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suppose_v if_o she_o have_v be_v rich_a her_o wealth_n will_v have_v make_v her_o famous_a forsake_a nor_o you_o have_v not_o hear_v whether_o she_o be_v discreet_a or_o witty_a nor_o of_o what_o humour_n she_o be_v gentlem._n no_o indeed_o lady_n i_o hear_v not_o anybody_o speak_v of_o she_o but_o himself_o and_o that_o be_v only_a that_o he_o be_v to_o marry_v a_o young_a lady_n in_o that_o city_n he_o be_v in_o and_o that_o he_o think_v will_v be_v the_o cause_n to_o persuade_v he_o to_o settle_v in_o that_o country_n forsake_a how_o long_o a_o time_n be_v require_v to_o go_v to_o that_o place_n where_o he_o be_v gentlem._n according_a as_o the_o wind_n be_v if_o the_o wind_n be_v good_a twelve_o hour_n sail_v will_v land_v a_o passenger_n and_o some_o eight_o hour_n ride_v from_o the_o shore_n will_v bring_v they_o to_o the_o city_n forsake_a will_v you_o please_v to_o walk_v in_o and_o rest_v yourself_o exeunt_fw-la scene_n 4._o enter_v two_o servant-maid_n of_o sir_n john_n 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wag_n in_o all_o the_o town_n although_o she_o be_v in_o year_n cuckold_n well_o if_o i_o be_v not_o even_o with_o she_o as_o very_o a_o wag_n as_o she_o be_v let_v i_o be_v condemn_v for_o a_o fool_n exeunt_fw-la act_n iii_o scene_n 19_o enter_v a_o maid_n as_o to_o her_o lady_n the_o lady_n hypocondria_n maid_n o_o madam_n my_o master_n be_v come_v home_o be_v wound_v in_o a_o duel_n the_o lady_n swoon_v maid_n help_v help_v my_o lady_n my_o lady_n enter_v joan_n her_o maid_n ioan._n what_o be_v the_o matter_n maid_n my_o lady_n be_v kill_v with_o the_o report_n of_o my_o master_n be_v hurt_v ioan._n it_o be_v fit_a you_o shall_v be_v punish_v for_o tell_v she_o of_o it_o they_o raise_v the_o lady_n and_o bow_v she_o forward_o she_o revive_v but_o with_o a_o groan_n lady_n groan_v oh_o oh_o ioan._n take_v life_n again_o for_o my_o master_n be_v not_o so_o much_o hurt_v as_o to_o be_v in_o danger_n of_o death_n hypocon._n do_v you_o speak_v this_o as_o a_o know_a truth_n or_o for_o to_o recover_v i_o ioan._n as_o a_o truth_n upon_o my_o conscience_n madam_n hypocon._n then_o i_o charge_v you_o do_v not_o discover_v my_o passion_n ioan._n we_o shall_v not_o exeunt_fw-la scene_n 20._o enter_v sir_n william_n lovewell_n and_o two_o of_o his_o man_n and_o his_o man_n roger_n trusty_n lovewell_n go_v and_o give_v charge_n to_o my_o footman_n that_o none_o of_o they_o run_v home_o to_o tell_v my_o wife_n of_o my_o hurt_n for_o fear_n of_o fright_v she_o for_o if_o she_o hear_v i_o be_o hurt_v before_o she_o see_v i_o she_o will_v apprehend_v i_o worse_o than_o i_o be_o and_o that_o may_v kill_v she_o servant_n sir_n she_o have_v hear_v of_o it_o already_o
lovewel_n rogue_n that_o he_o be_v that_o he_o be_v that_o tell_v she_o who_o be_v it_o roger_n trusty_a it_o be_v i_o sir_n when_o i_o go_v to_o fetch_v your_o leaguer-cloak_n to_o keep_v you_o warm_a lovewel_n villain_n i_o will_v run_v you_o through_o trusty_a what_o you_o please_v sir_n but_o my_o lady_n take_v it_o very_o patient_o for_o when_o she_o hear_v of_o it_o she_o be_v play_v on_o the_o lute_n and_o do_v not_o leave_v play_v at_o the_o report_n lovewel_n i_o be_o glad_a she_o be_v so_o discreet_a trusty_a truly_o sir_n i_o think_v my_o lady_n be_v now_o one_o of_o the_o wise_a and_o discreet_a lady_n in_o the_o town_n lovewel_n what_o for_o play_v on_o the_o lute_n trusty_a no_o sir_n but_o for_o be_v so_o patient_a and_o temperate_a as_o all_o wise_a person_n be_v who_o bear_v affliction_n with_o that_o moral_a philosophical_a carelessness_n and_o as_o they_o call_v it_o passive_a courage_n compose_v their_o face_n into_o a_o grave_a surly_a countenance_n fashion_v their_o behaviour_n with_o formality_n walk_v with_o a_o slow_a and_o stately_a pace_n speak_v nothing_o but_o wise_a sentence_n and_o learned_a moral_n lovewel_n you_o be_v a_o moral_a ass_n and_o although_o my_o wound_n be_v but_o small_a yet_o i_o grow_v faint_a with_o stand_v to_o hear_v a_o fool_n talk_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 21._o enter_v the_o lady_n inconstant_n and_o monsieur_fw-fr disguise_n lady_n inconst._n sir_n i_o believe_v you_o may_v wonder_v and_o think_v it_o strange_a that_o a_o woman_n can_v love_v a_o stranger_n so_o soon_o and_o so_o much_o disguise_n i_o do_v not_o think_v it_o strange_a in_o nature_n but_o i_o think_v it_o strange_a you_o shall_v affect_v i_o a_o person_n which_o be_v no_o way_n worthy_a of_o your_o favour_n and_o your_o love_n unless_o you_o like_o a_o deity_n humble_o descend_v to_o mortal_n accept_n of_o their_o adoration_n and_o offering_n and_o as_o a_o mortal_a to_o a_o deity_n i_o offer_v up_o my_o heart_n on_o the_o altar_n of_o your_o 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you_o to_o assist_v i_o and_o if_o hell_n give_v i_o not_o help_v heaven_n or_o death_n give_v i_o ease_v exit_fw-la scene_n 22._o enter_v the_o lady_n procurer_n and_o monsieur_fw-fr amorous_n lady_n procurer_n now_o monsieur_fw-fr amorous_a you_o and_o the_o lady_n wanton_a shall_v not_o need_v to_o make_v so_o many_o excuse_n to_o meet_v for_o your_o go_v into_o the_o country_n with_o sir_n thomas_n cuckold_n you_o will_v be_v always_o in_o the_o house_n with_o his_o lady_n amorous_a faith_n i_o have_v a_o great_a deal_n of_o business_n in_o the_o city_n which_o may_v suffer_v if_o i_o shall_v go_v out_o of_o the_o town_n procurer_n out_o upon_o you_o make_v excuse_n already_o amorous_a i_o do_v not_o make_v excuse_n i_o only_o tell_v you_o the_o truth_n of_o my_o affair_n procurer_n can_v you_o have_v any_o affair_n great_a or_o of_o more_o concernment_n than_o wait_v on_o a_o mistress_n and_o such_o a_o mistress_n as_o you_o be_v a_o die_v for_o to_o enjoy_v but_o a_o little_a time_n since_o well_o go_v thy_o way_n monsieur_fw-fr amorous_a for_o thou_o be_v like_o a_o woman_n that_o have_v fit_n of_o the_o mother_n often_o swoon_v and_o sick_a but_o never_o die_v in_o any_o of_o they_o amorous_a the_o lady_n chastity_n will_v be_v like_o a_o draught_n of_o cold_a water_n to_o bring_v i_o to_o life_n again_o procurer_n let_v i_o tell_v thou_o as_o those_o fit_n will_v never_o kill_v thou_o so_o all_o the_o chastity_n in_o the_o town_n can_v never_o cure_v thou_o exeunt_fw-la scene_n 23._o enter_v the_o lady_n hypocondria_n and_o joan_n her_o maid_n lady_n hypocondria_n pray_v juno_n my_o husband_n do_v not_o perceive_v i_o have_v cry_v ioan._n you_o need_v not_o fear_v it_o for_o the_o hot_a cloth_n you_o lay_v to_o your_o eye_n have_v soak_v out_o the_o redness_n and_o abate_v the_o swell_a thereof_o but_o i_o doubt_v you_o will_v cry_v when_o you_o see_v he_o hypocondria_n i_o hope_v i_o shall_v be_v wise_a than_o to_o cry_v for_o i_o will_v not_o have_v my_o husband_n think_v i_o a_o fool_n or_o troublesome_a for_o the_o world_n ioan._n but_o sure_o madam_n you_o must_v needs_o torment_v your_o soul_n to_o strive_v so_o much_o against_o nature_n hypocondria_n love_n have_v rather_o torment_v itself_o then_o torment_v what_o it_o love_v ioan._n your_o ladyship_n will_v make_v the_o old_a proverb_n good_a which_o say_v love_n overcome_v all_o thing_n and_o sure_o it_o overcome_v all_o when_o it_o overcome_v nature_n itself_o exeunt_fw-la scene_n 24._o enter_v the_o lady_n jealousy_n and_o the_o fool_n lady_n jealousy_n prithee_o fool_n watch_v thy_o master_n and_o my_o maid_n nan_n and_o when_o they_o be_v together_o give_v notice_n and_o i_o will_v give_v thou_o a_o new_a coat_n fool._n i_o shall_v stand_v sentinel_n and_o give_v the_o watchword_n the_o lady_n jealousy_n go_v out_o the_o fool_n alone_o fool._n most_o creature_n their_o tail_n lie_v in_o their_o head_n or_o their_o head_n lie_v in_o their_o neighbour_n tail_n nose_n to_o breech_n for_o they_o be_v always_o think_v thereof_o which_o make_v their_o thought_n as_o slut_n and_o sloven_n their_o brain_n like_a to_o a_o heaped-up_a dunghill_n but_o i_o must_v watch_v my_o master_n and_o his_o maid_n to_o catch_v exeunt_fw-la scene_n 25._o enter_v master_n makepeace_n and_o master_n persuader_n friend_n and_o chaplain_n to_o sir_n humphrey_n disagree_n master_n makepeace_n it_o be_v strange_a that_o sir_n humphrey_n disagree_v and_o his_o lady_n can_v agree_v yet_o they_o be_v both_o of_o good_a nature_n and_o generous_a soul_n keep_v a_o noble_a house_n and_o be_v bountiful_a to_o their_o servant_n kind_a and_o courteous_a to_o their_o friend_n and_o he_o a_o very_a understanding_n gentleman_n and_o a_o learned_a scholar_n and_o a_o honest_a man_n persuader_n and_o she_o be_v a_o very_o chaste_a lady_n a_o good_a huswife_n and_o very_o orderly_o in_o her_o house_n as_o concern_v what_o she_o be_v to_o take_v care_n of_o or_o to_o direct_v and_o be_v very_o pious_a and_o devout_a and_o yet_o both_o to_o be_v so_o indiscreet_a as_o to_o fall_v out_o about_o light_a toy_n and_o frivolous_a matter_n makepeace_n it_o be_v strange_a and_o true_o great_a pity_n wherefore_o we_o ought_v to_o do_v our_o endeavour_n to_o try_v if_o we_o can_v make_v they_o friend_n persuader_n surely_o that_o may_v be_v easy_o do_v for_o they_o be_v as_o apt_a and_o as_o soon_o friend_n when_o their_o anger_n be_v over_o as_o they_o be_v apt_a to_o fall_v out_o when_o they_o be_v friend_n and_o i_o make_v no_o doubt_n to_o make_v they_o friend_n but_o the_o business_n be_v to_o keep_v they_o friend_n and_o the_o question_n be_v whether_o it_o be_v not_o better_a they_o shall_v be_v part_v friend_n than_o present_a enemy_n makepeace_n yet_o we_o have_v discharge_v our_o part_n if_o we_o make_v or_o do_v our_o endeavour_n to_o make_v they_o friend_n persuader_n well_o sir_n persuade_v the_o husband_n and_o i_o will_v try_v to_o persuade_v the_o wife_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 26._o enter_v monsieur_fw-fr disguise_n and_o sir_n francis_n inconstant_n sir_n francis_n inconstant_a sir_n you_o do_v amaze_v i_o for_o i_o have_v not_o be_v so_o long_o marry_v as_o to_o give_v her_o time_n for_o incontinency_n nor_o have_v i_o be_v so_o ill_a a_o husband_n as_o yet_o as_o to_o create_v or_o beget_v her_o hate_n towards_o i_o disguise_n sir_n if_o i_o do_v not_o prove_v it_o i_o shall_v be_v content_a to_o suffer_v the_o heavy_a punishment_n you_o can_v inflict_v upon_o i_o and_o because_o your_o belief_n be_v waver_v i_o will_v place_v you_o where_o you_o shall_v hear_v she_o declare_v her_o intention_n as_o towards_o your_o death_n inconstant_a i_o long_v to_o prove_v the_o truth_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 27._o enter_v the_o lady_n wanton_n and_o the_o lady_n
your_o suit_n despise_v your_o person_n and_o hate_v your_o humour_n amorous_a pluto_n take_v all_o your_o sex_n procurer_n if_o he_o shall_v you_o will_v whine_o follow_v they_o to_o hell_n rather_o than_o miss_v their_o company_n refuse_v heaven_n for_o effeminate_a society_n amorous_a they_o torment_v man_n more_o than_o devil_n do_v exeunt_fw-la scene_n 33._o enter_v master_n makepeace_n and_o master_n persuader_n master_n makepeace_n now_o sir_n humphrey_n disagree_v and_o his_o lady_n be_v make_v good_a friend_n they_o be_v become_v a_o love_a couple_n persuader_n heaven_n keep_v they_o so_o makepeace_n truly_o i_o begin_v to_o believe_v they_o will_v for_o they_o seem_v very_o sensible_a of_o their_o error_n and_o they_o laugh_v at_o their_o one_o folly_n to_o see_v what_o ridiculous_a frivolous_a and_o small_a matter_n their_o quarrel_n be_v build_v with_o and_o upon_o exeunt_fw-la enter_v sir_n humphrey_n disagree_n and_o his_o lady_n sir_n humphrey_n disagree_v look_v you_o 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when_o it_o can_v help_v but_o when_o it_o have_v hope_n to_o rescue_v what_o it_o love_v mars_n be_v not_o valiant_a lovewell_n well_o wife_n i_o owe_v my_o life_n to_o your_o love_n and_o i_o shall_v account_v you_o as_o pallas_n that_o have_v defend_v i_o with_o a_o prudent_a courage_n hypocondria_n if_o you_o think_v i_o have_v do_v you_o service_n worthy_a a_o reward_n pray_v give_v i_o a_o request_n lovewell_n that_o i_o shall_v if_o it_o be_v that_o life_n you_o have_v defend_v what_o be_v it_o hypocondria_n it_o be_v to_o set_v love_n free_a from_o the_o chain_n of_o discretion_n and_o jailer_n of_o temperance_n for_o it_o be_v impossible_a to_o confine_v love_n but_o either_o it_o will_v die_v or_o break_v out_o in_o revenge_n lovewell_n well_o wife_n hereafter_o i_o will_v never_o oppose_v love_n way_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 35._o enter_v sir_n francis_n inconstant_n and_o monsieur_fw-fr disguise_n monsieur_fw-fr disguise_n sir_n do_v you_o hear_v what_o your_o lady_n say_v francis_n inconstant_a yes_o i_o hear_v she_o say_v she_o will_v poison_v i_o in_o a_o mess_n of_o broth_n disguise_n what_o will_v you_o do_v to_o prevent_v it_o inconstant_a leave_v that_o care_v to_o i_o i_o shall_v be_v my_o own_o sentinel_n to_o discern_v the_o approach_a poison_n sir_n francis_n go_v out_o monsieur_n disguise_v alone_o disguise_n their_o death_n will_v be_v my_o triumph_n and_o my_o death_n a_o reprieve_n exit_fw-la scene_n 36._o enter_v monsieur_fw-fr amorous_n and_o the_o lady_n procurer_n lady_n procurer_n i_o be_o come_v to_o invite_v you_o to_o a_o collation_n for_o the_o lady_n wanton_a for_o who_o you_o at_o first_o make_v costly_a collation_n be_v force_v to_o invite_v you_o now_o to_o the_o like_a amorous_a faith_n madam_n i_o be_o so_o queasy_a stomach_v that_o the_o very_a sight_n of_o a_o banquet_n will_v put_v i_o into_o a_o apoplexy_n as_o with_o a_o obstruct_a surfeit_n procurer_n if_o you_o shall_v deny_v she_o you_o will_v lose_v you_o reputation_n among_o our_o sex_n for_o ever_o amorous_a well_o i_o will_v go_v upon_o condition_n that_o you_o carry_v a_o message_n from_o i_o to_o another_o lady_n procurer_n most_o willing_o so_o it_o be_v not_o to_o the_o lady_n chastity_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 37._o enter_v mistress_n single_n and_o raillery_n jester_n the_o fool_n mistress_n single_a prithee_o fool_n give_v i_o advice_n as_o how_o to_o choose_v a_o husband_n fool._n faith_n you_o be_v wise_a to_o take_v a_o fool_n counsel_n for_o fool_n have_v for_o the_o most_o part_n best_a fortune_n either_o in_o their_o counsel_n or_o choice_n single_a why_o be_v fool_n fortune_n favourite_n fool._n yes_o for_o by_o fool_n fortune_n plain_o show_v her_o power_n when_o wise_a man_n usurp_v it_o strive_v to_o take_v her_o power_n from_o she_o single_a then_o fortune_n direct_v thou_o to_o direct_v i_o fool._n fortune_n be_v giddy_a and_o direct_v by_o chance_n which_o cause_v so_o many_o misfortune_n single_a then_o by_o your_o direction_n i_o may_v be_v unfortunate_a but_o i_o will_v venture_v wherefore_o tell_v i_o how_o to_o choose_v fool._n why_o then_o you_o must_v choose_v a_o husband_n by_o the_o ear_n single_a by_o the_o eye_n you_o mean_v fool._n no_o faith_n those_o that_o will_v be_v happy_o match_v must_v choose_v a_o husband_n or_o wife_n by_o the_o ear_n and_o not_o by_o the_o eye_n for_o though_o report_n be_v ofttimes_o false_a yet_o it_o seldom_o flatter_v nay_o for_o the_o most_o part_n it_o be_v so_o far_o from_o give_v merit_v its_o due_a praise_n as_o it_o detract_v therefrom_o single_a but_o fortune_n carry_v worthless_a man_n upon_o the_o tongue_n of_o fame_n fool._n it_o be_v true_a but_o fortune_n be_v giddy_a be_v apt_a to_o stagger_v and_o so_o to_o stumble_v and_o ofttimes_o fling_v those_o worthless_a man_n
disagree_v no_o pray_v husband_n let_v they_o alone_o a_o little_a while_n long_o humphrey_n disagree_v if_o you_o keep_v they_o out_o until_o our_o stomach_n be_v full_a we_o shall_v be_v so_o dull_a and_o heavy_a with_o the_o vapour_n of_o the_o meat_n as_o it_o will_v not_o be_v in_o the_o power_n of_o music_n to_o move_v our_o mind_n to_o mirth_n or_o so_o drink_v with_o wine_n as_o the_o music_n will_v make_v we_o mad_a lady_n disagree_v i_o hope_v you_o will_v not_o be_v mad_a before_o you_o be_v drink_v humphrey_n disagree_v no_o wife_n i_o will_v be_v merry_a before_o i_o be_o drink_v wherefore_o servant_n call_v they_o in_o she_o speak_v as_o to_o the_o servant_n lady_n disagree_v let_v they_o alone_o humphrey_n disagree_v i_o say_v they_o shall_v come_v and_o play_v and_o therefore_o call_v they_o in_o lady_n disagree_v i_o say_v they_o shall_v not_o come_v in_o nor_o play_v therefore_o forbid_v they_o humphrey_n disagree_v surely_o i_o will_v be_v master_n and_o therefore_o they_o shall_v play_v lady_n disagree_v surely_o i_o will_v be_v mistress_n of_o this_o feast_n and_o therefore_o they_o shall_v not_o play_v humphrey_n disagree_v call_v they_o lady_n disagree_v let_v they_o alone_o the_o servant_n the_o while_n sometime_o run_v as_o to_o the_o door_n and_o then_o as_o from_o it_o not_o know_v whether_o they_o shall_v obey_v sir_n humphrey_n rise_v as_o to_o call_v they_o himself_o she_o rise_v also_o humphrey_n disagree_v they_o shall_v come_v and_o play_v he_o offer_v to_o go_v she_o pull_v he_o back_o lady_n disagree_v they_o shall_v not_o play_v he_o shove_v she_o from_o he_o she_o take_v her_o napkin_n and_o roll_n it_o fling_v it_o at_o he_o he_o fling_v another_o at_o she_o she_o take_v a_o plate_n and_o throw_v at_o he_o he_o curse_v and_o she_o scold_v their_o friend_n strive_v to_o part_v they_o and_o in_o the_o strife_n and_o bustle_v down_o go_v all_o the_o pot_n and_o dish_n and_o so_o they_o go_v fight_v and_o strive_v off_o the_o 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punish_v perjury_n with_o violent_a death_n o_o my_o conscience_n how_o it_o sting_v i_o at_o my_o death_n with_o the_o remembrance_n of_o the_o wrong_n i_o do_v my_o first_o love_n monsieur_n disguise_n sink_v close_o by_o sir_n francis_n and_o then_o discover_v herself_o mistress_n forsake_v do_v you_o know_v this_o face_n or_o have_v my_o sorrow_n disfigure_v it_o so_o much_o as_o you_o can_v call_v it_o to_o remembrance_n sir_n francis_n start_v inconstant_a you_o power_n above_o affright_v not_o my_o fleet_a soul_n with_o vision_n but_o let_v it_o gentle_o pass_v and_o leave_v my_o body_n to_o the_o silent_a grave_n he_o direct_v his_o speech_n to_o she_o inconstant_a you_o spirit_n divine_a take_v not_o revenge_n for_o i_o be_o true_o sorry_a for_o the_o wrong_n i_o do_v thou_o in_o thy_o life_n mistress_n forsake_v i_o forgive_v you_o and_o know_v i_o be_o no_o spirit_n and_o though_o i_o can_v say_v i_o live_v because_o i_o be_o die_v yet_o i_o be_o not_o dead_a and_o that_o letter_n i_o bring_v you_o be_v to_o disguise_v i_o the_o more_o by_o a_o false_a report_n but_o i_o have_v act_v the_o design_n of_o my_o travel_n which_o be_v to_o end_v my_o life_n with_o you_o for_o since_o i_o can_v not_o enjoy_v you_o in_o life_n i_o desire_v to_o embrace_v you_o by_o death_n and_o so_o i_o shall_v she_o fling_v her_o arm_n over_o he_o and_o die_v inconstant_a o_o my_o soul_n make_v haste_n and_o follow_v she_o he_o kiss_v she_o and_o on_o her_o lip_n die_v finis_fw-la the_o actor_n name_n monsieur_n nobilissimo_n monsieur_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr monsieur_n fantasy_n monsieur_n poverty_n monsieur_n adviser_n and_o several_a other_o gentleman_n admiration_n mademoiselle_fw-fr la_fw-fr bell_n wooer_n vainglory_n mademoiselle_fw-fr la_fw-fr bell_n wooer_n pride_n mademoiselle_fw-fr la_fw-fr bell_n wooer_n ambition_n mademoiselle_fw-fr la_fw-fr bell_n wooer_n mademoiselle_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr wife_n to_o monsieur_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr mademoiselle_fw-fr la_fw-fr 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make_v they_o all_o to_o be_v malcontented_a lover_n who_o will_v reject_v all_o because_o they_o can_v have_v what_o they_o desire_v malicious_a let_v we_o make_v a_o faction_n against_o they_o spightfull_n alas_o what_o faction_n against_o they_o can_v hurt_v and_o destroy_v love_n wit_n and_o beauty_n detractor_n jealousy_n will_v weaken_v love_n dispraise_v will_v disgrace_v wit_n and_o beauty_n time_n will_v soon_o bring_v that_o to_o decay_v telltruth_n but_o jealousy_n can_v weaken_v true_a and_o virtuous_a love_n nor_o dispraise_v can_v disgrace_v pure_a wit_n nor_o time_n can_v decay_v the_o beauty_n of_o the_o mind_n wherefore_o all_o the_o faction_n you_o can_v make_v against_o they_o will_v do_v they_o no_o hurt_n beside_o you_o will_v be_v condemn_v by_o all_o the_o masculine_a sex_n if_o not_o punish_v with_o infamy_n for_o your_o treachery_n and_o since_o you_o can_v do_v they_o harm_n your_o best_a way_n will_v be_v to_o imitate_v they_o for_o your_o own_o good_a spightfull_n so_o we_o shall_v be_v laugh_v at_o and_o stare_v on_o as_o monkey_n and_o scorn_v forasmuch_o as_o we_o offer_v at_o that_o which_o be_v beyond_o our_o ability_n and_o whatsoever_o be_v force_v and_o constrain_v appear_v ridiculous_a malicious_a come_v let_v we_o leave_v speak_v of_o they_o and_o think_v of_o they_o if_o we_o can_v exeunt_fw-la scene_n 2._o enter_v monsieur_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr and_o his_o wife_n mademoiselle_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr monsieur_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr surely_o wife_n you_o do_v not_o love_v i_o you_o be_v not_o any_o way_n kind_n to_o i_o mademoiselle_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr true_a love_n husband_n be_v not_o so_o fond_a as_o serviceable_a monsieur_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr but_o true_a love_n will_v express_v itself_o sometime_o for_o if_o you_o do_v true_o love_v i_o you_o will_v hang_v about_o my_o neck_n as_o if_o you_o mean_v to_o dwell_v there_o mademoiselle_fw-fr esperance_fw-fr if_o i_o think_v my_o kindness_n may_v not_o
26._o enter_v the_o lady_n jealousy_n as_o hold_v her_o head_n and_o sir_n edward_n courtly_n her_o husband_n courtly_a what_o be_v you_o sick_a wife_n jealousie_n i_o have_v such_o a_o pain_n in_o my_o head_n as_o i_o be_o not_o able_a to_o look_v up_o or_o to_o speak_v courtly_a you_o shall_v take_v some_o physic_n jealousie_n i_o can_v take_v physic_n courtly_a you_o must_v take_v physic_n if_o you_o be_v not_o well_o but_o pray_v have_v a_o care_n you_o do_v not_o catch_v cold_a for_o that_o will_v do_v you_o hurt_v but_o i_o must_v be_v go_v about_o my_o several_a affair_n wherefore_o god_n be_v with_o you_o wife_n sir_n edward_n courtly_n go_v out_o the_o lady_n jealousy_n call_v her_o maid_n jealousie_n nan_n maid_n madam_n jealousie_n go_v make_v i_o a_o white-wine_n caudle_n maid_n i_o shall_v madam_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 27._o enter_v the_o lady_n chastity_n and_o the_o lady_n procurer_n procurer_n madam_n i_o be_o not_o come_v upon_o my_o own_o score_n but_o upon_o a_o new_a 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hypocondria_n and_o sir_n william_n lovewell_n hypocondria_n o_o husband_n i_o be_o a_o dead_a woman_n for_o all_o my_o side_n be_v numb_a nay_o in_o a_o dead_a palsy_n i_o can_v feel_v my_o arm_n lovewell_n heaven_n forbid_v let_v i_o rub_v your_o arm_n he_o rub_v her_o arm_n but_o wife_n if_o it_o be_v dead_a you_o can_v not_o move_v it_o and_o you_o can_v move_v it_o can_v you_o not_o hypocondria_n yes_o but_o very_o weak_o lovewell_n wrap_v it_o up_o with_o warm_a clothes_n until_o such_o time_n as_o the_o doctor_n can_v be_v send_v for_o come_v into_o your_o chamber_n and_o i_o will_v send_v for_o the_o doctor_n straight_o hypocon._n no_o pray_v do_v not_o send_v for_o the_o doctor_n now_o for_o with_o your_o rub_v my_o arm_n you_o have_v bring_v the_o lively_a spirit_n into_o it_o again_o lovewell_n i_o be_o glad_a of_o it_o but_o pray_v keep_v your_o bed_n exeunt_fw-la scene_n 29._o enter_v the_o lady_n jealousy_n waiting-gentlewoman_n and_o her_o chambermaid_n gentlewoman_n my_o lady_n do_v not_o like_o her_o caudle_n wherefore_o she_o will_v have_v a_o sack-posset_n make_v she_o chambermaid_n not_o like_o it_o why_o she_o eat_v a_o great_a porringer_n of_o it_o gentlewoman_n that_o be_v all_o one_o my_o lady_n do_v not_o like_o it_o and_o therefore_o you_o must_v make_v a_o sack-posset_n chambermaid_n what_o fault_n find_v she_o with_o it_o gentlewoman_n she_o do_v not_o express_v her_o particular_a dislike_n but_o in_o the_o general_n chambermaid_n well_o i_o shall_v make_v she_o a_o posset_n straight_o exeunt_fw-la scene_n 30._o enter_v two_o servant-maid_n of_o the_o lady_n disagree_v 1_o maid_n heaven_n be_v thank_v my_o master_n and_o lady_n be_v perfect_o friend_n again_o for_o she_o sit_v in_o his_o lap_n and_o he_o kiss_v she_o very_o
love_o lord_n what_o a_o disquietous_a house_n have_v we_o have_v sir_n humphrey_n and_o his_o lady_n make_v a_o noise_n within_o as_o be_v fall_v out_o again_o 2_o maid_n hark_v what_o noise_n be_v that_o they_o harken_v and_o hear_v the_o shovel_n and_o tongue_n sling_v about_o juno_n bless_v we_o i_o think_v they_o will_v fling_v the_o house_n out_o at_o the_o window_n the_o lady_n call_v for_o help_n 1_o maid_n run_v run_v jane_n they_o be_v fall_v out_o again_o and_o will_v kill_v each_o other_o 2_o maid_n o_o call_v the_o chaplin_n to_o part_v they_o for_o we_o shall_v never_o do_v it_o call_v he_o call_v he_o exeunt_fw-la maid_n in_o a_o fright_a haste_n scene_n 31._o enter_v the_o lady_n hypocondria_n maid_n in_o a_o fright_a haste_n and_o enter_v roger_n trusty_n sir_n william_n lovewel_n man_n maid_n o_o trusty_a where_o be_v my_o master_n my_o lady_n be_v so_o ill_a as_o we_o think_v she_o will_v die_v for_o she_o faith_n that_o she_o be_v in_o a_o apoplexy_n trusty_a if_o 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learn_v to_o be_v civil_a to_o woman_n exeunt_fw-la all_o but_o roger_n and_o joan._n trusty_a if_o i_o have_v kiss_v you_o joan_n as_o i_o perceive_v my_o master_n will_v have_v have_v i_o do_v you_o have_v be_v silent_a and_o in_o your_o silence_n my_o lady_n will_v have_v die_v and_o then_o my_o master_n have_v be_v a_o lusty_a widower_n and_o a_o free_a wooer_n and_o a_o fresh_a man_n as_o one_o may_v say_v where_o now_o he_o be_v bind_v to_o a_o sickly_a wife_n and_o this_o be_v the_o reason_n my_o master_n will_v not_o increase_v my_o wage_n which_o if_o i_o have_v kiss_v you_o i_o have_v be_v enrich_v by_o my_o master_n favour_n wherefore_o joan_n i_o will_v kiss_v thou_o but_o kick_v thou_o no_o more_o ioan._n go_v hang_v yourself_o it_o be_v too_o late_o now_o you_o shall_v have_v kiss_v i_o before_o exeunt_fw-la act_n iu._o scene_n 32._o enter_v the_o waiting-woman_n and_o chambermaid_n of_o the_o lady_n jealousy_n gentlewoman_n you_o be_v a_o strange_a wench_n to_o make_v the_o posset-curd_n so_o tough_a that_o now_o my_o lady_n have_v eat_v it_o it_o lie_v so_o hard_o so_o hard_o in_o her_o stomach_n as_o it_o can_v digest_v maid_n tough_a say_v you_o i_o be_o sure_a to_o my_o taste_n it_o be_v as_o tender_a as_o cream_n gentlewoman_n well_o in_o my_o lady_n stomach_n it_o prove_v as_o hard_o as_o stone_n wherefore_o you_o must_v go_v and_o burn_v some_o claret-wine_n for_o she_o with_o clove_n mace_n and_o nutmeg_n and_o make_v it_o very_o sweet_a with_o fine_a loaf-sugar_n present_o present_o maid_n but_o if_o my_o lady_n have_v one_o meat_n after_o another_o so_o quick_a she_o will_v not_o be_v able_a to_o hold_v all_o in_o her_o stomach_n by_o reason_n her_o stomach_n must_v of_o necessity_n overflow_v gentlewoman_n if_o the_o wine_n make_v her_o stomach_n to_o overflow_v it_o will_v be_v like_o wash_v the_o mouth_n and_o rub_v the_o tooth_n after_o meat_n the_o which_o will_v scour_v her_o stomach_n clean_a maid_n nay_o if_o the_o stomach_n be_v 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to_o fall_v into_o a_o swoon_n then_o take_v his_o handkerchief_n and_o wipe_v his_o face_n as_o if_o he_o do_v sweat_v wanton_n be_v not_o you_o well_o sir_n amorous_a a_o sudden_a passion_n have_v surround_v my_o heart_n and_o have_v surprise_v my_o sense_n send_v out_o cold_a damp_n sweat_v over_o all_o my_o body_n wanton_n sir_n will_v you_o drink_v any_o cordial_a water_n he_o kiss_v her_o hand_n amorous_a lady_n it_o be_v your_o beauty_n that_o strike_v i_o with_o a_o tremble_a fear_n and_o make_v my_o spirit_n faint_a but_o this_o delicious_a kiss_n that_o i_o have_v take_v from_o your_o hand_n restore_v i_o more_o and_o give_v i_o great_a strength_n than_o all_o the_o spirit_n chemist_n can_v extract_v wanton_n i_o perceive_v now_o it_o be_v a_o dissemble_a fit_n and_o not_o a_o real_a sickness_n amorous_a misconstrue_v not_o my_o admiration_n and_o affection_n which_o do_v adore_v and_o worship_v you_o wanton_n if_o we_o woman_n shall_v believe_v the_o word_n of_o man_n they_o 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