Selected quad for the lemma: lord_n
Text snippets containing the quad
ID |
Title |
Author |
Corrected Date of Publication (TCP Date of Publication) |
STC |
Words |
Pages |
A58993
|
Aut Helmont, aut asinus: or, St. George untrust being a full answer to his Smart scourge.
|
G. S.
|
1665
(1665)
|
Wing S23; ESTC R219782
|
13,568
|
30
|
Aut Helmont Aut Asinus OR St. George UNTRUST Being a Full Answer to his Smart Scourge LONDON Printed for R. Lowndes at the White Lion in S. Pauls Churchyard 1665. Honoured Doctor I Have lately read a scurrilous pamphlet in whiââ the Author doth endeavour to render your Pill trucââ lent and himself the onely Chymist and a Pediscque ãâã Helmont As to the first that he may make ãâã world believe he speaks truth he pretends knowledge ãâã each particular concrete that are Ingredients of yoââ Pill but in this he forgot the Adage Ne sutor ultâ crepidam for I having had the honour to be ãâã Southampton-house the 13. of June 1664. when yoâ calcin'd your powder for the composing your Pill beforâ Kings most excellent Majesty several Princes Lords Knights and Gentlemen am able to say he is mistakeâ in the foundation of the Composition and hath plaidthâ fool in earnest in writing against that he never understood but this Adage may be applied in his excuse Hominem experiri multa paupertas jubet To teâ you my mind in all that he hath done against you he hath imitated the Dog in Plutarch that spends his time iâ barking at the Moon being enraged more at her lighâ that offends his eyes than at the black spots she weareth ãâã but you are above whilest he is below making good the Adage Canes timidi vehementius latrant Next as to his Chymistry the Skinner in Walbrook sufficâently experimented it to the damage of 975 l. and loss of his life afterward with grief He can transmute metalls if you will believe him and yet is a pitiful Fellow or else he would not have been so often in prison for his cousenage insomuch that he is as well known in Newgate as most of the common Rascals Qui mendax idem furax Lastly his being the onely man understands and imitates Helmont Helmont was a very holy man ââtness his prayers his visions and his gifts and partiââlarly in pag. the 19. where he says Concidi in faâem dixi Domine ignosce si favor in proxiâum extra limites abripuit condona condona âomine indiscretae charitati meae nam tues radiâale bonum ipsiusmet bonitatis and so onwards and âwards the end of the chapter he says Et quem âominus Iesus vocaverit ad sapientiam ille non âlius venturus est And can the world be so blind as âo think this Sot is so called who accouuts it his glory by he Circean Charms of Liquor to be metamorphosed into a Spunge which is fit for little else but to suck in and spue out that will drink and vomit and vomit to drink again and so continue the sport making good the Adage Parthi quo plus biberent eo plus sitiunt A pretty Fellow and likely to be called by the Lord Jesus and Raphael to be bestowed on him It is confest he borrows Helmonts glorious names and imposeth them on his trifles but a Bristol-stone ãâã no more than a Bristol-stone although a fool says it is a Diamond and counterfeit pearls are but counterfeit though they may make a Fidlers daughter look like a German Princess And this is the condition of our pageant Helmont Aut Helmont aut Asinus And thus I leave him till he gives the next occasion to be flasht and rest Nov. 7. 1664. Your Friend G. S. To the ingenious and industrious Gent. Lionel Lockier Physician An Encomium upon his Universal Pill SIr when I view you in your panick Pill And see the throngs which unto you repair Some for their cure others with thanks your skill And blest successes whatsoever are The sentiments of others will subdue Vnbiass'd minds to give respect to you Should I design to celebrate the fame Of your admired Med'cine 't were in vain T' attempt that work in English sith your Name Hath overspread our Land and cross'd the Main And maugre all detraction will shine forth With the bright rays of its inherent worth What was 't acquir'd the Epithete of Wise To Socrates but that he did reduce To practice all the Sophies Theories And make their Speculations fit for use This Adjunct is your due who have the Art Spagyrick made good in the practick part B. M. To Mr. George St. concerning his Smart Scourge HOw turn'd a Beadle hold a blow sweet George A Sword and Lance becomes thee not a Scourge âar'st thou not look thy foe i' th' face but come ââst like a Cur to snap him by the bum ãâã rather have thee let Erratas pass ânpunished than shew thy self an Ass ãâã any fault in others works appears âis very fit that you pull in your ears âhat fury thus transports thee will 't avail ãâã bring a Birch to whip the Dragons tail âas this th' account on which you did decry âcarification and Phlebotomy ââSubolet Medico that like a Leech âou'd fetch the skin off and draw bloud from 's breech L. T. St. GEORGE VNTRVST PAssing the street in a melancholy muse my thoughts were suddenly disturbed with the obstreperous clamours of a poor Ballad-singer who went squeeking along before me Will you buy a smart scourge for a silly saucy fool come four a peny four a peny will you buy any smart scourges being a little curious to know what the import of this strange title was concluding the Author of it to be some Sexstone or City Dog-whipper I called after the poor Itinerant bookseller who very joyfully came but yet very sadly complaining that she had sold never a book that day I partly out of charity to the poor book Pedler partly to satisfie my own curiosity gave her four farthings for her four smart scourges concluding that though they were good for little else yet they might serve for tail-timber considering the Frontispiece a little better I found indeed that I had wronged the Author in imagining him to be a Dog-whiper whose rods I perceived were only ântended for the backs of Fools âut when I had a little considered his Pamphlet I âould not chuse but pitty the poor mans back and âhoulders concluding that if he were an Impartial Beadle sure his own poor hide must needs be miseâably tanned and tawed but my pity extending not only to the Beadle himself but likewise to the guilty delinquent whom he doth so unmercifully rib-roast I would needs know his name and his crime and his condition his name I find G. S. his condition a person of quality and his crime writing a Letter to the ingenious Gentleman Dr. Lockier in vindicating him from the calumnies of a cankered Momus But all this is not enough I must needs be acquainted with the smart scourger himself to who subscribeth himself G. S. the same with his Antagonist which at first glance made me imagine him some furious Don Quixot marching out with indignation to fight with his own shadow but I was soon undeceived when I saw the Philosopher by the fire side come sneakiâg out of the chimney corner where he