Goos: Marrie madam I can take tobacco now and I haue bought glow-wormes to kindle it withall better then all the burning glasses i th world Eug. Glowe-wormes sir Giles will they make it burne Goos. O od madam I feed am with nothing but fire a purpose I le be sworne they eat me fiue faggots a weeke in charcoale Tal Nay he has the strangest deuices Ladies that euer you heard I warrant ye Fur: That 's a strange deuice in deed my Lord Hip: But your sowing sir Gyles is a more gentlewoman-like qualitie I assure you Pen: O farr away for now seruant you neede neuer marrie you are both husband and wife your selfe Goos: Nay indeede mistris I wood faine marrie for all that and I le tell you my reason if you will Pen: Let 's heare it good seruant Goos: VVhy madam we haue a great match at foot-ball towards married men against batchellers the married men be al my friends so I wood faine marrie to take the married mens parts in truth Hip: The best reason for marriage that euer I heard sir Gyles Goos: I pray will you keepe my worke a little mistris I must needes straine a little courtsie in truth Exit Sir Gyles Hip: Gods my life I thought he was a little to blame Rud: Come come you heare not me dame Fur: VVell said sir Cut to her now we shall heare fresh courting Hip: A las sir Cut you are not worth the hearing euery bodie saies you cannot loue how soeuer you talke on 't Rud: Not loue dame slydd what argument woodst haue of my loue tro lett me looke as redde as scarlet a fore I see thee and when thou comst in sight if the sunne of thy bewtie doe not white me like a sheppards holland I am a Iewe to my Creator Hip. O excellent Rud. Let mee burst like a Tode if a frowne of thy browe has not turnd the verie heart in my bellie and made mee readie to bee hangd by the heeles for a fortnight to bring it to the right againe Hip. You shood haue hangd longer Sir Cut t is not right yet Rud. Zonnes bid me cut off the best lymme of my bodie for thy loue and I le lai 't in thy hand to proue it doost thinke I am no Christian haue I not a Soule to saue Hip. Yes t is to saue yet I warrant it and wil be while t is a soule if you vse this Fur. Excellent Courtship of all hands only my Captaines Courtshippe is not heard yet good madam giue him fauour to court you with his voyce Eug. What shood he Court me with all else my Lord Mom. VVhy I hope madam there be other things to Court Ladies withall besides voyces Fur. I meane with an audible sweete song madam Eug. VVith all my heart my Lorde if I shall bee so much in debted to him Foul. Nay I will be indebted to your eares Ladie for hearing me sound musicke Fur. VVell done Captaine proue as it wil now Enter Messenger Me. My Lord Doctor Versey the Physitian is come to see master Clarence Mom. Light and attend him to him presently Fur. To master Clarence what is your friend sicke Mom. Exceeding sicke Ta. I am exceeding sorrie King Neuer was sorrow worthier bestowed Then for the ill state of so good a man Pen. Alas poore gentleman good my Lord le ts see him Mom. Thankes gentle Ladie but my friend is loth To trouble Ladies since he cannot quitt them With any thing he hath that they respect Hip. Respect my Lord I wood hold such a man In more respect then any Emperor For he cood make me Empresse of my selfe And in mine owne rule comprehend the world Mom. How now young dame what so inspird This speech hath siluer haires and reuerence asks And soner shall haue dutie done of me Then any pompe in temperall Emperie Hip. Good madam get my Lord to let vs greet him Eug. Alas we shall but wrong and trouble him His Contemplations greet him with most welcome Fur. I neuer knew a man of so sweet a temper So soft and humble of so high a Spirit Mom. Alas my noble Lord he is not rich Nor titles hath nor in his tender cheekes The standing lake of Impudence corrupts Hath nought in all the world nor nought wood haue To grace him in the prostituted light But if a man wood consort with a Soule VVhere all mans Sea of gall and bitternes Is quite evaporate with hir holy flames And in whose powers a Doue-like Innocence Fosters her owne deserts and life and death Runnes hand in hand before them All the Skies Cleere and transparent to her piercing eyes Then wood my friend be something but till then A Cipher nothing or the worst of men Foul. Sweet Lord le ts goe visit him Enter Gooscappe Goos. Pray good my Lord what 's that you talke on Mom. Are you come from your necessarie busines Sir Gyles we talke of the visiting of my sicke friend Clarence Goos. O good my Lord le ts visit him cause I knowe his brother Hip. Know his brother nay then Count doe not denie him Goos. Pray my Lord whether was eldest he or his elder brother Mom. O! the younger brother eldest while you liue Sir Gyles Goos. I say so still my Lord but I am so borne down with truth as neuer any knight i th world was I thinke Ta. A man wood thinke he speakes simplie now but indeed it is in the will of the parents to make which child they will youngest or eldest For often we see the younger inherite wherein he is eldest Eug. Your Logicall wit my Lorde is able to make any thing good Mom. VVell come sweet Lords Ladies let vs spend The time till supper-time with some such sights As my poore house is furnished withall Pictures and Iewels of which implements It may be I haue some wil please you much Goos. Sweet Lord le ts see them Exeunt Enter Clarence and Doctor Do. I thinke your disease Sir be rather of the mind then the bodie Cla. Be there diseases of the mind Doctor Do. No question Sir euen as there be of the bodie Cla. And cures for them too Do. And cures for them too but not by Phisick Cla. You will haue their deseases greifes wil ye not Do. Yes oftentimes Cla. And doe not greifes euer rise out of passions Do. Euermore Cla. And doe not passions proceed from corporall distempers Do. Not the passions of the mind for the mind many times is sicke when the bodie is healthfull Cla. But is not the mindes-sicknes of power to make the bodie sicke Do. In time certaine Cla. And the bodies ill affections able to infect the mind Do. No question Cla. Then if there bee such a naturall commerce of Powers betwixt them that the ill estate of the one offends the other why shood not the medicines for one cure the other Do. Yet it will not you see Heimihi quod nullus amor est medicabilis herbis
rather haue suffer'd an alteration of my being then of your Iudgement but deere neece for your owne honour sake repaire it instantly Enter Hippolita Penelope Jack Will See heere comes the Ladies make an Aprill day one deare loue and be sodainely cheerefull God saue you more then faire Ladies I am glad your come for my busines will haue me gone presently Hip. VVhy my Lord Momford I say wil you goe before dinner Mom. No remedie sweete Bewties for which rudenesse I lay my hands thus lowe for your pardons Pen. O Courteous Lord Momford Mom. Neece Mens estquae sola quietes Sola facit claros mentemque honoribus ornat exit Eug Verus honos Iuuat at mendax infamia terret Mon. Mine owne deare nephew Cla. VVhat successe my Lord Mom. Excellent excellent come I le tell thee all exeunt Hip. Doe you heare madam how our youthes here haue guld our three suiters Eug not I Ladie I hope our suiters are no fit meat for our Pages Pe. No madam but they are fit sawce for anie mans meat I le warrant them Eug. VVhat 's the matter Hippolita Hip They haue sent the knightes to Barnet madam this frostie morning to meete vs their Efug. I' st true youths are knights fit subiects for your knaueries Wil. Pray pardon vs madam we would be glad to please anie body Iac. I indeed madam and we were sure we pleas'd thē highly to tell thē you were desirous of their companie Hip. O t was good Eugenia their liuers were too hot you know and for temper sake they must needes haue a cooling carde plaid vpon them Wil. And besides madam we wood haue them knowe that your two little Pages which are lesse by halfe then two leaues haue more learning in them then is in all their three volumnes Ia. I faith Will and putt their great pagicall index to them too Hip. But how will ye excuse your abuses wags Will We doubt not madam but if it please your Ladiship to put vp their abuses Ia. Trusting they are not so deere to you but you may Will Wee shall make them gladly furnishe their pockets with them Hip. VVell children and foules agree as you will and let the world knowe now women haue nothing to doe with you Pe. Come madam I thinke your dinner bee almost readie Enter Tales Kingcob Hip. And see here are two honorable guestes for you the Lord Tales and Sir Cutberd Kingcob Ta. Lacke you any guests madam Eu. I my Lord such guests as you Hip There 's as common an answere as yours was a question my Lord King VVhy al things shood be cōmon betwixt Lords and Ladies you know Pen. Indeed Sir Kuttberd Bingcob I haue heard you are either of the familie of Loue or of no religion at all Eug. Hee may well be said to be of the family of Loue he does so flowe in the loues of poore ouerthrowne Ladies King You speake of that I wood doe madam but in earnest I am now suing for a newe mistres looke in my hand sweet Ladie and tell mee what fortune I shall haue with her Eug. Doe you thinke me a witch Sir Cutberd King Pardon mee Madam but I know you to bee learnd in all thinges Eug. Come on le ts see Hip. He does you a speciall fauour Ladie to giue you his open hand for t is commonly shut they say King VVhat find you in it madam Eug. Shut it now and I le tell yee King VVhat now Ladie Eug. Y 'aue the worst hand that euer I saw knight haue when t is open one can find nothing in it and when t is shutt one can get nothing out on t King The age of letting goe is past madam wee must not now let goe but strike vp mens heeles and take am as they fall Eug. A good Cornish principle belieue it Sir Cuttberd Tales But I pray tell me Ladie Penelope how entertaine you the loue of my Cosen Sir Gyles Goosecappe Pene. Are the Goosecaps a kin to you my Lord Ta. Euen in the first degree madam And Sir Gyles I can tell ye tho he seeme something simple is composd of as many good parts as any knight in England Hip, He shood be put vp for concealement then for he shewes none of them Pen. Are you able to reckon his good parts my Lord Ta. I le doe the best I can Ladie first hee daunces as comely and lightly as any man for vpon my honour I haue seene him daunce vpon Egges and a has not broken them Pen. Nor crackt them neither Ta. That I know not indeed I wood bee loath to lie though he be my kinsman to speake more then I know by him Eug. VVell forth my Lord Ta. He has an excelēt skil in al maner of perfumes if you bring him gloues fro fortie pence to forty Shillings a paire he will tell you the price of them to two pence Hip. A prettie sweet qualitie belieue me Tales Nay Ladie hee will perfume you gloues him selfe most dilicately and giue them the right Spanish Titillation Titillation what 's that my Lord Tal. VVhy Ladie t is a pretty kinde of terme newe come vp in perfuming which they call a Titillation Hip. Very well expounded my Lord forth with your kinsmans parts I pray Tal. Hee is the best Sempster of any woman in England and will worke you needle worke edgings and French purles from an Angell to foure Angells a yearde Eug. That 's pretious ware indeed Tal. He will worke you any flower to the life as like it as if it grewe in the verie place and being a delicate perfumer hee will giue it you his perfect and naturall sauor Hip. This is wonderful forth sweet Lord Tales Tal. He will make you flyes and wormes of all sortes most liuely and is now working a whole bed embrodred with nothing but glowe wormes whose lightes a has so perfectly done that you may goe to bed in the chamber doe any thing in the Chamber without a Candle Pene. Neuer trust me if it be not incredible forth my good Lord Tal. Hee is a most excellent Turner and will turne you wassel-bowles and posset Cuppes caru'd with Libberdes faces and Lyons heades with spoutes in their mouthes to let out the posset Ale most artificially Eug. Forth good Lord Tales Pene. Nay good my Lord no more you haue spoken for him thoroughly I warrant you Hip. I lay my life Cupid has shott my sister in loue with him out of your lipps my Lord Eug. VVel come in my Lords and take a bad dinner with me now and wee will all goe with you at night to a better supper with the Lord and Ladie Furnifall King Tale. VVe attend you honorable Ladies Exeunt ACTVS TERTII SCAeNA PRIMA Enter Rudesby Goosecappe Rud. Bullaker Bul. I Sir Rud. Ride and catch the Captaines horse Bul. So I doe Sir Rud. I wonder Sir Gyles you wood let him goe soe and not ride after him Goos. VVood I might neuer be mortall Sir