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ID	Title	Author	Corrected Date of Publication (TCP Date of Publication)	STC	Words	Pages
A89926	Newes from the New Exchange, or The commonvvealth of ladies, drawn to the life, in their severall characters and concernments.	Neville, Henry, 1620-1694.	1650 (1650)	Wing N510; Thomason E590_10; ESTC R203016	11,178	24

Ladies is excellent at the beginning of h●alths viz. To the best in Christendome and at the ending of stories for she fits them all with a baudy Comment She is Honored with the title of Lady-Governesse to the three illustrious Sister VVorthies Mistris Mohun Mistris Harris and Mistris Cambell her chiefe designe is to reconcile and compose all differences betwixt the two former and then when these foure are together there will be a society for the * The Devil Tavern DEVILL their Maxim being this They 're fooles that will not these examples follow And once a week meet at the great APOLLO If any of these Ladies want a pouder'd and patch't old fool to wait upon Them let them send to my L. North whose Coach and himself will be ready at a Call especially if it be upon a visit to my Lady Kent 's about supper time where they are all upon Free-Quarter By way of conclusion we are in the last place to give notice of certain Ladies called Coursers whose Recreation lies very much upon the New Exchange about 6. a clock at night where you may fit your self with ware of all sorts and sizes But take heed of my Lady Sandy's for she sweeps the Exchange like a Chain'd Bullet with Mr. Howard in one hand and Fitz Iames in the other There is my Lady Katherine Scot with Mr. Salkeld The new widdow Sandys with Col. Bredridge The Lady Montague with Mr. Brown The 2. Mrs. Skipwiths with Sir Iohn Morley Mrs. Wintour in contemplation of David Walter Mrs. Kirk with Col. Rainsford The Lady Mary Sheldon with Mr. Vowell Mrs. Luson and Sir Thomas Sandys The Lord Blaney and Mrs. Roper The Lord Middlesex and the Lady Thimblebee Mrs. Wild and Mr. Touchet The Lady Crompton and Mr. Cranfield Mrs. Wenman and my Lord Denbigh The Lady Cary and Dudly Sonds Mrs. Crew and Mr. Broncker Mrs. Finch for a VVhiffler Mrs. Jones and George Colt and sometimes Mr. Coghill Mrs. Kingsmell all alone The Corbet Family with who they can get The Lady Fulgeum with the Lord Northampton The Lady Peter and the Lord North. The Lady Downs and the Lord Sherwood The 7. Sisters of the Lord Sandys and the foure Mistris Somes's very fleet Coursers The Lady Norton and Mr. Edwards Sir Thomas Longevile hopping before twenty women and the Lord VVindsor Cum multis aliis quas nunc perscribere longum est These and many more you may buy but beware you repent not your Bargain In our next Annals if the humor hold we will give you a more particular Relation In the mean time God bless the Authors from the Blades that swagger From Poyson Pistoll from the sword and dagger A Post-script to the intelligent Readers Martialis lib. 6. Epig. 45. Lusistis satis est lascivi cedite Cunni Permissa est vobis non nisi casta Venus Lib. 5. Epig. 6● Crispulus iste quis est uxori semper adhaeret Qui Mariane tuae Crispulus iste quis est Nescio quid dominae teneram qui garrit inaurem Et Sellam cubito dexteriore premit Nil mihi respondes uxoris res agit inquis Iste meae Res uxoris agit res nullas Crispulus iste Res non uxoris res agit iste tuas Lib. 7. Epig. 9 .ad Olum Centenis futuit Matho millibus Ole quid ad te Illud dissimulas ad te quod pertinet Ole Quodque magis curae convenit esse tuae Uxor Maecha tibi est hoc ad te pertinet Ole Sed quid agas ad me pertinet Ole nihil Lib. 9. Epig. 42. Pontice quòd nunquàm futuis sed pellice laevâ Uteris veneri servit amica manus Hoc nihil esse putas scelus est mihi crede sed ingens Quantum vix animo concipis ipse tuo Ipsam crede mihi naturam dicere rerum I stud quod digitis Pontice perdis homo est Lib. 11. Epig. 23. Divisit natura mares pars una puellis Una viris genita est ut ere parte tuâ FINIS

whole plantation of Tobacco it being her proper Element so that since my Lord finds Smoak Sir Humphry may in time have Bacon I would have this Lady well preferr'd in the Commonwealth she being now a great Retailer of Courtesies And truly her Daughter my Lady Prat for ought I see is resolved to keep up the Trade having an Husband for the purpose This is that doughty Knight Sir George Prat once celebrated in Comedy and pawned upon the Stage as well as at the Tavern in a Ioynt-Stool for a Reckoning Hee Sir Samuel Luke Ieffery and little Trott may help to make up the Nine Worthies amoug the Pigmies and might passe for rare Champions in America to erect a new Common wealtb among the Monkies Indeed take Sir George hornes and all and he is a very formidable Monster so that 't is no wonder if his Lady be reprehended by her Mother for being Bull'd by an Urchin She is a great wit and playes with an old Sophister Dr. Smell-smock alias Mr. Osbaston who jerks her both behind and before therefore Mr. Lenthall though he have playd Truant a great while may the rather scape a whipping Come take your Turn Mrs. Gamlyn for you have had many a one by that excellent Squire of the Body yong Lenthall who hath the art to love if the Women love him They say Northamptoc makes love one hour to you and he beats the brains of it out in a quarter This Gentleman broaches maxims very dangerous to the Common-wealth of Women viz. That there is no woman honest That women would become unnecessary in the world if that damnable principle of honesty should be professed That originally there was no such quality as honesty only it was insinuated by the perswasions of the first mother to keep women from being debauched in their nurses arms All which hath been applauded and seal'd to by the same Gentleman over and over Now as a brave * Supposed a Hetmaphrodite Woman-man-of-mettle heigh for my Lady Hungerford Since Sir Edward is in Heaven the fittest mate for her upon Earth must needs be Annis-water Robbin For they may fit one another by turns and be beholding to no body This Lady over-rid and excarnated no lesse than three of her women in her husbands life-time and hath left no part of foure Gentlemen-ushers visible in the world but their periwigs but the fifth scapes yet and may perhaps for a twelve-month Room next for my Lady Kingsmell who having been lately in France hath brought over some Italian tricks with her The only wit in that house is new lechery and her Daughter is vostre Serviteur The Mother should have been married to my Lord of Norwich at his coming out of prison but that of late he is become as dry as his jests and the talke of the town diverted the humor But my Lady Rutland God wot is a more resolute Lover for now that her Lord is out of Town nothing can stave her off from Tom. Gell. This fellow the world suspected to be Eunuch to my Lord of Newcastle but now she commends him for the swetest man in the world though of late she hath a great stroke too with Harry Martyn And now we talk of a stroak I can tell you of a notable Striker one Mrs. Luson who hath blowne up and broke so many French Dutch and Spanish Merchants that none of late durst deal with her but Hugh Peters who I hear hath pawned halfe the fleet at Milford-haven to provide her a new yeares gift and this in imitation of his Masters at Westminster who ever put the Charges of their Lechery upon the accompts of the Publique This policy of Hugh Peters puts us in mind of godly Gravener he that is Commissary to my Lady Fairfax who hath pawned his Commission for another couple of Flanders horses to make sure of Mistris Luson And she I think hath paid him pretty well for the poor Gent. hath spit himselfe into a Night cap and the next Remove may be into a Coffin If ever the new Common weal be routed it must be by this Lady for put a little Gunpowder to her Mercury and you may soon blow up my Lord Bradshaw He they say hath audited her Phisicke Bill and the Councell of State finds many faults in it As Inprimis one purge for a clap she had from Sir Harry Mildmay which was much invenom'd by one he caught the morning before from Besse the Begger wench Item a Plaister for the swelling in her Groin that Mr. Marten gave her from a Shanker of his which he caught from the Wench he stole from his Brother-Member Sir Roger North. Item an Astringent for a Gonorrhaea given her by Mr. Scot which hath been entailed upon him and his Family ever since he strain'd at the Brewers daughter behind the Ale-fat Item for a Pimple which my Lord of Denbigh entailed on the Top of her Belly from the Tip of his Nose The Pothecary pleaded this cure was extraordinary because the Rubyes in my Lords nose might have caused a Carbuncle in her Cabinet had it not been prevented according to my Lord 's owne direction with an emollient Clyster over night a Dose of Pills in the morning and an electuary from the same Lord the night following Item for fluxing fuming soking and Tubbing of Heveningham a worthy Member yet all will do no good For this Lady and he have been so long of the same humor that he cannot be cured of a Rhume that hangs on both sides his mouth so that ere long he may be Chapfall'n This Malady hath been much exasperated by an ill prepared flux which hath left him more of Mercury than Venus in his Body Ask my Lady Lake else who did what woman could for him plyed him with Cordials and warm Plaisters but broke his head when she said She wondred hir Cozen Heveningham would have to do with so rotten a woman As she wounds some so she shaves others for she has made Mr. Love a wofull Example who never wore any beard since her first acquaintance Oh let us not now forget Mistris Duns a Lady every jot as Independent as the former she hath payed Tribute to all the Deputies of Ireland and will not now forbear her Cosen Cromwell Shee keeps mighty Intelligence too with his wife and she with Hugh Peters and Peters with Mistris Ireton she with Bradshaw he with Madam Castlehaven as Cromwell with Mrs. Lambert Now enter my Lady Craven at a conference over her Cups Fie sister fie never a Beer-glasse of Sack to Sir William Sidley's health yes my Lady Craven here 's one fill a Brimmer to that part of my Sister Craven which Sir William loves best T is well fill'd and fairely drunke Now to do you right my Lady Mary here is to you to the finishing of Sir Williams desires let it be how where and when he pleases Come my Lady Mary Howard take courage though thy fortune be but small yet having a good

stroke thou shalt drinke Dormer into Matrimony T is the wonder of the world Why Sir Kenelm Digby should be so mad for my Lady Middlesex since he boarded her and the Gallies at Scanderoon much about the same time and hath rid at Anchor ever since T is a very hard matter to know whether she be a Lady or Leviathan Sure none but Goliahs weapon can fit her Scabbard nor can any hand but his with the six fingers sufficiently seele her and he that will please her which she abundantly loves must convert a Weavers beam into a dildo If she and Sir Kenelme go on with the Match then let the Saints beware for I beleeeve Gog and Magog will come of the Progeny But what thinke you of my Lady Marchionesse of Winchester and Colonell Warren Though my Lord be her Husband yet the Colonell is the man Though my Lord have a good Bable by descent and may play well yet the Col. hits the blot oftner in his Ladie 's Tables She is often sick and as often swels and by the opinion of all Doctors no cure is like that in private with her Colonell Boles was an able fellow too once before he came to be my Lady of Bath's Gentleman usher But you may guesse how the VVorld goes with him now for he dwindles every day and some say the Calves of his legs are left in his Ladies Belly so that when my Lord expected a Son God knows it proved a Moon Calfe and had it grown up to have horns my Lord might then have hoped it was of his own begetting Poor Jack Young my Lady Monmouth bites hard too for she hath drawn him so low that he will never make Mummy and therefore intends to prefer him for a living Skeleton to Surgeon's hall as a very neat Subject for an Anatomy lecture And indeed it is high time he were some way disposed of for his fore-man is so flag and his hams so feeble that my Lady is constrained still to cry out Thy finger againe Jack I beleeve the Parson too is puzled to interpret the barrennesse of my Lady Stanhope she gives him the opening of many a hard Text so that he will have much ado to resolve the Tithe of her Doctrine into Use and Applycation for t is known she is much given to Hunting and hath run down a whole kennell at a time for recreation Her mouth is like mopsaes O Heavenly wide so that her Taile being of the same size in dimension 't is possible Stamford may passe throngh her booted and spur'd to seek new fortunes in America There is another notable Lady too newly come out of France and knowes all the feats of that country and is now set up in England by name my Lady Mountague all spirit of Sulphur for she takes fire immediatly and evaporates without conception so that we must leave her to the skill of Ben. Weston to provide a Son for my Lord Montague as the Prince Elector did for my Lord Moulgrave And if ever Ben. mean to effect it let him keepher Ladiship only to himselfe and recall her Ambassadors which lie Leiger for strong backs in City and Country She trades not so openly but others are as close yet Murther will out for 't is known well enough though carried in private how often Mr. Villiers hath come the Back way over a wall to the fore way of my Lady Savile alias Sussex and she usually helps him down in her armes for feare of a straining Newes newes The Dutchesse hath a Son and heir in the absence of Prince Rupert But c. If Madam Newport should not be link't with these Ladyes the chain would never hold for she is Sister to the famous Mrs. Porter who of late plaies the Macquerela in the behalf of her owne Son and to the more famous Lady Marlborough whose Paint is her Pander This Lady Newport leads the Lord Bellasis in one hand and Iack Russell in the other and cuts a kindnes so equally be-between them that Sir Kenelm Digby needed not have come in to decide the controversie Yet having beat the Bush so often there 's no reason but he should catch the Bird and these two Gentlemen when he comes be turned loose to ruminate the Favor And that this Lady may not go without her fellow if you are coloured my Lady Elizabeth Darcy appeare as Stanhope alias Chesterfields Daughter Take confidence such as your Sister Stanhope did when she met Hatton Rich upon the stairs whilst her Husband good man was making his Will Manage your designe well there is no feare but you may trail both Sir Andrew and Mr. Glascock as long as they can crawle and you smile These are very tractable Gent. and hot-mettal'd the harder you stave them off the fiercer they come on the longer you hold them in play the more will the prize be valued This Madam is like a Politique Merchant in our Commonwealth and if she be not taken off by Preferment may chance to spoile the Trade of all Stallions in Pension by teaching the rest of the Ladies how to prize their Commodities My right hand would forget it's cunning should the example of all women be left out my Lady Cullen who in my Lord Riche's time was called my Lady Mary Cokaine but varied her name when she began to teach Souldi●rs how to order the Pike This silken-Granado hath blown up many a Garrison for she ever fired well wounded one Captain so that he lies in still fell furiously on many others and she hath one Trick that if you will not charge her she 'll charge you Upon these tearms she met with a Colonell one Stamford whom when she had worn out one way as well as the other she cashired him for want of pay and took over his head George Porter whose designe is to Levell her even with his owne principles On the other side she having smelt his Plot begins to grow weary of him and plies the Countermine but knowes not how to admit another because his Mother and his Wife stand Sentinell at her elbow It is intended the life of this Lady shall ere long come out in Folio But 't is an old Proverb there can be no Play without a Foole in it Alas poore Master Pembroke who twelve months since was an Earl but now being made a poore Commoner of England hath rallied his forces and finds it necessary to cashire my Lady May my Lady Banbury and my Lady Crompton having been very angry with her and desired her to resolve him of this Question * She dun'd him beyond reason for Money Whether he shit Gold This poor over-ridden Gentleman lies now at Rack and Manger with a Chambermaid of my Lady Herbert's 'Zounds we are now in a Godly Family and they that are the only people in the world that know to order Women for the Father keeps two wives and a Concubine as prisoners The Lord his son a poore Commoner too rid his hands