffee presented to the publick consideration, the grand inconveniencies that accrue to their sex, from the excessive drinking of that drying and enfeebling liquor : to the Right Honourable, the worshipful court of female assistants, the humble petition and address of several thousand of buxome good vvomen, languishing in extremity of want.		1700 (1700)	Wing C4362A; ESTC R19334	3,544	4

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