go_v ask_v she_o after_o some_o affaiâ—â—_n in_o the_o country_n that_o may_v in_o some_o measure_n relate_v to_o the_o state_n let_v i_o consider_v good_a woman_n be_v there_o store_n of_o acorn_n this_o year_n ha_o nick._n a_o notable_a politic_a state_n question_v true_o aside_o minx_n nurse_n why_o do_v you_o answer_v my_o lord_n i_o find_v the_o poor_a old_a woman_n be_v in_o a_o quandery_a i_o believe_v she_o never_o see_v a_o lord_n before_o ld_n cour._n on_o my_o soul_n that_o may_v very_o well_o be_v nay_o i_o myself_o have_v know_v a_o whole_a monthly_a meeting_n of_o country_n justice_n strike_v so_o dumb_a at_o the_o grandeur_n of_o my_o presence_n that_o it_o be_v scarce_o within_o the_o power_n of_o stale_a beer_n to_o set_v their_o tongue_n a_o move_v again_o but_o come_v what_o say_v you_o old_a mrs_n chue_v cud_n be_v acorn_n plenty_n or_o not_o ha_o minx_n nurse_n why_o do_v you_o answer_v my_o lord_n sir_n weal_n yes_o forsooth_o ld_n court_n then_o we_o may_v expect_v our_o venison_n to_o be_v fat_a if_o my_o dog_n of_o a_o keeper_n have_v the_o grace_n to_o keep_v the_o parish_n hog_n out_o of_o the_o park_n but_o hold_v let_v i_o consider_v now_o for_o some_o domestic_a intelligence_n be_v the_o widow_n your_o sister_n marry_v yet_o ha_o pug_n minx_n she_o be_v not_o speed_v yet_o but_o o'restockt_v with_o suitor_n as_o we_o sen_fw-mi in_o the_o country_n ld_n cour._n pretty_a pug_n thy_o country_n language_n do_v become_v thou_o but_o hold_v let_v i_o consider_v once_o again_o i_o profess_v there_o aught_o to_o be_v a_o statute_n of_o restriction_n relate_v to_o the_o widow_n of_o this_o kingdom_n they_o be_v general_o so_o damn_v cunning_a in_o their_o amour_n that_o half_o a_o score_n of_o widow_n be_v sufficient_a to_o enslave_v all_o the_o young_a fellow_n about_o the_o town_n nick._n ah_o my_o lord_n the_o young_a fellow_n about_o the_o town_n be_v not_o so_o easy_o enslave_v in_o this_o age_n of_o liberty_n enter_v sweetny_n and_o ophelia_n sweet_a o_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n i_o can_v but_o with_o reverence_n acknowledge_v the_o high_a honour_n your_o lordship_n do_v my_o house_n in_o let_v its_o mean_a roof_n shadow_v a_o person_n of_o so_o much_o worth_n goodness_n and_o wisdom_n as_o be_v the_o lord_n courtipoll_n ld_n cour._n oh_o mrs._n sweetny_n you_o be_v always_o so_o lavish_a in_o your_o expression_n ha_o bless_v i_o i_o be_o planet-struck_a never_a be_v a_o astrologer_n more_o amaze_v at_o the_o discovery_n of_o a_o new_a star_n than_o i_o be_o at_o the_o sight_n of_o that_o beautiful_a creature_n pray_v mrs._n sweetny_n by_o what_o name_n and_o title_n must_v i_o salute_v this_o fair_a angel_n sweet_a it_o be_v the_o beautiful_a madam_n ophelia_n my_o lord_n daughter_n to_o sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n lord_n coâ—â—â—ipoll_n stand_v muse_v nick._n so_o my_o lord_n i_o find_v be_v embarking_a himself_o for_o another_o piece_n of_o gallantry_n his_o politic_a lordship_n fâ—lls_v as_o natural_o into_o new_a amour_n as_o a_o town_n bully_n run_v himself_o into_o fresh_a rencounter_n minx_n minx_n ply_v thy_o stump_n or_o all_o be_v lose_v faith_n girl_n minx_n my_o lord_n my_o lord_n you_o forget_v to_o bring_v your_o pug_n the_o lap-dog_n you_o promise_v she_o so_o you_o do_v run_v to_o sir_n wealthy_n either_o take_v your_o daughter_n away_o this_o moment_n or_o never_o expect_v to_o see_v the_o face_n of_o i_o again_o run_v back_o to_o lord_n court._n come_v my_o lord_n will_v you_o go_v along_o with_o your_o pug_n and_o see_v how_o far_o i_o have_v work_v upon_o the_o petticoat_n i_o show_v you_o when_o you_o be_v here_o last_o why_o do_v you_o speak_v to_o your_o pug_n ld_n court_n i_o profess_v i_o be_v within_o myself_o decide_v a_o intricate_a state_n question_n and_o find_v it_o must_v be_v so_o sir_n weal_n aside_o to_z ophelia_z hussy_n i_o command_v you_o to_o retire_v i_o say_v be_v go_v instant_o ophel_n what_o will_v this_o dry_a chopped_a hag_n have_v pray_v good_a woman_n do_v you_o nose_v i_o at_o this_o rate_n sir_n weal_n you_o young_a baggage_n dont_fw-fr you_o know_v i_o ophel_n i_o be_o resolve_v i_o will_v know_v he_o at_o present_a aside_o what_o mean_v this_o saucy_a quean_n to_o blow_v her_o filthy_a breath_n in_o my_o face_n ha_o sir_n weal_n you_o young_a jade_n you_o i_o be_o your_o father_n but_o if_o you_o discover_v i_o look_v to_o it_o ophel_n alas_o the_o poor_a woman_n be_v beside_o her_o sense_n i_o find_v sir_n weal_n hussy_n i_o will_v thump_v your_o jacket_n for_o this_o i_o can_v find_v in_o my_o heart_n to_o tear_v you_o in_o piece_n grin_n and_o clenche_n his_o fist_n at_o she_o ophel_n here_o pray_v let_v somebody_o lie_v hold_v on_o this_o mad_a woman_n she_o talk_v of_o tear_v i_o in_o piece_n nick._n lay_n hold_v on_o sir_n weal_n ld_n court_n what_o be_v the_o matter_n what_o be_v the_o matter_n with_o the_o nurse_n ha_o minx_n alas_o alas_o the_o poor_a nurse_n be_v sometime_o trouble_v with_o fit_n and_o i_o fear_v she_o be_v now_o fall_v into_o one_o sweet_a hold_v she_o down_o hold_v she_o down_o brother_n nickycrack_n and_o doll_n do_v you_o run_v and_o fetch_v the_o bottle_n of_o spirit_n of_o hartshorn_n run_v quick_o doll_n run_v and_o bring_v a_o bottle_n nick._n o_o pox_n i_o find_v the_o nurse_n prove_v to_o be_v the_o old_a fornicator_n sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n aside_o so_o so_o i_o find_v she_o begin_v to_o recover_v come_v now_o let_v i_o alone_o with_o she_o i_o will_v take_v she_o and_o give_v she_o a_o turn_n or_o two_o in_o the_o air_n and_o a_o dram_n of_o aqua_fw-la mirabilis_fw-la which_o be_v the_o life_n of_o a_o old_a woman_n and_o i_o will_v warrant_v you_o all_o will_v be_v well_o again_o exeunt_fw-la nick._n and_o doll_n lead_v out_o sir_n weal_n oph._n i_o must_v go_v see_v however_o that_o they_o do_v carry_v the_o business_n too_o far_o as_o bad_a as_o he_o be_v exit_fw-la ld_n court_n what_o have_v this_o newborn_a star_n leave_v our_o hemisphere_n already_o ha_o minx_n go_v go_v my_o lord_n i_o find_v you_o do_v love_v your_o pug_n that_o you_o do_v if_o you_o do_v you_o will_v never_o have_v stand_v and_o stare_v upon_o a_o strange_a face_n at_o that_o rate_n indeed_o you_o will_o ld_n cour._n not_o love_v my_o pug_n by_o the_o soul_n of_o matchiavel_n but_o i_o do_v and_o that_o be_v the_o great_a oath_n a_o statesmâ—n_n can_v swear_v by_o be_v i_o my_o dear_a to_o gaze_v upon_o crowd_n of_o angel_n and_o shall_v my_o pug_n be_v among_o they_o she_o alone_o shall_v have_v thâ—_n last_o and_o fix_v look_v sweet_a there_o be_v a_o kind_a lord_n for_o you_o come_v my_o lord_n by_o this_o time_n i_o suppose_v supper_n wait_v for_o your_o lordship_n ld_n court_n come_v along_o then_o and_o after_o that_o i_o and_o my_o charm_a pug_n here_o in_o amorous_a sport_n will_v so_o divine_o toy_n the_o god_n of_o love_n shalâ—_n clap_v his_o wing_n for_o joy_n end_v of_o the_o second_o act._n act_z iii_o scene_z continues_z a_o room_n in_o sweetny_n house_n sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n and_o nickycrack_n sir_n weal_n ah_o mr_n nickycrack_n be_v it_o not_o a_o hard_a case_n for_o i_o that_o be_o but_o a_o poor_a commoner_n thus_o to_o be_v rival_v by_o a_o lord_n nick._n lord_n sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n why_o will_v you_o not_o discover_v yourself_o and_o concern_v to_o i_o all_o the_o world_n know_v the_o sincerity_n of_o honest_a nickycrack_n sir_n weal_n alas_o alas_o in_o this_o case_n there_o can_v be_v no_o remedy_n but_o patience_n now_o must_v i_o forsooth_o even_o draw_v in_o my_o horn_n sneak_v off_o and_o dance_v attendance_n though_o i_o be_o sure_a to_o enter_v into_o a_o steel_n course_n to_o cure_v myself_o of_o the_o spleen_n for_o it_o nick._n come_v sir_n wealthy_n do_v but_o open_v your_o self-free_o and_o i_o will_v engage_v to_o assist_v you_o sir_n weal_v open_v myself_o i_o that_o i_o will_v with_o all_o my_o heart_n and_o my_o purse_n too_o i_o will_v promise_v you_o i_o be_o not_o that_o indigent_a person_n i_o pretend_v myself_o but_o be_o as_o rich_a in_o reality_n as_o a_o chemist_n be_v in_o fancy_n there_o nickycrack_n take_v this_o as_o a_o earnest_n of_o my_o future_a intention_n gives_z money_n nick._n o_o lord_n sir_n i_o be_o now_o link_v to_o your_o service_n by_o the_o very_a tie_n of_o gratitude_n and_o so_o to_o the_o point_n sir_n i_o very_o well_o know_v your_o affection_n for_o mrs_n minx_n and_o have_v already_o think_v of_o a_o expedient_a that_o if_o you_o be_v but_o consent_v shall_v soon_o put_v you_o in_o quiet_a possession_n of_o the_o charm_a fair._n sir_n weal_n ah_o my_o dear_a boy_n propose_v it_o propose_v it_o i_o say_v and_o
thy_o misfortune_n i_o will_v infuse_v into_o ophelia_n such_o a_o stream_n of_o sense_n and_o solidity_n that_o she_o shall_v become_v the_o mother_n of_o a_o generation_n distinguish_v by_o the_o name_n of_o the_o matchiavellian_a courtipollion_n vain_a ha_o ha_o ha_o there_o i_o be_v ready_a for_o you_o my_o lord_n sir_n weal_n and_o i_o be_o as_o ready_a to_o despise_v both_o your_o impertinence_n ld_n court_n i_o find_v nothing_o will_v move_v the_o sullen_a sot_n prithee_o for_o ophelia_n sake_n see_v he_o safe_a to_o his_o chamber_n while_o mrs_n sweetny_n and_o i_o go_v and_o push_v on_o my_o affair_n with_o the_o virgin_n that_o i_o have_v now_o upon_o my_o hand_n exeunt_fw-la ld_n court_n and_o sweet_a vain_a like_o a_o man_n of_o your_o quality_n mimic_v ld_n courtipoll_n enter_v nickycrack_n nick._n o_o sir_n wealthy_n i_o be_v look_v for_o you_o pray_v do_v give_v way_n to_o this_o strange_a sort_n of_o splenatick_a humour_n do_v but_o walk_v in_o and_o you_o will_v soon_o find_v how_o matter_n stand_v sir_n weal_n what_o care_v i_o how_o matter_n stand_v i_o can_v now_o with_o a_o steady_a unconcern_v see_v the_o crazy_a prop_n of_o nature_n slip_v their_o hold_n and_o all_o this_o giddy_a world_n stagger_v into_o eternal_a confusion_n exit_fw-la nick._n ha_o what_o be_v the_o old_a rogue_n turn_v stoic_a vain_a i'faith_o i_o can_v to_o tell_v what_o to_o make_v of_o he_o not_o i_o but_o nickycrack_n i_o be_o in_o expectation_n of_o fling_v of_o stocking_n and_o lap_v of_o sack-posset_n and_o so_o forth_o be_v there_o any_o thing_n to_o be_v do_v to_o night_n or_o not_o nick._n yes_o faith_n there_o will_v be_v tickle_a work_n anon_o you_o shall_v see_v i_o take_v my_o turn_n too_o vain_a e'gad_v it_o shall_v go_v very_o hard_o but_o i_o will_v have_v some_o tickle_n among_o you_o bite_v of_o the_o bridle_n as_o soon_o as_o you_o will_v i_o will_v take_v my_o turn_n in_o the_o saddle_n i_o will_v warrant_v you_o nick._n see_v here_o come_v one_o couple_n already_o the_o finical_a mr_n prim_n have_v very_o nice_o espouse_v honest_a country_n doll_n enter_v prim_n lead_v doll_n vain_a joy_n to_o thou_o doll_n what_o have_v the_o court_n then_o strike_v a_o last_a covenant_n with_o the_o country_n nick_n yes_o indeed_o poor_a doll_n here_o have_v at_o length_n be_v bribe_v to_o betray_v herself_o into_o the_o bond_n of_o matrimony_n prim._n gentleman_n no_o more_o plain_a doll_n i_o beseech_v you_o i_o be_o confident_a she_o can_v now_o lay_v a_o just_a claim_n to_o the_o title_n of_o madam_n prim_n and_o i_o hope_v that_o term_n will_v in_o the_o least_o damnify_v your_o voice_n in_o the_o expression_n gentleman_n prithee_o my_o dear_a mind_n my_o way_n of_o talk_v you_o must_v now_o strive_v to_o leave_v off_o your_o country_n dialect_n and_o give_v to_o every_o word_n you_o speak_v a_o pretty_a gentile_a courtly_a twang_n enter_v nib_n nick._n here_o be_v mrs_n nib_n i_o dare_v say_v be_v marry_v too_o by_o the_o solemn_a paw_n she_o take_v and_o by_o that_o pretty_a blush_n which_o she_o cunning_o assume_v to_o bid_v a_o formal_a adieu_n to_o what_o she_o have_v long_o part_v withal_o be_v it_o not_o so_o mrs_n nib_n nib_n yes_o indeed_o i_o be_o fast_o enough_o but_o what_o be_v the_o jest_n be_v the_o man_n that_o have_v marry_v i_o know_v not_o a_o syllable_n of_o the_o business_n vain_a if_o half_o the_o husband_n in_o the_o kingdom_n be_v to_o be_v keep_v in_o the_o same_o ignorance_n â—_o my_o conscience_n they_o will_v have_v reason_n enough_o to_o think_v themselves_o happy_a fellow_n be_v i_o to_o advise_v you_o i_o d_o never_o let_v he_o know_v it_o lest_o he_o shall_v repent_v his_o bargain_n ha_o forsooth_o nib_n pray_v mr_n vainthroat_n for_o the_o future_a vouchsafe_v to_o let_v your_o forsooth_n be_v madam_n when_o you_o speak_v to_o i_o for_o i_o assure_v you_o i_o have_v marry_v a_o man_n of_o honour_n nick._n you_o will_v pretend_v to_o take_v place_n of_o madam_n prim_n i_o hope_v nib_n madam_n prim_n ha_o ha_o ha_o that_o be_v a_o good_a one_o e'faith_o prim._n pray_v madam_n why_o this_o public_a derision_n of_o a_o person_n that_o have_v marry_v a_o gentleman_n nib_n a_o gentleman_n ha_o ha_o ha_o have_v my_o husband_n no_o better_o a_o pretence_n to_o his_o gentility_n i_o shall_v blush_v to_o hear_v myself_o madam_v if_o you_o will_v give_v i_o leave_v i_o can_v give_v you_o a_o exact_a account_n of_o your_o pedigree_n vain_a by_o all_o mean_n let_v we_o hear_v it_o nib_n well_o then_o i_o dont_fw-fr love_n to_o say_v much_o but_o what_o i_o do_v say_v shall_v be_v to_o the_o purpose_n jacob_n scout_n the_o beadle_n of_o cripplegate_n parish_n will_v be_v ready_a at_o any_o time_n to_o justify_v upon_o oath_n what_o i_o be_o go_v to_o say_v you_o must_v know_v then_o that_o this_o very_a gentleman_n who_o pretend_v himself_o of_o prim_n castle_n in_o the_o border_n of_o scotland_n be_v not_o many_o year_n since_o a_o squaul_a bantling_n lay_v in_o a_o hand-basket_n upon_o a_o bulk_n in_o woodstreet_n and_o be_v take_v care_n of_o by_o the_o parish_n old_a scout_n the_o beadle_n be_v his_o godfather_n and_o afterward_o prim._n you_o be_v a_o base_a detractor_n of_o my_o honour_n and_o i_o will_v have_v you_o vain_a nay_o hold_v hold_v let_v we_o hear_v the_o full_a charge_n before_o you_o make_v your_o reply_n good_a mr_n prim._n nib_n afterward_o i_o say_v this_o gentleman_n mr_n prim_n when_o he_o be_v grow_v a_o little_a up_o be_v put_v in_o among_o the_o blue-coat_n boy_n and_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n be_v one_o day_n a_o visit_a christ's-hospital_n his_o lordship_n discover_v something_o in_o the_o youth_n face_n that_o promise_v a_o future_a dexterity_n in_o the_o subtle_a vocation_n of_o pimp_n he_o be_v please_v to_o entertain_v he_o in_o his_o service_n where_o he_o have_v continue_v ever_o since_o prim._n o_o they_o her_o discovery_n bite_a his_o thumb_n vain_a and_o nick._n ha_o ha_o ha_o doll_n e'faith_o nib_n if_o i_o be_v even_n with_o you_o for_o thus_o public_o expose_v mr_n prim_n i_o will_v be_v bind_v to_o forfeit_v all_o the_o famous_a qualification_n of_o my_o sex_n and_o be_v a_o scandalous_a apostate_n to_o the_o whole_a race_n of_o womankind_n vain_a nay_o not_o so_o pray_v child_n that_o will_v be_v the_o way_n to_o balk_v the_o devil_n of_o his_o due_n and_o it_o be_v pity_n he_o shall_v be_v wrong_v of_o one_o single_a member_n of_o the_o sex_n nick._n i_o find_v mr_n prim_n your_o lady_n do_v not_o require_v much_o instruction_n in_o her_o speech_n methinks_v her_o dialect_n be_v very_o courtly_a of_o a_o sudden_a vain_a no_o nor_o in_o any_o thing_n else_o relate_v to_o the_o town_n i_o will_v pass_v my_o word_n for_o it_o i_o dare_v say_v madam_n prim_n here_o know_v as_o much_o of_o assignation_n snap_v fasten_v loosen_a and_o counterfetch_v with_o all_o the_o numerous_a turn_n of_o jilt_v and_o coquetry_n as_o well_o as_o ever_o a_o hackney_n coach-ply_a pit-pad_a or_o gallery-gallope_a about_o the_o town_n of_o london_n prim._n death_n be_v it_o so_o too_o stamp_v and_o bite_v his_o nail_n nick._n and_o vain_a ha_o ha_o ha_o enter_v captain_n bownceby_a sing_n capt._n the_o danger_n be_v over_o the_o danger_n be_v over_o ta_o doll_n di_o da_fw-mi da_fw-mi ra_fw-mi nick._n how_o come_v you_o empty_v hand_v then_o where_o be_v the_o bride_n capt._n she_o be_v safe_a enough_o boy_n you_o shall_v see_v she_o betwixt_o a_o pair_n of_o sheet_n with_o i_o present_o and_o if_o you_o lie_v near_o i_o you_o shall_v hear_v i_o a_o thunder_a it_o away_o a_o hammer_v out_o of_o young_a hercules_n you_o dog_n you_o vain_a gad_n they_o will_v be_v very_o wooden_a one_o if_o they_o be_v like_o their_o father_n aside_o nick._n but_o if_o you_o have_v get_v the_o widow_n captain_z pray_v what_o have_v you_o do_v with_o the_o merchant_n capt._n ah_o poor_a broakage_n i_o can_v imagine_v what_o will_v become_v of_o the_o puppy_n it_o be_v fifty_o to_o one_o but_o he_o have_v already_o knot_v his_o garter_n and_o be_v gape_v about_o for_o some_o convenient_a noose_v place_n or_o other_o nick._n here_o he_o come_v e'faith_o as_o merry_a as_o your_o worship_n enter_v broakage_n sing_v bro._n now_o now_o the_o fight_n be_v do_v ta_o di_o doll_n da_o ra_fw-mi da._n the_o â—_z i_o own_o faith_n boy_n now_o mr_n captain_n you_o may_v march_v about_o your_o business_n as_o soon_o as_o you_o please_v ha_o ha_o ha_o capt._n why_o â—_z the_o fellow_n distract_v you_o nehemian_n ninnyhammer_n you_o i_o say_v i_o have_v marry_v the_o widow_n bro_n why_o you_o belzebubbian_a blunderbus_n you_o i_o say_v i_o have_v marry_v the_o widow_n nick._n you_o be_v both_o very_a confident_a
my_o uncontrollable_a passion_n be_v the_o widow_n thoroshift_n i_o know_v you_o have_v a_o interest_n in_o she_o and_o let_v i_o perish_v if_o it_o shall_v be_v worth_a thy_o while_n nick._n ha_o pimp_n for_o a_o soldier_n in_o time_n of_o peace_n ah_o that_o be_v damn_v cool_a work_n e'faith_o capt._n pox_n i_o understand_v you_o you_o shall_v want_v your_o encouragement_n though_o i_o sink_v my_o arrear_n three_o part_n in_o four_o for_o you_o nick._n captain_n i_o have_v business_n at_o present_a but_o assure_v yourself_o you_o may_v command_v i_o in_o any_o thing_n so_o your_o intention_n be_v just_a and_o honourable_a for_o all_o the_o world_n know_v that_o mr._n nickycrack_n will_v not_o act_v otherwise_o than_o what_o be_v become_v a_o honest_a man_n and_o as_o such_o i_o be_o noble_a captain_n bownceby_n very_a humble_a servant_n oh_o yonder_o be_v nib_n the_o trusty_a servant-maid_n walk_v this_o way_n she_o can_v better_o inform_v you_o in_o your_o present_n concern_v i_o be_o you_o sir_n exit_fw-la enter_v nib_n capt._n sweet_a mrs._n nib_n i_o will_v be_v short_a and_o soldier-like_a with_o you_o know_v then_o that_o the_o suze_n of_o my_o vital_n be_v fire_v by_o the_o light_a match_n of_o your_o mistress_n beauty_n and_o if_o it_o be_v not_o quick_o extinguish_v by_o her_o cool_a pâ—mp_n of_o pity_n dry_v up_o my_o blood_n if_o i_o shall_v be_v blow_v into_o the_o air_n and_o there_o burst_v into_o million_o of_o fiery_a atom_n nib_n sir_n i_o will_v endeavour_v to_o answer_v you_o as_o a_o captain_n ought_v to_o be_v answer_v i_o will_v say_v but_o little_a but_o what_o i_o do_v say_v shall_v be_v to_o the_o purpose_n i_o say_v that_o a_o servant_n that_o be_v entrust_v with_o the_o concern_v of_o a_o family_n ought_v always_o to_o have_v discretion_n stand_v centinel_n upon_o her_o lip_n there_o strict_o to_o guard_v the_o port_n of_o her_o utterance_n for_o my_o part_n i_o scorn_v to_o let_v my_o tongue_n weathercock_n like_a wag_n with_o the_o breath_n of_o every_o impertinent_a enquirer_n if_o i_o see_v with_o one_o eye_n i_o wink_v with_o the_o other_o and_o whatever_o i_o hear_v be_v that_o very_a moment_n barricado_v within_o the_o precinct_n of_o this_o breast_n and_o mum_n the_o word_n and_o though_o i_o say_v it_o that_o shall_v not_o say_v it_o and_o all_o that_o capt._n nay_o prithee_o nib_n halt_v halt_v halt_v i_o say_v come_v let_v we_o to_o the_o purpose_n iâ—expect_a very_o soon_o to_o be_v a_o colonel_n and_o i_o will_v give_v you_o my_o parole_n of_o honour_n to_o make_v that_o man_n a_o captain_n that_o you_o shall_v think_v fit_a to_o make_v your_o husband_n deal_v but_o sincere_o with_o i_o and_o let_v i_o know_v how_o thing_n stand_v nib_n well_o sir_n what_o be_v it_o you_o will_v know_v capt._n why_o i_o will_v know_v who_o pay_v court_n to_o the_o widow_n nib_n o_o lord_n all_o the_o world_n who_o pay_v court_n to_o a_o rich_a widow_n why_o courtier_n without_o estate_n country-gentleman_n damnable_o in_o debt_n unbeneficed_a divine_n officer_n without_o post_n doctor_n without_o patient_n lawyer_n without_o client_n tradesman_n without_o stock_n young_a brother_n without_o either_o fortune_n or_o employ_v beaux_fw-fr upon_o their_o last_o leg_n cast_a stallion_n and_o beggarly_a poet_n and_o there_o be_v the_o great_a part_n of_o the_o world_n i_o be_o confident_a on_o it_o capt._n blood_n and_o brimstone_n nib_n prithee_o leave_v this_o eternal_a chatter_a and_o tell_v i_o who_o be_v my_o most_o dangerous_a rival_n nib_n why_o then_o sir_n as_o i_o hope_v to_o be_v a_o captain_n lady_n for_o once_o i_o will_v divulge_v there_o be_v one_o mr._n broakage_n a_o wealthy_a merchant_n who_o attack_n she_o vigorous_o capt._n hell_n and_o fury_n bomb_n and_o bilboa_n blade_n may_v rank_a coward_n be_v imprint_v on_o this_o dreadful_a countenance_n if_o i_o do_v go_v raise_v the_o siege_n instant_o how_o a_o city-drone_n stand_v in_o competition_n with_o a_o dare_a war-like_n hornet_n ha_o nib_n he_o be_v wonderful_a rich_a and_o you_o know_v that_o be_v a_o prevail_a accomplishment_n in_o the_o business_n of_o love_n he_o have_v colony_n in_o all_o our_o pâ—antations_n cargo_n in_o all_o our_o trade_n bottom_n and_o share_v in_o all_o our_o bank_n capt._n ha_o i_o will_v go_v this_o moment_n and_o depopulate_v all_o his_o plantation_n sink_v all_o his_o ship_n and_o blow_v up_o all_o his_o bank_n nib_n oh_o brave_a captain_n capt._n i_o will_v carbonade_v the_o dog_n full_a of_o ghastly_a wound_n then_o with_o my_o charm_a widow_n in_o my_o arm_n i_o will_v mount_v my_o triumphal_a chariot_n and_o drag_v his_o mangle_a carcase_n around_o the_o utmost_a limit_n of_o the_o universe_n nib_n well_o say_v captain_n capt._n i_o will_v first_o go_v to_o the_o widow_n and_o if_o i_o find_v there_o be_v occasion_n i_o will_v put_v this_o tremendous_a sentence_n of_o i_o in_o execution_n the_o very_a moment_n afterward_o parch_v my_o pudding_n if_o i_o do_v exit_fw-la nib_n ha_o ha_o ha_o enter_v nickycrack_n nick._n nib_n what_o have_v the_o captain_n desert_v nib_n why_o faith_n i_o have_v be_v whet_v his_o courage_n and_o spur_v he_o in_o his_o amour_n with_o the_o widow_n and_o you_o know_v there_o be_v no_o time_n to_o be_v lose_v in_o that_o business_n nick._n gad_n it_o be_v true_a for_o if_o we_o do_v dispose_v of_o she_o in_o less_o than_o four_o and_o twenty_o hour_n i_o be_o confident_a the_o tallyman_n will_v be_v for_o dismanâ—ing_v of_o she_o and_o shall_v every_o bird_n setch_v she_o own_o feather_n i_o doubt_v the_o poor_a widow_n thoroshift_n will_v be_v leave_v as_o bare_a as_o aesop_n daw_n but_o first_o i_o will_v to_o the_o commissary_n office_n and_o make_v some_o enquiry_n after_o this_o thunder_a captain_n bownceby_a nib_n pray_v do_v mr_n nickycrack_n for_o as_o time_n go_v now_o there_o be_v near_o as_o many_o that_o take_v the_o name_n of_o captain_n upon_o they_o as_o there_o be_v soldier_n in_o the_o king_n army_n nick._n it_o be_v true_a for_o a_o stiff_a cockt-up_a hat_n close_o twist_a peruke_n and_o a_o tuckt-in_a cravat_fw-la nib_n a_o brandy_n pimple_v face_n impudent_a look_n and_o a_o hoarse_a voice_n nick._n a_o score_n of_o new_a coin_v oath_n and_o half_a as_o many_o drunken_a catch_n nib_n a_o great_a brass_n hilt_n sword_n and_o a_o oaken_a plant_n with_o a_o dirty_a ribbon_n in_o it_o nick._n a_o blue_a pair_n of_o breeches_n and_o red_a stocking_n nib_n be_v sufficient_a to_o gain_v any_o man_n the_o title_n of_o a_o captain_n though_o perhaps_o he_o be_v but_o a_o bailiff_n follower_n nick._n or_o the_o scoundrel_n bully_n to_o a_o widow_n coffeehouse_n in_o a_o blind_a alley_n nib_n and_o indeed_o there_o be_v as_o much_o occasion_n that_o you_o shall_v go_v to_o the_o change_n and_o make_v some_o enquiry_n after_o mr_n broakage_n that_o so_o we_o may_v be_v ready_a to_o snap_v at_o that_o which_o prove_v the_o best_a bargain_n nick._n that_o be_v right_a again_o for_o it_o be_v as_o difficult_a to_o guess_v at_o the_o substance_n of_o a_o merchant_n by_o his_o figure_n in_o the_o world_n as_o it_o be_v to_o know_v the_o true_a grief_n of_o a_o young_a widow_n by_o the_o dismal_a appearance_n of_o her_o mourn_a veil_n nib_n or_o at_o the_o real_a intention_n of_o a_o blush_a virgin_n when_o she_o set_v her_o mouth_n in_o print_n and_o say_v no_o to_o a_o good_a proffer_n nick._n or_o as_o it_o be_v to_o know_v the_o age_n of_o a_o beau_n without_o have_v first_o consult_v the_o person_n that_o shave_v his_o empty_a noddle_n or_o his_o operator_n to_o be_v inform_v whether_o this_o european_a monster_n be_v not_o oblige_v to_o the_o great_a african_a one_o for_o the_o whiteness_n of_o his_o tooth_n nib_n or_o to_o know_v his_o natural_a imperfection_n unless_o his_o valet_fw-la de_fw-la chambre_n be_v work_v to_o a_o confession_n what_o supplement_n his_o beauship_n make_v use_v of_o to_o correct_v the_o deficiency_n of_o his_o shape_n and_o complexion_n nick._n right_o e'gad_a as_o whether_o his_o nice_a jut_a backside_n be_v real_a flesh_n and_o blood_n or_o only_o a_o artificial_a cushion_n of_o quilt_a cotton_n nib_n or_o whether_o the_o calf_n of_o those_o pretty_a leg_n he_o strut_v upon_o do_v not_o owe_v their_o original_n to_o some_o ingenious_a artist_n among_o the_o stocking-weaver_n in_o spital_n field_n nick._n ha_o yonder_o be_v the_o widow_n and_o my_o sister_n sweetny_n come_v this_o way_n from_o their_o evening_n devotion_n nib_n a_o fine_a trade_n indeed_o prayer-book_n in_o their_o hand_n and_o the_o world_n flesh_n and_o the_o devil_n in_o their_o heart_n enter_z widow_z thoroshift_n sweetny_n with_o book_n in_o their_o hand_n nick._n approach_v they_o madam_n thoroshift_n i_o be_o your_o servant_n sister_n sweetny_n i_o
have_v just_o recommend_v to_o you_o a_o couple_n of_o new_a lodger_n i_o believe_v they_o be_v by_o this_o time_n get_v to_o your_o house_n sweet_a pray_o who_o be_v they_o nick._n why_o there_o be_v mr_n vainthroat_n a_o person_n that_o we_o all_o know_v and_o his_o friend_n sir_n bellamour_n blunt_n such_o a_o morose_a piece_n of_o knighthood_n that_o i_o never_o yet_o see_v shall_v he_o chance_v to_o go_v into_o your_o cellar_n he_o will_v endanger_v sour_v your_o beer_n more_o than_o all_o the_o thunder_n of_o a_o hot_a summer_n but_o no_o matter_n for_o that_o he_o be_v a_o man_n of_o substance_n and_o that_o be_v enough_o for_o our_o purpose_n sweet_a i_o have_v hear_v of_o he_o but_o be_v mr_n vainthroat_n come_v to_o town_n i_o vow_v i_o be_o glad_a on_o it_o for_o he_o be_v a_o pure_a man_n wid._n mr_n vainthroat_n indeed_o be_v most_o excellent_a company_n among_o the_o woman_n he_o know_v all_o the_o scandalous_a news_n about_o town_n especial_o that_o part_n of_o it_o that_o be_v most_o necessary_a for_o we_o to_o know_v as_o when_o the_o close-fisted_n steward_n fill_v his_o master_n fob_n for_o he_o and_o think_v fit_a to_o entrust_v he_o with_o the_o management_n of_o three_o or_o four_o hundred_o of_o his_o own_o guineas_n sweet_a or_o when_o the_o city_n merchant_n after_o a_o lump_v bargain_n by_o inch_n of_o candle_n come_v to_o lavish_a away_o a_o hundred_o piece_n among_o our_o bonâ—_n roba_n of_o covent_n garden_n nick._n or_o when_o a_o inns-of-court_n spark_n confess_v a_o statute_n to_o raise_v five_o hundred_o pound_n upon_o the_o reversion_n of_o his_o father_n manor_n house_n to_o make_v his_o last_o flourish_n withal_o and_o when_o that_o be_v fair_o snackt_v by_o bawd_n pimp_n and_o strumpet_n the_o vain_a coxcomb_n sneak_n over_o the_o water_n into_o the_o bound_n of_o the_o king_n bench_n and_o there_o doze_v away_o the_o remainder_n of_o his_o life_n with_o fulsome_a slip_n and_o nasty_a mundungus_n wid._n nay_o he_o have_v always_o pretty_a story_n of_o the_o woman_n too_o sweet_a ay_o so_o he_o have_v madam_n and_o you_o know_v it_o be_v the_o delight_n of_o our_o soul_n to_o hear_v other_o of_o our_o own_o sex_n reflect_v on_o wid._n so_o it_o be_v mrs_n sweetny_n aâ—_n ha_o ha_o i_o laugh_v hearty_o when_o he_o tell_v i_o how_o my_o lady_n rampabout_o use_v to_o infuse_v opium_n into_o her_o husband_n tea_n and_o when_o the_o good_a old_a knight_n be_v fast_o asleep_a in_o his_o chair_n of_o ease_n by_o the_o fire_n side_n she_o very_o fair_o receive_v her_o friendly_a visit_n without_o any_o danger_n of_o a_o discovery_n sweet_a ha_o ha_o ha_o and_o i_o laugh_v as_o hearty_o when_o he_o tell_v i_o of_o a_o certain_a fleetstreet_n dame_n that_o have_v get_v a_o receipt_n to_o give_v her_o husband_n the_o nasty_a northern_a distemper_n by_o dress_v his_o shirt_n with_o a_o white_a powder_n that_o so_o she_o may_v have_v a_o pretence_n to_o lie_v alone_o and_o there_o entertain_v the_o caress_n of_o her_o lusty_a long_o limb_v foreman_n of_o the_o shop_n omn._n ha_o ha_o ha_o sweet_a but_o good_a lack_n alack_o how_o come_v we_o to_o enter_v into_o this_o discourse_n before_o we_o have_v lay_v our_o prayer-book_n out_o of_o our_o hand_n wid._n come_v come_v as_o long_o as_o there_o be_v no_o body_n but_o ourselves_o it_o be_v well_o well_o enough_o nick._n but_o pray_v let_v we_o leave_v this_o chit_z chat_n and_o mind_n the_o main_a chance_n madam_n thoroshift_n you_o shall_v fail_v to_o have_v a_o account_n of_o the_o true_a estimate_n of_o your_o new_a lover_n wid._n mr_n nickycrack_n i_o be_o wonderful_o oblige_v to_o you_o nick._n in_o the_o first_o place_n i_o will_v go_v to_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n about_o your_o sister_n madam_n minx_n concern_n by_o this_o time_n i_o suppose_v he_o may_v be_v come_v from_o court_n i_o will_v secure_v you_o i_o will_v bring_v he_o along_o with_o i_o wid._n pray_v do_v sir_n and_o besure_n you_o urge_v the_o business_n home_o to_o his_o lordship_n make_v he_o sensible_a of_o all_o the_o incident_a charge_n of_o a_o lying-in_n bout_n nick._n nay_o faith_n he_o be_v not_o unsensible_a of_o such_o matter_n for_o i_o believe_v his_o lordship_n have_v pay_v for_o fifty_o lying-in_n bout_n where_o he_o have_v have_v no_o far_o concern_v but_o for_o the_o bare_a credit_n on_o it_o wid._n the_o truth_n on_o it_o be_v his_o politic_a vanity_n make_v he_o the_o most_o accomplish_a cully_n in_o the_o kingdom_n nick._n i_o will_v undertake_v there_o be_v never_o a_o crack_n in_o town_n if_o she_o report_v that_o she_o be_v first_o debauch_v by_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n but_o be_v sure_a to_o receive_v a_o gratuity_n from_o his_o lordship_n for_o tell_v that_o most_o oblige_a lie_n sweet_a it_o be_v pity_n indeed_o that_o his_o mighty_a business_n at_o court_n about_o state_n affair_n will_v not_o allow_v we_o more_o of_o his_o company_n nick._n he_o business_n at_o court_n it_o be_v all_o pretence_n all_o pretence_n â—aith_o sister_n it_o be_v true_a he_o go_v every_o day_n thither_o but_o have_v nothing_o to_o do_v there_o but_o to_o walk_v out_o of_o one_o room_n into_o another_o which_o indeed_o he_o do_v with_o a_o wouderful_a deal_n of_o politic_a gravity_n and_o as_o for_o his_o be_v consult_v in_o state_n affair_n i_o dare_v swear_v his_o opinion_n be_v never_o ask_v though_o it_o be_v only_o to_o know_v the_o qualification_n of_o his_o neighbour_n in_o the_o country_n who_o solicit_v hard_o at_o court_n to_o be_v make_v a_o worshipful_a justice_n sweet_a well_o it_o be_v time_n for_o i_o to_o go_v and_o give_v a_o welcome_a to_o my_o new_a guest_n madam_n will_v you_o please_v to_o walk_v exeunt_fw-la wid._n and_o sweet_a enter_v prim._n prim._n mr._n nickycrack_a my_o lord_n have_v urgent_a business_n with_o you_o and_o will_v speak_v with_o you_o immediate_o nick._n mr_n prim_n i_o be_v this_o moment_n come_v to_o pay_v my_o humble_a deveir_n to_o the_o most_o noble_a lord_n courtipoll_n and_o now_o at_o his_o lordship_n command_n i_o will_v fly_v i_o will_v fly_v to_o his_o honourable_a presence_n exit_fw-la prim._n mrs_n nib_n i_o congratulate_v the_o cheerful_a ruddiness_n of_o your_o complexion_n and_o must_v own_v that_o i_o find_v a_o fresh_a spring_n of_o joy_n begin_v to_o flourish_v in_o my_o bosom_n by_o the_o warm_a influence_n of_o your_o bright_a shine_a eye_n gad_n that_o be_v fine_o speak_v and_o very_o much_o like_o a_o gentleman_n aside_o nib_n pray_v mâ—_n prim_n dont_fw-fr exercise_v your_o court_n flattery_n upon_o i_o prim._n not_o a_o syllable_n of_o flattery_n gad_n dem_n i_o may_v i_o forfeit_v the_o honour_n of_o my_o family_n if_o i_o have_v a_o great_a veneration_n for_o you_o nib_n your_o family_n pray_v what_o family_n be_v you_o of_o sir_n prim._n what_o family_n i_o be_o of_o the_o ancient_a family_n of_o the_o prim_n of_o prim_n castle_n upon_o chivet_n hill_n on_o the_o border_n of_o scotland_n and_o will_v have_v you_o to_o know_v though_o i_o serve_v a_o peer_n of_o the_o realm_n yet_o i_o will_v scorn_v to_o serve_v the_o best_a commoner_n in_o the_o three_o kingdom_n upon_o the_o word_n of_o a_o gentleman_n you_o may_v believe_v i_o nib_n ha_o ha_o ha_o i_o can_v tell_v this_o pitiful_a scoundrel_n another_o story_n if_o i_o please_v but_o that_o i_o will_v reserve_v to_o another_o opportunity_n aside_o well_o mr_n prim_n i_o be_o sorry_a i_o can_v stay_v at_o present_a and_o pay_v you_o the_o honour_n that_o be_v due_a to_o you_o and_o to_o the_o ancient_a family_n of_o the_o prim_n of_o prim_n castle_n 〈◊〉_d bâ—t_n i_o shall_v leave_v you_o in_o good_a hand_n soâ—_n i_o see_v madam_n minx_n maid_n honest_a country_n doll_n come_v this_o way_n and_o so_o i_o be_o worthy_a mr_n prim_v most_o obedient_a exit_fw-la enter_v doll_n prim._n mrs_n dorothy_n doll_n mistress_n dorothy_n pray_v mistress_z i_o no_o mistress_n i_o be_o plain_a country_n doll_n prim._n then_o sweet_a country_n doll_n may_v base_a ignominy_n taint_v the_o blood_n of_o i_o if_o you_o have_v something_o in_o your_o face_n that_o look_v very_o charm_v doll_n charm_v what_o be_v charm_v i_o never_o hear_v such_o a_o word_n in_o all_o my_o breath_n not_o i_o prim._n pretty_a innocence_n why_o prithee_o doll_n how_o do_v they_o make_v love_n in_o the_o country_n doll_n why_o in_o it_o country_n if_o john_n oa_v a_o motion_n to_o joan_n and_z joan_z she_o like_v it_o then_z joan_z gis_n john_v syllabub_n then_o john_n teake_n joan_n to_o the_o alehouse_n and_o gis_n her_o plumb_n ceake_v and_o ale_n where_o m'aps_o ater_v first_o flagon_n john_n slaps_z joan_z or_o it_o face_v than_o joan_n she_o be_v dugged_a but_o after_o other_o por_fw-mi or_o two_o all_o be_v well_o
again_o and_o joan_n she_o promise_v to_o meet_v john_n at_o night_n upon_o measter_n hay_o mow_fw-mi where_o a_o hungered_a to_o one_o but_o joan_n she_o prove_v with_o chilt_n then_o joan_n she_o fetch_v john_n for_o it_o the_o justice_n and_o justice_n ater_v hear_v whole_a story_n make_v john_n marry_v joan_n and_o there_o be_v a_o end_n of_o that_o business_n prim._n ha_o ha_o ha_o very_o pretty_a i_o vow_v doll_n now_o pray_v master_n prim_n will_v you_o tell_v one_o how_o you_o maken_v love_n in_o london_n prim._n that_o i_o will_v doll_n to_o the_o best_a of_o my_o power_n in_o the_o first_o place_n great_a man_n make_v haughty_a love_n with_o their_o title_n and_o honour_n elder_a brother_n just_o come_v to_o their_o estate_n make_v tare_a love_n with_o gaudy_a livery_n and_o gild_a coach_n statesman_n and_o man_n of_o business_n make_v solid_a love_n with_o formal_a shrug_n and_o politic_a grimace_n and_o your_o citizen_n make_v sordid_a love_n with_o paltry_a present_n from_o their_o well-stockt_a purse_n doll_n good_a pray_v go_v on_o prim._n officer_n of_o the_o army_n make_v thunder_a love_n with_o volley_n of_o oath_n and_o curse_n and_o the_o beau_n make_v as_o apish_a and_o impertinent_a love_n with_o their_o comb_n and_o snuff_n box_n as_o the_o wit_n do_v tiresome_a and_o whine_a love_n with_o their_o song_n and_o elegy_n doll_n so_o very_o well_o prim._n your_o cropt-eared_a prentice_n make_v sneak_v love_n with_o steal_v into_o abigal's_n pocket_n either_o a_o orange_n stuff_v with_o clove_n or_o a_o good_a slice_n of_o gingerbread_n pert_n dapper_a page_n and_o spruce_a valet_fw-la the_o chambres_fw-fr make_v teaze_v love_n with_o ruffle_v of_o head_n and_o hawl_a of_o petticoat_n in_o fine_a your_o bully_n and_o trooper_n make_v barbarous_a love_n by_o knock_v down_o their_o dowdy_n and_o enjoy_v they_o in_o a_o swoon_n doll_n o_o gemini_fw-la geminy_n do_v one_o ever_o hear_v the_o like_a on_o it_o but_o pray_v when_o will_v yore_o lord_n come_v and_o make_v love_n again_o with_o my_o mistress_n poor_a soul_n he_o have_v bring_v she_o to_o a_o fine_a pass_v a_o my_o word_n she_o be_v either_o longing_n or_o puke_v all_o the_o day_n long_o so_o she_o be_v prim._n my_o pretty_a dolly_n my_o lord_n will_v fail_v of_o be_v with_o her_o this_o evening_n and_o as_o soon_o as_o they_o be_v chamber_v thou_o and_o i_o will_v go_v and_o solace_v ourselves_o over_o a_o glass_n of_o wine_n at_o the_o tavern_n doll_n marry_o but_o don_v you_o think_v that_o i_o will_v trust_v myself_o that_o will_v be_v fine_a work_n indeed_o prim._n in_o token_n that_o i_o will_v do_v nothing_o but_o what_o be_v become_v a_o gentleman_n i_o will_v make_v my_o dear_a rustic_a cherub_n a_o present_a of_o this_o diamond_n ring_n doll_n o_o lord_n o_o lord_n a_o diamond_n ring_v on_o doll'_v finger_n how_o that_o will_v look_v when_o i_o go_v a_o into_o the_o country_n to_o rake_v ater_v cart_n or_o milk_n kine_n again_o prim._n it_o be_v present_v i_o by_o a_o great_a courtier_n and_o i_o hope_v doll_n you_o will_v accept_v of_o it_o from_o my_o hand_n as_o a_o inviolable_a pledge_n of_o my_o just_a and_o honourable_a pretension_n doll_n in_o troth_n master_n prim_n it_o shall_v go_v hard_a but_o that_o i_o will_v make_v you_o amend_v some_o way_n or_o other_o ods_o so_o here_o come_v my_o mistress_n enter_v minx_n minx_n how_o now_o doll_n why_o be_v you_o not_o at_o home_n do_v what_o i_o bid_v you_o doll_n i_o be_v just_o a_o goo_v forsooth_o minx_n nay_o now_o stay_v and_o go_v along_o with_o i_o mr_n prim_n what_o do_v my_o lord_n couâ—â—â—pâ—'l_v mean_v never_o to_o see_v a_o body_n again_o prim._n madam_n minx_n i_o be_v come_v to_o acquaint_v your_o ladyship_n that_o his_o lordship_n will_v be_v with_o you_o immediate_o i_o will_v assure_v you_o madam_n that_o my_o lord_n languish_v with_o impatience_n till_o he_o hâ—s_v once_o more_o sacrifice_v his_o bleed_a heart_n at_o the_o shrine_n of_o your_o most_o illustrious_a beauty_n gad_n i_o shall_v rival_n my_o lord_n with_o pure_a dint_n of_o eloquence_n aside_o minx_n sackerfize_v and_o lustre_n i_o do_v know_v what_o you_o mean_v by_o such_o word_n not_o i_o we_o be_v not_o use_v to_o such_o gibberish_n in_o the_o country_n pray_v go_v tell_v he_o that_o my_o heart_n be_v ready_a to_o burst_v for_o he_o that_o i_o have_v almost_o cry_v my_o eye_n out_o that_o i_o will_v neither_o eat_v drink_v nor_o sleep_v till_o i_o have_v see_v he_o prim._n madam_n upon_o the_o unblemished_a fidelity_n of_o a_o gentleman_n i_o will_v punctual_o deliver_v your_o ladyship_n command_n minx_n well_o doll_n have_v thou_o be_v play_v thy_o country_n part_n with_o prim_n ha_o doll_n to_o a_o hair_n e'faith_o madam_n the_o puppy_n have_v just_o give_v i_o a_o diamond_n ring_n to_o go_v with_o he_o anon_o to_o the_o tavern_n minx_n let_v i_o see_v it_o upon_o my_o soul'tis_o right_a and_o it_o be_v high_a time_n for_o i_o to_o look_v to_o my_o hit_n too_o and_o fix_v his_o lord_n this_o evening_n in_o spite_n of_o fate_n i_o will_v hook_v he_o into_o settlement_n what_o signify_v his_o lordship_n pay_v for_o lodging_n and_o diet_n and_o some_o little_a nasty_a prâ—esents_n of_o a_o gown_n and_o petticoat_n once_o a_o month_n or_o so_o a_o musty_a quietus_n judge_n will_v give_v i_o as_o much_o as_o that_o come_v to_o beside_o the_o assurance_n of_o a_o legacy_n of_o broad_a gold_n that_o the_o old_a toast_n have_v palm_a when_o he_o sit_v upon_o the_o bench_n for_o pervert_v of_o justice_n doll_n indeed_o madam_n it_o be_v true_a i_o know_v a_o lady_n that_o have_v three_o time_n as_o much_o only_a for_o scratch_v the_o poll_n of_o a_o gouty_a citizen_n minx_n a_o woman_n of_o pleasure_n be_v worse_a than_o a_o indian_a slave_n that_o have_v not_o a_o settlement_n at_o her_o own_o command_n a_o quality_n mistress_n shall_v keep_v her_o coach_n a_o brace_n of_o footman_n and_o a_o leash_n of_o young_a gallant_n at_o least_o doll_n pray_v madam_n be_v rule_v by_o i_o get_v the_o writing_n draw_v according_a as_o my_o lord_n have_v already_o give_v you_o the_o particular_n and_o when_o you_o have_v work_v up_o his_o passion_n to_o a_o glow_a pitch_n then_o of_o a_o sudden_a take_v upon_o you_o to_o be_v peevish_o coy_a and_o do_v it_o so_o much_o as_o let_v he_o squeeze_v your_o hand_n till_o he_o have_v first_o squeeze_v the_o wax_n minx_n do_v question_v doll_n but_o i_o will_v manage_v he_o as_o a_o cull_v of_o the_o first_o head_n ought_v to_o be_v manage_v doll_n do_v so_o madam_n tear_n mix_v with_o smile_n will_v fail_v to_o do_v the_o feat_n and_o country_n minx_n may_v prove_v a_o london_n cheat_v end_v of_o the_o first_o act._n act_z ii_o scene_n a_o room_n in_o mrs._n sweetny_n house_n sir_n weal_n plainder_n mrs._n sweetny_n and_o ophelia_n walk_v off_o at_o some_o distance_n sir_n w._n p._n pray_v landlady_n sweetny_n let_v i_o recommend_v to_o your_o care_n my_o daughter_n ophelia_n there_o my_o daughter_n who_o i_o may_v just_o say_v be_v sweet_a is_n sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n she_o be_v the_o mirror_n of_o beauty_n the_o pride_n of_o mankind_n the_o glory_n of_o her_o sex_n and_o the_o wonder_n of_o the_o age_n she_o be_v oph._n strike_v with_o amaze_a confusion_n to_o be_v thus_o flatter_v oh_o how_o odious_a a_o creature_n be_v a_o fawn_a hypocrite_n aside_o sir_n weal_n i_o will_v say_v this_o for_o ophelia_n that_o she_o be_v a_o excellent_a huswife_n you_o must_v know_v do_v you_o mind_n that_o i_o have_v breed_v she_o to_o be_v oph._n a_o slave_n to_o a_o miserable_a parent_n aside_o sir_n weal_n to_o be_v i_o say_v exquisitive_o officious_a in_o the_o affair_n of_o the_o family_n she_o shall_v clarify_v whey_n make_v nettle_n porridge_n and_o barley-broth_n with_o ever_o a_o girl_n in_o the_o kingdom_n oph._n this_o indeed_o be_v a_o true_a bill_n of_o fare_n of_o our_o late_a country_n diet._n aside_o sir_n weal_n now_o look_v you_o mrs_n sweetny_n if_o you_o can_v find_v i_o out_o some_o substantial_a tradesman_n that_o will_v take_v my_o daughter_n pure_o for_o her_o intrinsic_a value_n and_o expect_v nothing_o with_o she_o i_o may_v perhaps_o be_v persuade_v to_o part_v with_o she_o oph._n here_o be_v a_o parent_n affection_n and_o yet_o he_o be_v every_o moment_n thunder_v in_o my_o ear_n fiâ—ial_a duty_n forsooth_o aside_o sir_n weal_n well_o at_o present_a i_o have_v some_o business_n of_o consequence_n to_o dispatch_v i_o will_v therefore_o leave_v she_o with_o you_o but_o be_v sure_a that_o among_o your_o many_o pious_a instruction_n ply_v she_o home_o with_o the_o five_o commandment_n descant_n well_o upon_o that_o i_o say_v so_o that_o reverend_a old_a age_n may_v keep_v
pray_v captain_n what_o do_v you_o think_v the_o world_n will_v say_v on_o i_o shall_v i_o bestow_v myself_o and_o fortune_n on_o a_o person_n capt._n halt_n halt_v good_a madam_n before_o you_o say_v a_o word_n on_o my_o person_n pray_v be_v so_o kind_a as_o to_o view_v i_o well_o do_v but_o mind_n this_o capacious_a breast_n these_o robu_v shoulder_n the_o sturdâ—â—…ss_n of_o my_o chiâ—e_n the_o breâ—â—…h_n of_o my_o gaskin_n the_o true_a turn_n and_o symmetry_n of_o my_o limb_n and_o the_o length_n of_o my_o foot_n widgine_n your_o person_n i_o must_v confess_v be_v not_o despicable_a but_o then_o sir_n your_o â—â—â—…ion_n where_o you_o may_v come_v to_o expose_v your_o lâ—fe_n capt._n halt_n halt_v again_o i_o say_v if_o 〈◊〉_d once_o cope_v with_o my_o widow_n adieu_o scarlet_a e'saith_n if_o ever_o i_o spill_v drop_n of_o blood_n in_o the_o field_n more_o may_v my_o 〈◊〉_d be_v food_n for_o raven_n and_o my_o bone_n lie_v blanch_a upon_o a_o country_n common_a wid._n but_o then_o captain_n without_o a_o estate_n where_o be_v a_o equivolent_a for_o my_o fortune_n capt._n a_o equivolent_a madam_n why_o this_o person_n of_o i_o that_o you_o have_v already_o view_v be_v more_o than_o equivolent_a for_o a_o earldom_n if_o inherit_v by_o a_o puny_a lanthorn-backâ—t_a chitty-faced_a stripling_n widgine_n look_v you_o captain_n i_o question_v not_o but_o you_o know_v that_o i_o be_o address_v to_o by_o mr_n broakage_n a_o wealty_n merchant_n and_o i_o have_v no_o soon_o mention_v he_o but_o see_v where_o he_o come_v for_o the_o present_a ill_n leave_v you_o together_o exit_fw-la angry_o capt._n sir_n bro._n sir_n capt._n do_v you_o never_o hear_v of_o captain_n bownceby_a bro._n i_o have_v hear_v of_o several_a captain_n bowncebys_n captain_n hackums_n and_o captain_n kick_v and_o cuff_n and_o what_o then_o sir_n capt._n i_o find_v this_o mongrel_n have_v get_v beef_n and_o pudding_n in_o his_o paunch_n and_o i_o believe_v dare_v sight_n aside_o i_o say_v sir_n do_v you_o know_v what_o captain_n bownceby_a can_v do_v if_o he_o please_v very_o loud_a bro._n i_o know_v what_o the_o law_n will_v suffer_v he_o to_o do_v and_o if_o he_o do_v more_o than_o that_o capt._n what_o then_o sir_n bro._n then_o sir_n his_o big_a look_n may_v chance_v to_o dwindle_v into_o a_o tyburn_n grin_v capt._n ay_o sir_n ay_o sir_n it_o be_v well_o you_o have_v get_v tyburn_n on_o your_o side_n or_o let_v i_o tell_v you_o mr_n broakage_n shall_v not_o have_v outlive_v his_o last_o word_n scarâ—y_v my_o carcase_n if_o he_o shall_v enter_v nib_n nib_n gentleman_n the_o widow_n have_v overhear_v your_o high_a word_n and_o send_v i_o to_o tell_v you_o that_o if_o you_o do_v this_o moment_n accommodate_v your_o difference_n and_o embrace_v as_o friend_n she_o will_v never_o see_v the_o face_n of_o either_o of_o you_o while_o she_o breathe_v again_o therefore_o if_o you_o have_v any_o value_n for_o she_o i_o hope_v you_o will_v not_o dispute_v the_o execute_v her_o command_n capt._n mrs_n nib_n the_o widow_n shall_v be_v obey_v by_o captain_n bownceby_a and_o all_o the_o bownceby_n in_o christendom_n bro._n and_o by_o i_o benjamin_n broakage_n and_o all_o the_o broakage_n in_o the_o universe_n capt._n honest_a mr_n broakage_n bro._n dear_a captain_n bownceby_a they_o embrace_v nib_n a_o couple_n of_o coxcomb_n aside_o capt._n you_o shall_v for_o the_o future_a command_n i_o and_o all_o my_o weapon_n even_o from_o my_o bagonet_n to_o my_o backsword_n bro._n and_o you_o my_o purse_n from_o the_o decus's_n to_o the_o jacobus_n capt._n be_v it_o so_o gad_n then_o it_o shall_v be_v long_o before_o i_o borrow_v money_n of_o he_o i_o will_v promise_v he_o aside_o nib_n come_v gentleman_n what_o think_v you_o of_o strengthen_v your_o friendship_n with_o a_o health_n to_o the_o widow_n and_o so_o bind_v your_o bargain_n with_o a_o bottle_n amb._n with_o all_o my_o heart_n mrs_n nib_n nib_n come_v along_o then_o exeunâ—_fw-la enter_v minx_n and_o doll_n follow_v by_o sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n minx_n what_o the_o dicking_n be_v the_o matter_n with_o you_o to_o be_v always_o thus_o teaze_v a_o body_n when_o you_o come_v to_o town_n sir_n weal_n matter_n my_o minky_a why_o i_o love_v my_o minky_a piddy_a my_o minky_a let_v i_o go_v a_o little_a into_o thy_o chamber_n widdee_o woue_v a_o my_o minky_a minx_n my_o chamber_n do_v it_o you_o think_v â—_z let_v any_o thing_n in_o the_o shape_n of_o man_n enter_v my_o chamber_n door_n sir_n weal_n odsboblikins_n let_v i_o go_v in_o any_o other_o shape_n then_o tie_v a_o collar_n about_o my_o neck_n and_o lead_v i_o thither_o in_o the_o shape_n of_o towzer_n if_o thou_fw-mi tink_v fit_a my_o minky_a nay_o i_o will_v be_v thy_o pussy-cat_n die_v puppy-dog_n die_v any_o thing_n my_o little_a pity_n minky_a minx_n none_o of_o these_o shape_n will_v do_v indeed_o sir_n wealthy_n sir_n weal_n shall_v i_o come_v then_o like_o another_o jove_n in_o the_o shape_n of_o chink_n a_o purse_n of_o gold_n do_v thou_o hear_v the_o bless_a chink_n have_fw-mi giâ—l_fw-mi minx_n alack_o sir_n you_o have_v such_o win_a way_n with_o you_o sir_n weal_n i_o call_v and_o i_o call_v catch_v minky_a edad_o there_o be_v purse_n and_o all_o my_o child_n a_o grace_n there_o be_v gold_n for_o thou_o edad_o i_o be_o old_a sir_n wealthy_a still_o though_o i_o have_v sell_v my_o estate_n plead_v poverty_n to_o the_o world_n and_o have_v swear_v myself_o not_o worth_a a_o groat_n on_o purpose_n to_o avoid_v pay_v the_o king_n tax_n minx_n a_o very_a conscientious_a commonwealths-man_n true_o aside_o well_o sir_n i_o have_v bethink_v of_o a_o way_n take_v to_o you_o into_o my_o chamber_n unsuspected_a doll_n go_v and_o fetch_v hither_o one_o of_o your_o quondam_a country_n habit_n she_o and_o i_o will_v dress_v you_o up_o and_o if_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n come_v i_o will_v pretend_v you_o be_v my_o old_a nurse_n just_o come_v out_o of_o the_o country_n but_o be_v sure_a whatever_o you_o do_v do_v you_o discover_v yourself_o if_o you_o do_v you_o will_v ruin_v i_o for_o ever_o sir_n weal_n e'dad_o this_o be_v a_o pure_a contrivance_n and_o never_o nurse_n hug_v a_o bantling_n as_o i_o will_v hug_v thou_o for_o this_o invention_n hug_v she_o ah_o my_o minky_a doll_n come_v come_v strip_v off_o your_o jerkin_n and_o let_v we_o dizen_n you_o they_o dress_v he_o up_o in_o woman_n clothes_n minx_n hold_v up_o your_o head_n gammer_n and_o mump_v and_o simper_v a_o little_a sir_n weal_n nay_o i_o believe_v i_o shall_v not_o whole_o unbecome_v a_o woman_n dress_n for_o i_o have_v feature_n chicken_n feature_n though_o i_o say_v it_o that_o be_v not_o altogether_o despicable_a see_v see_v how_o i_o can_v roll_v my_o eye_n about_o and_o then_o pout_v out_o a_o plump_a under-lip_n that_o will_v make_v the_o mouth_n of_o a_o hermit_n to_o water_n again_o minx_n and_o doll_n ah_o ha_o ha_o minx_n now_o if_o any_o body_n ask_v you_o any_o question_n take_v your_o apron_n thus_o drop_v two_o or_o three_o curtzy_n and_o say_v i_o forsooth_o and_o no_o forsooth_o sir_n weal_n i_o will_v warrant_v you_o let_v i_o alone_o for_o i_o forsooth_n and_o no_o forsooth_n doll_n o_o lord_n mistress_n do_v not_o master_n look_v just_a like_o joan_n the_o alewife_n at_o our_o churchyard_n stile_n enter_v nickycrack_n follow_v by_o lord_n courtipoll_n and_o prim._n nick._n madam_n minx_n here_o be_v my_o lord_n courtipoll_n ld_n court_n oh_o my_o dear_a country_n puggy_n embrace_v minx_n minx_n o_o my_o lord_n why_o will_v you_o stay_v so_o long_o from_o a_o body_n ld_n court_n we_o man_n of_o business_n my_o dear_a pug_n lie_v under_o that_o heavy_a curse_n to_o have_v our_o pleasure_n give_v way_n to_o our_o toil_n and_o now_o i_o talk_v of_o business_n let_v i_o consider_v a_o little_a pause_v if_o so_o ay_o ay_o than_o it_o must_v be_v so_o here_o prim_n disperse_v my_o footman_n let_v one_o wait_v at_o the_o secretary_n office_n another_o at_o the_o admiralty_n and_o the_o rest_n at_o the_o foreign_a minister_n that_o i_o may_v have_v speedy_a notice_n where_o my_o assistance_n be_v require_v exit_fw-la prim._n nick._n so_o under_o this_o pretence_n the_o servant_n be_v now_o set_v at_o liberty_n and_o each_o man_n may_v go_v visit_v his_o own_o pug_n if_o he_o please_v and_o so_o follow_v the_o present_a bless_a vocation_n of_o their_o politic_a lord_n and_o master_n aside_o ld_n coâ—r_n who_o be_v this_o you_o have_v get_v with_o you_o pug_n minx_n it_o be_v my_o nurse_n my_o lord_n that_o be_v just_o come_v out_o of_o the_o country_n ld_n cour._n bless_v i_o do_v ever_o such_o a_o sweet_a creature_n as_o thou_o be_v suck_v at_o the_o breast_n of_o such_o a_o horse-faced_a dame_n as_o this_o be_v but_o hold_v â—_z
to_o laugh_v at_o his_o folly_n and_o a_o sufficient_a stock_n of_o virtue_n to_o despise_v the_o baseness_n of_o his_o bribe_n vain_a come_v sir_n knight_n that_o you_o may_v shake_v off_o this_o moody_a amorous_a temper_n i_o will_v entertain_v you_o with_o a_o song_n and_o dance_n 1._o let_v never_o dull_a sorrow_n our_o joy_n invade_v but_o for_o ever_o let_v we_o follow_v the_o tope_a trade_n let_v a_o merry_a merry_a song_n drive_v the_o current_n of_o time_n along_o he_o be_v a_o prince_n of_o a_o man_n that_o double_v his_o span_n and_o make_v it_o a_o cubit_n long_o 2._o call_v harry_n to_o fetch_v we_o more_o bottle_n in_o do_v tarry_v since_o to_o revel_v we_o thus_o begin_v let_v we_o tipple_v tipple_v on_o till_o the_o moon_n and_o star_n be_v go_v it_o be_v a_o meeting_n divine_a when_o our_o face_n so_o shine_v that_o they_o rival_n the_o rise_a sun_n a_o dance_n vain_a so_o very_o well_o to_o morrow_n you_o shall_v range_v the_o town_n along_o with_o i_o a_o wench_n and_o a_o bottle_n be_v a_o certain_a antidote_n against_o the_o poison_n of_o love_n but_o for_o the_o present_n let_v we_o go_v and_o divert_v ourselves_o with_o the_o folly_n that_o this_o family_n of_o we_o can_v afford_v we_o exeunt_fw-la enter_v captain_n bownceby_a drink_v a_o table_n with_o candleâ—_n capt._n toll_n doll_n di_o da_fw-mi doll_n roar_v out_o of_o tune_n huzzah_n victoria_n victoria_n ha_o ha_o ha_o he_o drink_v with_o i_o a_o peddle_a prig_n '_o sbud_v i_o have_v lay_v he_o as_o dead_a as_o a_o door-nail_n and_o now_o for_o the_o widow_n by_o the_o soul_n of_o a_o culverin_n i_o can_v in_o this_o humour_n make_v love_n like_o a_o dragon_n come_v faith_n i_o will_v go_v practise_v a_o little_a here_o shall_v stand_v the_o widow_n set_v a_o chair_n out_o and_o here_o shall_v stand_v the_o whelp_n broakage_n sneak_v up_o in_o this_o corner_n set_v his_o periwig_n upon_o his_o cane_n in_o the_o corner_n stand_v there_o you_o hellhound_n and_o if_o you_o dare_v but_o to_o look_v towards_o i_o during_o the_o adoration_n i_o shall_v pay_v my_o charm_a goddess_n here_o i_o will_v that_o moment_n tear_v out_o of_o your_o head_n those_o sacrilegious_a eye_n ball_n now_o i_o will_v begin_v madam_n though_o i_o have_v long_o be_v a_o man_n of_o terror_n and_o have_v make_v conflagration_n plunder_v rape_n and_o throat-cutting_a my_o sport_n and_o diversion_n yet_o for_o the_o sake_n of_o your_o dear_a self_n i_o will_v now_o like_o a_o second_o hercules_n fling_v by_o my_o club_n and_o take_v up_o the_o distaff_n the_o roar_a lion_n shall_v clap_v his_o tail_n betwixt_o his_o leg_n and_o become_v a_o fawn_a spaniel_n to_o lick_v the_o dust_n off_o your_o ladyship_n shoe-sole_n but_o first_o madam_n let_v i_o beg_v leave_n to_o sacrifice_v yonder_o be_v snivel_n whoreâ—_n bird_n up_o in_o the_o corner_n there_o to_o my_o own_o vengeance_n and_o for_o your_o ladyship_n honour_n draw_v his_o sword_n and_o go_v to_o the_o cane_n and_o periwig_n come_v along_o then_o by_o the_o fiery_a breath_n of_o a_o demi-cannon_n i_o will_v murder_v this_o whelp_n and_o bacon_n this_o very_a minute_n that_o i_o will_v you_o villain_n you_o mongril_n you_o lick-spit_a cur_n you_o lay_v about_o he_o with_o his_o sword_n i_o will_v mince_v your_o flesh_n for_o you_o and_o so_o feed_v young_a jackdaw_n with_o the_o morsel_n so_o so_o now_o i_o think_v it_o will_v be_v convenient_a to_o repose_v myself_o a_o little_a after_o this_o plaguy_a fatigue_n sheath_n his_o sword_n sit_v down_o in_o the_o chair_n and_o fall_v asleep_a enter_v nickycrack_n and_o nib_n nick_n nib_n nib_n what_o be_v the_o matter_n with_o the_o captain_n here_o he_o be_v fall_v fast_o asleep_o nib_n why_o i_o leave_v he_o and_o mr_n broakage_n in_o the_o buttery_n drink_v the_o widow_n health_n upon_o a_o reconciliation_n and_o i_o find_v they_o have_v make_v one_o another_o drink_v nick._n eâ—gad_v let_v we_o play_v he_o some_o trick_n or_o other_o and_o try_v to_o startle_v this_o undaunted_a hero_n nib_n with_o all_o my_o heart_n we_o will_v take_v out_o the_o candle_n and_o get_v the_o trumpet_n my_o lord_n courtipoll_n have_v bring_v to_o rattle_v he_o awake_v of_o a_o sudden_a and_o see_v how_o he_o will_v bear_v it_o nick_n and_o nib_n take_v out_o the_o candle_n trumpet_n sound_v a_o charge_n capt._n start_v up_o good_a lord_n where_o be_o i_o or_o what_o be_v become_v of_o i_o re-enter_a nickycrack_n with_o a_o candle_n ah_o good_a dear_a sir_n tell_v i_o where_o i_o be_o or_o what_o be_v become_v of_o i_o nick._n it_o be_v i_o captain_n bownceby_a it_o be_v i_o your_o friend_n nickycrack_n capt._n then_o i_o find_v i_o have_v be_v dream_v all_o this_o while_n nick._n but_o why_o this_o cold_a sweat_n why_o all_o this_o fear_n good_a captain_n capt._n why_o will_v you_o have_v a_o man_n have_v courage_n in_o his_o sleep_n that_o be_v a_o jest_n indeed_o now_o i_o be_o awake_a mr_n nickycrack_n i_o must_v tell_v you_o that_o there_o be_v nothing_o upon_o the_o face_n of_o the_o earth_n that_o can_v terrify_v captain_n bownceby_a nay_o i_o defy_v the_o king_n of_o terror_n himself_o and_o all_o his_o hellborn_a guard_n the_o corpse_n but_o hark_v you_o dear_a nickycrack_n prithee_o tell_v i_o how_o do_v think_v my_o affair_n stand_v with_o the_o widow_n nick._n on_o my_o soul_n as_o you_o can_v wish_v yourself_o ah_o captain_n i_o have_v hear_v she_o speak_v very_o feel_o of_o that_o graceful_a person_n of_o you_o capt._n very_o like_v so_o i_o vow_v for_o i_o take_v care_n to_o make_v she_o view_v i_o distinct_o and_o what_o if_o i_o take_v a_o opportunity_n to_o palm_n the_o true_a dimension_n vodn_v she_o ha_o boy_n nick._n now_o be_v your_o time_n to_o bear_v up_o brisk_o your_o rival_n mr_n broakage_n be_v dead_a drink_v in_o the_o buttery_n and_o i_o will_v contrive_v to_o secure_v he_o for_o one_o hour_n at_o the_o least_o do_v question_v it_o capt._n egad_v then_o i_o will_v go_v strike_v she_o home_o i_o will_v first_o go_v wash_v and_o tallow_n and_o then_o have_v at_o thy_o coat_n old_a widow_n sing_v &_o dance_n nick._n but_o captain_n methinks_v you_o be_v somethiug_n forgetful_a of_o your_o faithful_a servant_n mr._n nickycrack_n capt._n not_o at_o all_o i_o protest_v sir_n ods_o life_n man_n the_o arrear_n be_v not_o yet_o pay_v when_o they_o come_v in_o thou_o shall_v swim_v in_o money_n by_o the_o barâ—el_n of_o a_o blunderbuss_n thou_o shall_v my_o boy_n nick._n but_o sir_n if_o you_o please_v in_o the_o mean_a time_n to_o sign_n this_o small_a note_n it_o will_v encourage_v the_o work_n strange_o capt._n that_o i_o will_v my_o lad_n i_o will_v sign_v it_o as_o free_o as_o ever_o i_o sign_v a_o false_a muster-roll_n let_v i_o see_v it_o sign_n the_o note_n nick._n so_o sir_n now_o away_o to_o the_o widow_n and_o heaven_n prosper_v you_o in_o the_o mean_a time_n i_o will_v take_v care_n of_o mr_n broakage_n capt._n then_o faith_n i_o will_v lose_v no_o time_n adieu_o exit_fw-la enter_v nib_n nick._n well_o nib_n i_o have_v get_v the_o captain_n in_o black_a and_o white_a here_o and_o now_o i_o will_v go_v try_v to_o get_v the_o merchant_n under_o the_o same_o circumstance_n nib_n i_o have_v be_v examine_v the_o merchant_n cargo_n for_o he_o nick._n well!_o and_o how_o be_v he_o rich_o lade_v nib_n hang_v he_o i_o will_v be_v far_o enough_o if_o he_o be_v not_o a_o bankrupt_a he_o have_v not_o one_o souse_n of_o ready_a in_o his_o pocket_n nick._n what_o bill_n have_v he_o child_n nib_n bill_n he_o have_v indeed_o of_o tailor_n surgeon_n landlady_n cook_n and_o landress_n but_o not_o one_o single_a bill_n of_o credit_n nick._n the_o less_o favour_n he_o be_v like_a to_o find_v at_o my_o hand_n i_o will_v promise_v he_o come_v let_v we_o go_v order_n matter_n to_o the_o best_a advantage_n exeunt_fw-la enter_v 〈◊〉_d courtipoll_n follow_v ophelia_n a_o table_n and_o chair_n ld_n court_n hold_v let_v i_o consider_v what_o shall_v i_o say_v first_o oh_o now_o i_o have_v it_o do_v you_o know_v who_o i_o be_o madam_n ha_o oph._n it_o be_v in_o vain_a to_o be_v in_o earnest_n with_o this_o politic_a blockhead_n i_o will_v even_o play_v upon_o the_o fool_n to_o make_v myself_o diversion_n aside_o you_o sir_n be_v a_o person_n of_o noble_a quality_n ld_n cour._n right_o madam_n i_o be_o so_o and_o pray_v madam_n how_o come_v you_o to_o know_v that_o i_o be_v a_o man_n of_o noble_a quality_n ha_o oph._n your_o mein_fw-ge and_o person_n bespeak_v you_o so_o my_o lord_n ld_n court_n very_o like_v so_o i_o vow_v gad_n i_o will_v try_v her_o part_n a_o little_a far_o aside_o and_o do_v you_o know_v what_o i_o be_o famous_a for_o
oph._n no_o doubt_n for_o your_o wisdom_n my_o lord_n ld_n court_n ay_o say_v you_o so_o why_o shall_v you_o think_v so_o pray_v ha_o oph._n by_o the_o solemn_a air_n of_o your_o countenance_n my_o lord_n ld_n court_n by_o the_o soul_n of_o matchiavel_n she_o be_v a_o mere_a sibyl_n aside_o what_o then_o do_v you_o think_v i_o most_o fit_a for_o ha_o madam_n oph._n to_o sit_v at_o the_o helm_n of_o government_n and_o steer_v the_o state_n my_o lord_n ld_n cour._n o_o bless_v i_o i_o vow_v madam_n you_o be_v a_o person_n of_o the_o clear_a apprehension_n that_o ever_o i_o yet_o converse_v withal_o shall_v i_o have_v a_o son_n by_o you_o i_o will_v forfeit_v my_o honour_n if_o he_o do_v not_o bid_v fair_a for_o the_o crown_n of_o poland_n shall_v there_o chance_v to_o be_v a_o election_n by_o the_o time_n he_o come_v of_o age_n but_o now_o to_o the_o business_n in_o hand_n come_v pray_v let_v we_o sit_v down_o and_o i_o will_v make_v love_n to_o you_o as_o become_v a_o statesman_n by_o ask_v of_o some_o politic_a question_n they_o sit_v down_o my_o lord_n pause_v a_o while_n ay_o that_o will_v do_v pray_v madam_n which_o side_n do_v you_o lie_v on_o when_o you_o settle_v yourself_o to_o sleep_v ha_o madam_n oph._n what_o can_v the_o coxcomb_n mean_v by_o this_o however_o at_o the_o present_a i_o be_o resolve_v to_o humour_v he_o aside_o i_o always_o sleep_v on_o my_o left_a side_n my_o lord_n ld_n court_n then_o i_o be_o the_o happy_a man_n in_o the_o world_n i_o find_v the_o heaven_n be_v propitious_a to_o our_o amour_n for_o you_o must_v know_v i_o always_o sleep_v on_o my_o right_n so_o that_o i_o each_o night_n clasp_v within_o thy_o circle_a arm_n shall_v coo_o pur_fw-mi and_o murmur_v out_o my_o love_n with_o the_o great_a transport_v imaginable_a oph._n this_o i_o must_v confess_v be_v a_o rapture_n worthy_a a_o politician_n aside_o ld_n court_n but_o hold_v let_v i_o consider_v once_o again_o ay_o if_o so_o then_o that_o may_v very_o well_o be_v oph._n ha_o ha_o ha_o if_o this_o be_v politic_a love_n it_o be_v a_o very_a cool_a way_n of_o proceed_v aside_o enter_v minx_n struggle_v with_o sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n and_o box_v he_o minx_n hold_v out_o of_o the_o way_n you_o old_a dote_a fool_n you_o sir_n weal_n odslifelikius_n she_o have_v make_v my_o ear_n sing_v again_o what_o a_o plaguy_a strength_n do_v the_o young_a vixon_n strike_v withal_o minx_n so_o so_o be_v this_o go_v to_o see_v a_o packet_n open_v you_o a_o person_n of_o quality_n and_o tell_v a_o lie_n ld_n cour._n you_o mistake_v pug_n a_o statesman_n can_v tell_v a_o lie_n he_o only_o give_v out_o false_a intelligence_n to_o amuse_v and_o gain_v advantage_n minx_n a_o fig_n for_o a_o statesman_n do_v tell_v i_o of_o a_o statesman_n never_o a_o statesman_n in_o christendom_n shall_v abuse_v i_o don_n you_o think_v to_o leave_v i_o in_o this_o condition_n without_o provide_v either_o for_o i_o or_o my_o burden_n here_o by_o jenkin_n before_o i_o will_v be_v serve_v so_o i_o will_v take_v up_o the_o fire-sork_a and_o crack_v the_o very_a skull_n of_o you_o so_o i_o will_n ld_n court_n patience_n patience_n pug_n e'gad_o i_o will_v comply_v for_o it_o may_v be_v a_o fatal_a thing_n for_o a_o politician_n to_o receive_v a_o very_a small_a blow_n if_o it_o chance_v to_o hit_v in_o the_o right_a place_n minx_n come_v come_v away_o will_v you_o the_o lawyer_n wait_v for_o you_o will_v you_o go_v in_o and_o seal_v the_o write_n or_o no_o ld_n court_n that_o i_o will_v my_o pug_n i_o never_o design_v otherwise_o minx_n come_v along_o then_o come_v sir_n wealthy_n you_o shall_v go_v and_o be_v witness_n sir_n weal_n with_o all_o my_o heart_n madam_n ods_o life_n if_o his_o lordship_n deliver_v i_o will_v take_v possession_n e'faith_o ex._n ld_n court_n minx_n and_o sir_n weal_n enter_v nib_n nib_n i_o guest_n madam_n at_o your_o uneasiness_n and_o therefore_o soon_o contrive_v your_o relief_n oph._n and_o i_o guess_v who_o employ_v you_o and_o therefore_o shall_v take_v care_n to_o keep_v you_o in_o the_o dark_a aside_o nib_n do_v not_o you_o find_v his_o lordship_n very_o troublesome_a and_o impertinent_a oph._n not_o at_o all_o how_o can_v a_o person_n of_o his_o quality_n be_v think_v troublesome_a or_o a_o man_n of_o his_o part_n be_v reckon_v impertinent_a nib_n i_o scarce_o believe_v you_o to_o be_v serious_a i_o know_v you_o madam_n ophelia_n to_o have_v a_o better_a judgement_n but_o there_o be_v a_o person_n in_o the_o world_n though_o i_o will_v say_v nothing_o of_o he_o who_o have_v no_o small_a esteem_n for_o you_o and_o be_v real_o a_o man_n of_o part_n a_o honest_a gentleman_n who_o pretension_n be_v honourable_a what_o think_v you_o of_o sir_n bellamour_n blunt_n madam_n oph._n i_o think_v he_o be_v a_o hog_n amee_a hog_n who_o do_v you_o think_v will_v be_v trouble_v with_o his_o moroseness_n nib_n it_o be_v his_o true_a notion_n of_o thing_n and_o the_o sincerity_n of_o his_o principle_n that_o make_v he_o so_o downright_o both_o in_o his_o discourse_n and_o action_n but_o here_o he_o come_v let_v he_o speak_v for_o himself_o enter_v sir_n bellamour_n blunt._n sir_n bell._n be_v you_o now_o at_o leisure_n to_o hear_v i_o madam_n oph._n no_o nor_o never_o will_v be_v at_o leisure_n to_o hear_v any_o body_n but_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n well_o sir_n if_o you_o have_v any_o business_n at_o court_n i_o may_v perhaps_o prevail_v with_o my_o lord_n courtipoll_n to_o intercede_v for_o you_o sir_n bell._n thank_v my_o star_n my_o business_n there_o be_v equal_a to_o his_o interest_n which_o oph._n hold_v no_o reflection_n upon_o a_o noble_a courtier_n pray_v sir_n they_o ought_v to_o be_v above_o censure_n sir_n bell._n nay_o his_o lordship_n may_v be_v a_o great_a courtier_n as_o far_o as_o i_o know_v gay_a fool_n often_o serve_v for_o the_o ornamental_a furniture_n of_o a_o court_n though_o this_o be_v not_o my_o business_n at_o present_a now_o i_o have_v a_o opportunity_n i_o must_v tell_v you_o that_o i_o have_v a_o strong_a and_o sincere_a passion_n for_o you_o oph._n passion_n ha_o ha_o ha_o and_o i_o must_v tell_v you_o that_o i_o have_v a_o strong_a and_o sincere_a aversion_n to_o all_o manner_n of_o passion_n especial_o a_o foolish_a love-passion_n it_o be_v a_o turbulent_a storm_n of_o the_o mind_n that_o raise_v a_o short_a bluster_a disorder_n but_o soon_o alas_o flag_n into_o a_o cool_a regardless_o calm_a sir_n bell._n i_o madam_n be_v of_o a_o temperament_n that_o promise_v duration_n oph._n many_o thing_n that_o be_v very_o promise_v meet_v with_o strange_a alteration_n before_o thâ—ir_a event_n sir_n bell._n have_v you_o have_v any_o account_n of_o this_o lord_n courtipoll_n ld_n cour._n yes_o yes_o he_o have_v keep_v a_o mistress_n and_o what_o by_o that_o we_o be_v not_o to_o expect_v saint_n about_o the_o town_n in_o this_o age_n the_o very_a bulchin_n country_n calf_n that_o till_o the_o age_n of_o one_o and_o twenty_o suck_v the_o teat_n and_o bleat_v at_o the_o heel_n of_o his_o lady_n dam_n soon_o find_v a_o opportunity_n to_o lick_v the_o face_n of_o some_o homely_a heifer_n or_o other_o sir_n bell._n do_v you_o know_v that_o he_o be_v marry_v and_o what_o function_n you_o be_v design_v for_o ophel_n the_o thought_n of_o this_o i_o must_v confess_v in_o spite_n of_o my_o pretension_n shock_n the_o very_a soul_n of_o i_o and_o fire_n i_o all_o over_o with_o indignation_n aside_o enter_v sir_n wealthy_n plainder_n sir_n weal_n o_o fie_o o_o fie_o come_v along_o with_o i_o hussy_n quick_o nib_n sir_n sir_n your_o periwig_n be_v a_o fire_n your_o perriwig_n afire_a i_o say_v sir_n weal_n where_o where_o as_o he_o fling_v off_o his_o hat_n and_o periwig_n rub_v his_o head_n and_o jump_v about_o ophelia_z steals_z off_o another_o way_n nib_n it_o be_v out_o now_o sir_n and_o all_o be_v well_o again_o sir_n weal_n look_v about_o where_o be_v ophelia_n nib_n she_o be_v step_v in_o before_o you_o sir_n sir_n weal_n edad_o then_o i_o will_v after_o she_o exit_fw-la sir_n bell._n be_v there_o ever_o such_o a_o barbarous_a horrid_a fellow_n as_o this_o sir_n wealthy_n nib_n come_v sir_n bellameur_fw-fr all_o will_v go_v well_o i_o will_v warrant_v you_o i_o can_v see_v as_o far_o into_o a_o millstone_n as_o another_o body_n and_o can_v foretell_v the_o success_n of_o a_o amour_n better_a than_o ever_o a_o fortune-teller_n in_o the_o kingdom_n though_o i_o love_v to_o say_v but_o little_a i_o do_v question_v but_o i_o shall_v bring_v all_o thing_n about_o and_o give_v you_o the_o possession_n of_o both_o the_o lady_n and_o a_o considerable_a fortune_n into_o the_o bargain_n out_o of_o her_o father_n conceal_v treasure_n
before_o you_o draw_v down_o your_o artillery_n i_o must_v confess_v i_o look_v upon_o the_o fort_n so_o batter_v that_o it_o be_v not_o worth_a the_o keep_n exit_fw-la wid._n be_o i_o not_o only_o discover_v but_o affront_v with_o a_o second_o contempt_n villain_n i_o will_v have_v thy_o blood_n offers_z to_z snatch_v the_o captain_n sword_n capt._n and_o broa_n lay_v hold_n on_o she_o patience_n patience_n good_a lady_n wid._n loose_v i_o you_o poltroon_n you_o have_v either_o of_o you_o the_o respect_n for_o i_o you_o pretend_v to_o have_v or_o the_o least_o dram_n of_o courage_n you_o will_v a_o stir_v he_o and_o cut_v his_o throat_n this_o moment_n bro._n captain_n captain_z you_o understand_v the_o business_n prithee_o after_o he_o and_o fetâ—â—_n back_o his_o head_n to_o expiate_v for_o his_o saucy_a crime_n capt._n brimstone_n and_o blunderbuss_n bullet_n madam_n have_v i_o think_v it_o manner_n to_o have_v do_v it_o before_o you_o i_o will_v have_v whip_v it_o off_o before_o he_o have_v stir_v a_o step_n but_o if_o your_o ladyship_n please_v to_o lay_v i_o any_o night_n in_o ambuscade_n under_o his_o bed_n if_o i_o leave_v he_o a_o inch_n of_o neck_n to_o tie_v his_o cravat_fw-la upon_o in_fw-la the_o morning_n may_v i_o end_v my_o day_n under_o a_o hedge_n and_o have_v my_o eye_n close_v with_o caterpillar_n broa_n and_o after_o that_o madam_n if_o ever_o he_o trouble_v your_o ladyship_n more_o i_o will_v undertake_v to_o decoy_n he_o aboard_o a_o ship_n and_o so_o spirit_n he_o away_o to_o one_o of_o my_o plantation_n wid._n gentleman_n now_o my_o passion_n be_v something_o over_o i_o be_o ready_a to_o acknowledge_v that_o i_o be_o equal_o oblige_v to_o both_o of_o you_o for_o thus_o espouse_v my_o quarrel_n it_o be_v a_o miserable_a case_n that_o i_o be_o force_v to_o keep_v myself_o on_o fair_a term_n with_o such_o a_o couple_n of_o ninny_n lover_n as_o these_o aside_o gentleman_n i_o be_o now_o go_v to_o see_v trusty_a nib_n marry_v she_o have_v get_v one_o of_o our_o modern-play_n lover_n that_o lie_v in_o wait_n for_o she_o and_o yet_o know_v nothing_o of_o the_o matter_n capt._n and_o then_o madam_n whisper_v she_o in_o one_o ear_n broa_n and_o then_o madam_n run_v and_o whisper_v she_o in_o tother_o capt._n you_o be_v very_o civil_a mr._n broakage_n thus_o to_o take_v out_o of_o one_o ear_n what_o i_o whisper_v into_o the_o other_o wid._n no_o jar_a gentleman_n on_o penalty_n of_o my_o eternal_a displeasure_n as_o soon_o as_o nib_n be_v marry_v we_o will_v get_v together_o and_o dance_v till_o morning_n capt._n captain_n bownceby_a shall_v be_v ready_a to_o attend_v your_o ladyship_n with_o every_o caper_n five_o foot_n high_a caper_n broa_n and_o your_o obedient_a slave_n mr._n broakage_n shall_v coupee_n and_o coulee_n to_o your_o ladyship_n as_o dextrous_o as_o a_o beau_n do_v to_o himself_o at_o the_o great_a glass_n in_o the_o chocolate-house_n wid._n these_o beau_n have_v a_o fine_a time_n on_o it_o when_o such_o blockhead_n as_o thou_o must_v have_v a_o fling_n at_o '_o they_o aside_o gentleman_n i_o be_o your_o servant_n ex._n wid._n capt._n now_o sir_n the_o common_a danger_n be_v over_o what_o if_o we_o about_o again_o as_o we_o be_v broa_n you_o be_v in_o the_o right_n i_o protest_v captain_n but_o first_o let_v we_o embrace_v your_o servant_n noble_a captain_n exeunt_fw-la capt_n your_o servant_n sweet_a mr_n broakage_n now_o mind_n to_o turn_v short_a upon_o your_o left_a heel_n at_o the_o word_n of_o command_n to_o the_o right_n â—_z march_n they_o face_v about_o at_o the_o same_o time_n and_o march_v off_o enter_v ld_n courtipoll_n vainthroat_n and_o sweetny_n sweet_a i_o vow_v i_o be_o glad_a to_o see_v your_o noble_a lordship_n safe_o return_v how_o generous_o it_o be_v do_v thus_o to_o expose_v your_o precious_a person_n for_o all_o our_o safety_n ld_n court_n as_o it_o happen_v there_o be_v no_o danger_n the_o business_n only_o prove_v a_o match_n at_o football_n in_o moorfield_n but_o i_o have_v be_v so_o plague_v with_o the_o insolence_n of_o onstable_n not_o one_o of_o the_o scoundrel_n will_v knâ—w_v i_o to_o be_v a_o man_n of_o quality_n but_o after_o abundance_n of_o barbarous_a usage_n i_o be_v hurry_v before_o a_o city_n magistrate_n who_o at_o first_o very_o hasty_o send_v word_n that_o weâ—e_o i_o the_o best_a mâ—n_z in_o the_o kingdom_n i_o must_v be_v secure_v till_o morning_n but_o at_o length_n upon_o much_o solicitation_n he_o and_o his_o wife_n examine_v the_o business_n and_o upon_o her_o command_n i_o be_v set_v at_o liberty_n upon_o my_o honour_n she_o be_v a_o very_a prettâ—_n woman_n and_o take_v occasion_n to_o draw_v up_o her_o breast_n mump_v her_o mouth_n and_o say_v she_o believe_v i_o be_v a_o person_n of_o quality_n by_o my_o white_a hand_n and_o diamond_n â—â—ng_v sweet_a o_o goodness_n sure_o every_o body_n may_v know_v that_o by_o your_o graceful_a deportment_n vain_a it_o be_v fifty_o to_o one_o my_o lord_n but_o you_o will_v have_v she_o at_o court_n ever_o long_o a_o solicit_v knighthood_n for_o her_o husband_n and_o then_o ld_n court_n then_o i_o will_v take_v care_n she_o shall_v succeed_v e'faith_o and_o when_o the_o beast_n of_o her_o husband_n have_v his_o shoulder_n load_v with_o a_o sirdom_n it_o shall_v be_v my_o business_n to_o give_v the_o addition_n of_o a_o corniferous_a badge_n and_o adorn_v his_o front_n with_o a_o courtly_a cuckoldom_n but_o mrs_n sweetny_n where_o be_v ophelia_n sweet_a alas_o poor_a young_a lady_n she_o be_v very_o dutiful_o attend_v upon_o her_o father_n sir_n wealthy_n my_o lord_n be_v of_o a_o sudden_a run_v quite_o beside_o himself_o see_v where_o she_o come_v along_o with_o he_o enter_v sir_n wealthy_n plainder_n very_o melancholy_a attend_v by_o ophelia_n oph._n will_v you_o be_v please_v sir_n to_o take_v a_o little_a repose_n sir_n weal_n no_o child_n lust_n and_o villainy_n never_o sleep_v very_a gruff_n sweet_a good_a lack_n what_o be_v to_o be_v do_v with_o he_o see_v how_o strange_o thoughtful_a he_o look_v sir_n weal_n be_v go_v ophelia_n there_o be_v a_o cup_n of_o poison_n by_o you_o nay_o the_o deadly_a draught_n be_v prepare_v by_o thy_o father_n own_o hand_n be_v go_v i_o say_v oph._n this_o sudden_a care_n of_o i_o be_v wondrous_a strange_a by_o this_o my_o father_n rather_o seem_v to_o have_v recover_v than_o lose_v his_o sense_n aside_o â—_z go_v try_v what_o account_n i_o can_v get_v of_o the_o occasion_n of_o all_o this_o exit_fw-la vain_a why_o how_o now_o old_a fellow_n what_o be_v run_v mad_a sir_n weal_n yes_o young_a coxcomb_n i_o be_o mad_a vain_n then_o here_o be_v one_o shall_v match_v thou_o faith_n aside_o my_o lord_n a_o person_n of_o your_o universal_a knowledge_n may_v find_v out_o the_o nature_n of_o this_o gentleman_n distemper_n and_o by_o that_o mean_v a_o recovery_n may_v be_v think_v on_o ld_n cour._n ha_o let_v we_o see_v what_o be_v to_o he_o do_v with_o he_o why_o if_o the_o gentlemas_n noddle_n have_v spring_v a_o leak_n the_o best_a way_n will_v be_v to_o ply_v the_o pump_n mr_n vainthroat_n do_v you_o take_v the_o other_o arm_n and_o i_o will_v manage_v this_o and_o let_v we_o work_v he_o a_o little_a sir_n weal_n fly_v from_o they_o loose_v i_o thou_o fantastic_a vanity_n thou_o finish_v folly_n ld_n court_n you_o be_v very_o familiar_a with_o your_o better_n methinks_v good_a mr_n mad_a man_n sweet_a it_o be_v a_o sign_n indeed_o the_o poor_a gentleman_n distraction_n be_v very_o great_a he_o can_v never_o have_v think_v that_o your_o lordship_n can_v possible_o have_v be_v a_o fool_n else_o ld_n court_n let_v we_o consider_v mr._n vainthroat_n by_o what_o i_o can_v apprehend_v of_o he_o he_o only_o affect_v a_o surly_a humour_n and_o under_o the_o pretence_n of_o madness_n take_v the_o liberty_n of_o be_v saucy_a prithee_o let_v we_o laugh_v he_o out_o onâ—t_a vain_a with_o all_o my_o heart_n my_o lord_n say_v what_o you_o will_v i_o will_v have_v a_o laugh_v at_o your_o service_n i_o think_v i_o may_v safe_o promise_v that_o for_o the_o coxcomb_n be_v scarce_o capable_a of_o say_v any_o thing_n but_o what_o be_v very_o ridiculous_a and_o yet_o have_v the_o vanity_n to_o think_v a_o man_n laugh_v at_o the_o gaiety_n of_o his_o part_n aside_o ld_n court_n ha_o ha_o ha_o what_o sir_n wealthy_n have_v my_o quondam_a mistress_n put_v thou_o thus_o in_o the_o dump_n it_o be_v a_o sign_n thou_o be_v a_o madman_n to_o venture_v come_v after_o a_o man_n of_o my_o quality_n mr_n vainthroat_n vain_a my_o lord_n oh_o ha_o ha_o ha_o s'bud_n i_o will_v forget_v to_o laugh_v at_o the_o right_a stop_n aside_o ld_n court_n come_v knight_n prithee_o cheer_v up_o man_n i_o will_v make_v thy_o posterity_n amends_o for_o
for_o though_o i_o never_o do_v discover_v secret_n yet_o i_o must_v tell_v you_o that_o for_o all_o sir_n wealthy_n plead_v poverty_n at_o this_o rate_n yet_o the_o old_a rogue_n be_v as_o rich_a as_o a_o jew_n you_o shall_v want_v my_o assistance_n i_o promise_v you_o sir_n bellamour_n but_o mum_n the_o word_n not_o one_o syllable_n more_o and_o for_o your_o comfort_n at_o game_n of_o love_n where_o lover_n tug_v most_o hard_o it_o be_v trusty_a nib_n that_o prove_v the_o sure_a caâ—d_n end_v of_o the_o three_o act._n act_n iu._n scene_z continues_z a_o room_n in_o mrs._n sweetny_n house_n widow_n thoroshift_n and_o sweetny_n sweet_n well_o and_o pray_v madam_n what_o proceed_n be_v there_o in_o your_o grand_a affair_n of_o love_n wid._n indeed_o mrs._n sweetny_n i_o be_o at_o last_o drive_v to_o take_v my_o choice_n of_o two_o extreme_n either_o to_o be_v strip_v and_o fling_v into_o durance_n by_o the_o force_n of_o law_n temporal_a or_o to_o be_v divest_v of_o all_o freedom_n and_o deliver_v myself_o into_o matrimonial_a bond_n by_o the_o power_n of_o law_n spiritual_n sweet_a if_o you_o will_v be_v advise_v by_o i_o accept_v of_o the_o latter_a for_o in_o that_o the_o tie_n be_v mutual_a and_o your_o knowledge_n of_o the_o world_n will_v direct_v you_o to_o loose_v your_o own_o hand_n at_o pleasure_n wid._n then_o as_o to_o my_o choice_n of_o person_n whether_o i_o shall_v take_v that_o palpable_a fool_n of_o a_o captain_n or_o the_o shrewd_a suspect_a knave_n of_o a_o merchant_n sweet_a where_o there_o be_v a_o plentiful_a estate_n a_o fool_n may_v be_v very_o convenient_a but_o in_o your_o circumstance_n the_o merchant_n that_o no_o doubt_n be_v well_o acquaint_v with_o all_o manner_n of_o subtle_a trick_n will_v i_o think_v be_v the_o fit_a match_n wid._n they_o have_v both_o my_o promise_n to_o dispatch_v the_o business_n this_o very_a night_n and_o they_o equal_o confide_v in_o it_o sweet_a i_o must_v tell_v you_o dear_a madam_n that_o i_o look_v upon_o both_o of_o they_o of_o very_o uncertain_a worth_n i_o wish_v you_o will_v take_v courage_n prune_n bristle_n and_o display_v your_o charm_n so_o that_o you_o may_v entangle_v the_o affection_n of_o honest_a sir_n bellamour_n bluâ—t_n he_o be_v a_o man_n of_o a_o know_a value_n wid._n alas_o his_o gruffship_n be_v already_o visible_o fasten_v do_v you_o see_v how_o he_o â—lounces_v about_o after_o the_o tail_n of_o your_o new_a guest_n ophelia_n sweet_a here_o come_v his_o friend_n vainthroat_n we_o will_v engage_v he_o in_o the_o business_n enter_v vainthroat_n sweet_a where_o have_v you_o be_v good_a mr_n vainthroat_n we_o have_v want_v you_o strange_o vain_n why_o faith_n madam_n i_o have_v be_v like_o a_o outly_a deer_n browse_n about_o a_o little_a in_o fresh_a pasture_n and_o be_o now_o very_o cool_o return_v within_o the_o pale_a again_o sweet_a come_v sweet_a sir_n what_o think_v you_o of_o promote_a a_o match_n betwixt_o the_o widow_n here_o and_o your_o friend_n sir_n bellamour_n vain_a ha_o ha_o ha_o promote_v do_v you_o call_v it_o i_o think_v there_o be_v not_o three_o penny_n difference_n in_o the_o piece_n of_o service_n either_o to_o promote_v a_o friend_n six_o â—ounds_n up_o a_o execution-ladder_n or_o as_o many_o step_n towards_o matrimony_n sir_n bellamour_n blunt_n appear_v at_o a_o distance_n walk_v in_o a_o melancholy_a posture_n vain_a sing_v in_o a_o ballad_n tone_n but_o see_v where_o walk_v the_o doughty_a knight_n who_o all_o in_o doleful_a guise_n metes_n out_o the_o time_n of_o sable_a night_n with_o tear_n drop_v from_o his_o eye_n widow_n widow_z i_o vow_v yonder_o be_v champion_n seem_v to_o lie_v under_o some_o dire_a enchantment_n prithee_o go_v try_v whether_o you_o have_v ever_o a_o speâ—â—_n about_o you_o that_o be_v powerful_a enough_o to_o set_v he_o at_o liberty_n wid._n i_o will_v use_v my_o endeavour_n to_o unshackle_v he_o but_o it_o shall_v be_v with_o design_n to_o secure_v he_o within_o a_o circle_n of_o my_o own_o i_o promise_v he_o a_o that_o aside_o sweet_a come_v sweet_a madam_n thoroshift_n you_o shall_v show_v a_o female_a prowess_n in_o attacking_z this_o sour_a knight_n of_o the_o lees._n i_o will_v conduct_v you_o into_o the_o list_n and_o leave_v you_o to_o manage_v the_o combat_n as_o you_o see_v convenient_a sweetny_n and_o widow_n walk_v up_o towards_o sir_n bellamour_n i_o hope_v honest_a sir_n bellamour_n will_v think_v much_o to_o be_v leave_v alone_o with_o a_o handsome_a young_a widow_n pray_v let_v i_o enjoin_v you_o that_o love_n be_v the_o subject_n of_o your_o discourse_n and_o look_v that_o you_o handle_v the_o matter_n warm_o come_v mr._n vainthroat_n let_v we_o leave_v they_o together_o exeunt_fw-la sweet_a and_o vain_a wid._n but_o do_v you_o think_v sir_n there_o be_v no_o charm_n in_o the_o world_n that_o equal_v ophelia_n to_o my_o knowledge_n there_o be_v a_o certain_a person_n that_o without_o offence_n for_o feature_n for_o complexion_n for_o shape_n for_o air_n for_o mien_n nay_o more_o one_o that_o know_v how_o to_o sir_n bell._n render_v herself_o ridiculous_a by_o a_o nauseous_a false_a commendation_n wid._n come_v come_v a_o woman_n of_o discretion_n and_o of_o a_o kind_n comply_v temper_n as_o i_o know_v who_o be_v will_v bear_v with_o any_o thing_n that_o come_v from_o sir_n bellamour_n blunt._n will_n you_o suffer_v sir_n bell._n the_o rack_n rather_o than_o this_o impertinence_n what_o the_o devil_n will_v this_o woman_n have_v wid._n have_v you_o to_o recollect_v yourself_o and_o consult_v your_o reason_n do_v but_o think_v how_o mean_a a_o spirit_a thing_n it_o be_v not_o to_o resent_v the_o slight_n and_o affront_v of_o a_o young_a wanton_a coquet_n and_o how_o ungenerous_a it_o will_v be_v not_o to_o caress_n the_o sincere_a and_o oblige_a offer_n of_o a_o person_n sir_n bell._n who_o in_o confidence_n epitomize_v her_o whole_a sex_n wid._n how_o confidence_n i_o find_v you_o be_v one_o of_o those_o tame_a fool_n that_o love_v to_o be_v ill_o use_v and_o since_o you_o thus_o base_o refuse_v my_o kind_n and_o tender_a compassion_n for_o you_o i_o will_v make_v you_o smart_n under_o the_o lash_n of_o my_o vengeance_n sir_n bell._n as_o long_o as_o i_o be_o get_v clear_a of_o your_o smile_n i_o will_v stand_v the_o battory_n of_o your_o frown_n at_o a_o distance_n and_o so_o faith_n lady_n i_o shall_v take_v my_o advantage_n and_o sheer_a off_o exit_fw-la wid._n be_v there_o ever_o any_o thing_n so_o provoke_v a_o dull_a insensible_a log_n i'faith_o i_o will_v plague_v he_o for_o this_o â—_z warrant_v he_o enter_v nib_n run_v nib_n ah_o madam_n madam_n weâ—â—e_v all_o undo_v undo_v yonder_o be_v the_o mob_n up_o in_o the_o city_n ravish_v at_o such_o a_o rate_n you_o never_o hear_v the_o like_a onâ—t_a they_o say_v there_o be_v not_o a_o female_a leave_v undefiled_a betwixt_o algate_n and_o ludgate_n wid._n then_o for_o my_o part_n i_o believe_v the_o worshipful_a the_o mob_n have_v but_o leave_v they_o as_o they_o find_v they_o nib_n o_o lord_n o_o lord_n why_o what_o madam_n do_v you_o offer_v to_o make_v a_o jest_n of_o ravish_v wid._n why_o it_o always_o be_v a_o jest_n a_o mere_a jest_n nib_n i_o never_o yet_o see_v it_o only_o represent_v on_o the_o stage_n but_o it_o create_v a_o satisfactory_a titt'r_n among_o all_o the_o female_n in_o the_o house_n nib_n i_o have_v tell_v my_o lord_n courtipoll_n of_o it_o and_o he_o be_v go_v up_o into_o the_o city_n with_o all_o the_o haste_n imaginable_a enter_v lord_n courtipoll_n and_o prim._n ld_n court_n come_v now_o i_o will_v show_v the_o world_n how_o serviceable_a i_o can_v be_v to_o a_o state_n upon_o a_o emergent_a occasion_n nib_n o_o good_a my_o lord_n make_v haste_n to_o be_v ravish_v by_o a_o parcel_n of_o nasty_a kennel-raker_n will_v be_v insufferable_a be_v it_o to_o be_v by_o gentleman_n it_o be_v nothing_o prim._n alas_o poor_a thing_n wid._n but_o what_o my_o lord_n do_v you_o mean_v to_o drawcancer_n it_o and_o single_o encounter_v multitude_n ld_n court_n no_o no_o madam_n i_o will_v promise_v you_o i_o do_v mean_v to_o strike_v a_o stroke_n i_o know_v better_a thing_n in_o the_o first_o place_n i_o will_v make_v speech_n thus_o i_o will_v begin_v my_o love_a friend_n and_o dear_a countryman_n as_o for_o the_o rest_n i_o may_v trust_v my_o genius_n to_o direct_v that_o happy_a talon_n i_o have_v in_o oratory_n madam_n your_o servant_n but_o hold_v ere_o i_o go_v pray_v mrs_n nib_n do_v you_o take_v this_o ring_n and_o whilst_o it_o be_v warm_a with_o these_o three_o kiss_n present_v it_o to_o the_o fair_a ophelia_n and_o let_v she_o put_v it_o on_o her_o middle_a finger_n on_o her_o left_a hand_n and_o have_v also_o solemn_o kiss_v it_o three_o time_n let_v she_o lay_v it_o close_o
to_o her_o heart_n and_o then_o put_v up_o some_o ejaculation_n for_o her_o adventurous_a lord_n courtipoll_n such_o mystery_n as_o these_o be_v always_o think_v requisite_a among_o the_o ancient_a politician_n upon_o the_o undertake_n of_o any_o grand_a affair_n madam_n your_o servant_n come_v along_o 〈◊〉_d exeunt_fw-la ld_n courtipoll_n and_o prim_n wid._n nib_n what_o have_v you_o do_v with_o my_o brace_n of_o lover_n i_o be_o resolve_v i_o will_v soon_o decide_v the_o point_n in_o controversy_n but_o first_o i_o will_v to_o my_o chamber_n to_o meditate_v revenge_n upon_o this_o base_a fellow_n sir_n bellamour_n to_o slight_a proffer_a caress_n be_v a_o injury_n that_o a_o woman_n be_v never_o able_a to_o forgive_v exit_fw-la nib_n and_o i_o shall_v take_v care_n to_o blunt_v the_o edge_n of_o your_o malice_n on_o this_o occasion_n i_o will_v promise_v you_o enter_v nickycrack_n nick._n ha_o ha_o ha_o yonder_o be_v my_o lord_n march_v up_o into_o the_o city_n to_o quell_v the_o mob_n forsooth_o nib_n have_v i_o manage_v this_o project_n rare_o i_o have_v send_v his_o lordship_n on_o this_o fool_n errand_n so_o that_o my_o generous_a friend_n sir_n bellamour_n may_v have_v the_o great_a freedom_n to_o prosecute_v his_o amour_n with_o ophelia_n nick._n i'faith_o it_o be_v well_o contrive_v and_o i_o will_v assist_v thou_o in_o any_o thing_n with_o all_o my_o heart_n girl_n nib_n come_v along_o then_o exeunt_fw-la enter_v minx_n and_o doll_n minx_n now_o doll_n i_o be_o a_o little_a at_o ease_n my_o settlement_n be_v not_o only_o a_o sufficient_a maintenance_n for_o myself_o but_o for_o any_o spark_n that_o i_o shall_v best_a fancy_n so_o that_o i_o may_v now_o when_o i_o think_v fit_a turn_v honest_a with_o a_o safe_a conscience_n doll_n and_o your_o humble_a servant_n country_n doll_n here_o be_v jump_v into_o preferment_n apace_o in_o the_o first_o place_n i_o be_o to_o be_v marry_v to_o superabundant_o nice_a mr._n prim_n and_o by_o that_o mean_v i_o shall_v forthwith_o commence_v gentlewoman_n and_o become_v acquaint_v with_o people_n of_o quality_n then_o no_o doubt_n upon_o the_o discovery_n of_o some_o private_a qualification_n that_o i_o be_o mistress_n of_o i_o shall_v soon_o be_v resort_v to_o by_o the_o great_a man_n in_o the_o kingdom_n madam_n shall_v i_o beg_v a_o small_a favour_n at_o your_o ladyship_n hand_n say_v one_o lord._n it_o lie_v in_o your_o ladyship_n power_n to_o relieve_v a_o person_n in_o very_o great_a distress_n say_v another_o lord_n oh_o how_o i_o will_v bristle_v when_o they_o come_v cringe_v to_o i_o for_o a_o cast_n of_o my_o function_n minx_n gad_n a_o mercy_n doll_n doll_n but_o what_o have_v you_o do_v madam_n with_o sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n certain_o he_o be_v not_o to_o be_v neglect_v till_o he_o be_v a_o little_a better_o fleece_v minx_n hang_v he_o a_o old_a riveled_a skin_n impotent_a cur_n a_o bundle_n of_o dry_a kex_n will_v be_v a_o better_a bed_n fellow_n doll_n what_o the_o devil_n signify_v his_o carcase_n so_o his_o purse_n be_v but_o prolific_a minx_n well_o doll_n i_o will_v free_o remit_v both_o his_o carcase_n and_o purse_n too_o into_o your_o hand_n manage_v he_o as_o you_o think_v convenient_a you_o may_v easy_o contrive_v to_o personate_v i_o there_o be_v no_o danger_n that_o he_o can_v make_v any_o discovery_n of_o the_o cheat_n doll_n i'faith_o then_o i_o will_v about_o it_o immediate_o i_o will_v go_v send_v he_o a_o challenge_n in_o your_o name_n appoint_v some_o convenient_a place_n and_o shall_v he_o prove_v backward_o and_o refuse_v to_o bleed_v free_o i_o will_v first_o rifle_v the_o old_a rogue_n then_o beat_v he_o into_o better_a manner_n i_o know_v he_o carry_v two_o or_o three_o hundred_o piece_n always_o about_o he_o and_o i_o will_v rip_v the_o very_a wasteband_n of_o his_o breeches_n for_o he_o but_o i_o will_v find_v it_o out_o such_o a_o sum_n as_o that_o will_v furnish_v i_o a_o small_a secret_a apartment_n with_o a_o indian_a pallet-bed_n and_o a_o large_a glass_n at_o the_o head_n on_o it_o a_o set_v of_o dutch_a nudity_n a_o silver_n chocolate_a pot_n and_o a_o punch_n bowl_n and_o some_o other_o pretty_a utensil_n that_o be_v absolute_o necessary_a for_o one_o of_o my_o employ_v minx_n ha_o ha_o i_o fancy_v doll_n thou_o will_v become_v thy_o promotion_n very_o well_o indeed_o thou_o have_v something_o in_o thy_o face_n that_o look_v very_o reverend_a doll_n nay_o i_o be_o confident_a i_o shall_v be_v as_o punctual_a in_o all_o the_o formality_n of_o my_o call_v as_o any_o body_n i_o can_v double_v my_o chin_n pout_v out_o a_o wanton_a lip_n wag_v the_o head_n and_o tip_v the_o wink_n as_o well_o as_o ever_o a_o stand_a bawd_n in_o christendom_n minx_n o_o rare_a madam_n dorothy_n doll_n well_o madam_n with_o your_o leave_n i_o will_v now_o go_v look_n after_o sir_n wealthy_a plainder_n and_o manage_v that_o affair_n minx_n do_v so_o doll_n and_o i_o will_v go_v see_v how_o my_o sister_n thoroshift_n go_v on_o in_o her_o business_n exeunt_fw-la scene_z changes_z to_o the_o garden_n by_o moonlight_n enter_v sir_n bellamour_n blunt._n sir_n bell._n yonder_o be_v the_o arbour_n that_o trusty_a nib_n promise_v to_o decoy_n ophelia_n too_o it_o be_v to_o be_v hope_v that_o the_o serenity_n of_o the_o night_n and_o the_o sweetness_n of_o the_o place_n may_v so_o becalm_v her_o bosom_n that_o it_o will_v be_v the_o more_o susceptible_a of_o the_o soft_a inspiration_n of_o love_n go_v into_o the_o arbour_n enter_v sir_n wealthy_n plainder_n with_o a_o small_a trunk_n sir_n bell._n peep_v out_o of_o the_o arbour_n sir_n weal_n so_o under_o this_o bench_n will_v i_o conceal_v my_o dear_a dear_a treasure_n here_o kiss_v and_o hug_v the_o trunk_n till_o the_o damn_a ravenous_a mob_n be_v quell_v sure_o no_o body_n see_v i_o but_o the_o moon_n yonder_o and_o a_o my_o conscience_n madam_n luna_n scorn_v to_o tell_v tale_n have_v she_o be_v a_o blab_n of_o her_o tongue_n the_o god_n will_v never_o have_v choose_v she_o out_o for_o a_o midwife_n so_o now_o i_o will_v to_o my_o minky_a and_o recreate_v the_o flesh_n a_o little_a i_o will_v make_v the_o young_a jade_n practise_v a_o thousand_o pretty_a dalliance_n she_o shall_v rub_v my_o ear_n clap_v my_o cheek_n scratch_v my_o knee_n and_o tickle_v i_o under_o the_o short_a rib_n e'faith_o i_o e_o e_o e_o i_o will_v show_v she_o how_o i_o will_v show_v she_o how_o present_o exit_fw-la sir_n bellamour_n blunt_n come_v out_o of_o the_o arbour_n sir_n bell._n a_o pox_n of_o thy_o damn_a lascivious_a hide_n for_o a_o old_a dote_a lecher_n however_o methinks_v this_o prove_v very_o lucky_a i_o may_v certain_o with_o all_o the_o justice_n in_o the_o world_n carry_v off_o this_o old_a villain_n belove_v wealth_n and_o so_o constitute_v myself_o trustee_n for_o the_o much_o wrong_a ophelia_n carry_v the_o trunk_n into_o the_o arbour_n enter_v ophelia_n and_o nib_n nib_n here_o be_v a_o lovely_a night_n madam_n the_o sky_n look_v clear_a and_o glorious_a the_o air_n be_v fresh_a and_o the_o bank_n be_v fragrant_a oph._n the_o night_n be_v pleasant_a indeed_o and_o the_o place_n agreeable_a nib_n and_o very_o suitable_a for_o love_n adventure_n be_v it_o not_o madam_n oph._n the_o truth_n on_o it_o be_v this_o may_v be_v a_o proper_a scene_n for_o some_o of_o the_o idle_a romantic_a story_n we_o meet_v withal_o in_o novel_n as_o when_o olimpia_n lie_v under_o the_o constraint_n of_o severe_a parent_n be_v whole_o debar_v the_o object_n of_o her_o affection_n restless_a in_o bed_n she_o slip_v on_o a_o loose_a garment_n take_v her_o lute_n and_o steal_v gentle_o forth_o into_o the_o garden_n where_o have_v burden_v the_o ambient_fw-la air_n with_o press_a sigh_n and_o long_o complain_v to_o the_o regardless_a plant_n at_o length_n the_o lovely_a nymph_n warble_n out_o some_o soft_a and_o kill_a word_n make_v of_o her_o absent_a swain_n celadon_n conceal_v in_o a_o adjacent_a arbour_n surprise_v with_o the_o unlooked_a for_o harmony_n rush_v out_o of_o his_o melancholy_a covert_n fling_v himself_o at_o the_o foot_n of_o his_o charm_a goddess_n and_o there_o expire_v in_o the_o high_a transport_v of_o a_o amorous_a passion_n she_o speak_v this_o slight_o as_o ridicul_v the_o matter_n nib_n and_o will_v not_o this_o madam_n look_v very_o pretty_o be_v it_o to_o be_v perform_v in_o reality_n pray_v let_v i_o beg_v of_o you_o to_o begin_v the_o story_n at_o the_o song_n and_o see_v how_o fate_n may_v order_v the_o consequence_n oph._n i_o will_v not_o deny_v you_o a_o song_n nib_n but_o i_o believe_v the_o story_n as_o you_o call_v it_o be_v like_a to_o begin_v and_o end_v with_o it_o song_n all_o thing_n seem_v deaf_a to_o my_o complaint_n in_o vain_a i_o roam_v the_o grove_n along_o hear_v