Sir Fran. No Sir no marrying to day Anto. How do I dream or hear this from Franâ—…isco Guil. How now Fellow what art 〈◊〉 Anto. The Husband of that proud disdainfull Woman Guil. Another word like that and thou art Anto. What Sir Fran. Oh hold hold my Lord Antonio I must tell you you 're uncivil Guil. Dost know dull Mortal that I am a Lord And Isabella my adopted Lady Anto. I beg your pardon Sir if it be so poor Mortals can but grieve in silence Guil. Alas poor Mortal Anto. But for you Francisco Fran. Ah dear Antonio I vow and swear I cannot chuse but weep to lose thee but my Daughter was born for a Lady and none can help their destinie Anto. And is it possible thou canst use me thus To Isa. Isa. Take away that little Fellow in pity of your life I dain to bid you withdraw and be safe Guil. D' ye hear hah this Lady has beg'd your life Anto. Beg'd my life Guil. Vile wretch darest thou retort Draws the Women hold him Fran. Oh! hold hold my noble son-in-law he shall doe any thing dear Antonio consider I was never Father to a Lord all daies of my life before my Lord be pacified my Daughter shall be a Lady Isa. For my sake spare him and be Friends with him as far as you may dain to be with a little Citizen Guil. Fellow I forgive thee here 's my hand to kiss in sign and token I am appeas'd Gives him his hand to kiss 't is all black Anto. A Pox of his honourable hand 't had like to have spoil'd all well since it must be so I am content Guil. So now peace is concluded on on all sides what shall we do to day besides eating and drinking in abundance for to morrow I shall get my self in order for my marriage Cla. What thinks your Honour of taking the air upon the Sea in a Gally a League or two Guil. With Fiddles Drums and Trumpets West-Phalia hams and Pigeons and the like Hey Rogues Scoundrels Dogs Isa. Ah how fine is every action of a great man Guil. Command a Gally to attend us presently you shall along old Boy To Fran. Fran. Alas I must stay at home with my Wife my Lord. Guil. A Wife have I a Mother-in-law too she must along with us and take a frisk no denial Enter Carlos Oh are you come Aside Car. Yes and thank thee for the best moment of my life hast thou contriv'd the Voyage then Guil. Take no care come haste on board our honour will not lose the Fresco of the morning Follow me Pages Pag. At your heels my Lord Exeunt ACT IV. SCENE I. Enter as a board the Ship Guilion Isabella Francisco Julia Antonio Clara Jacinta Pedro and his Wife Pages Guil. LAdyes and Gentlemen you are wellcome aboard Come put off to sea Rogues Scoundrells Tarpaulins to your business and then every man his Bottle hey Page Rogues where are my men Come spread the Table for we are very hungry Isa. Heav'ns what a peculiar Grace there is in every word that comes from the Mouth of a Cavalier Guil. By Mars the God of Love Pag. By Cupid Sir Aside to him Guil. Cupid Sirrah I say I 'll have it Mars there 's more Thunder in the sound I say by Mars these Gallies are pretty neat convenient Teniments but a I see ne'r a Chimney in 'em Pox on 't what have I to doe with a Chimney now Isa. He is a delicate fine person Jacinta but methinks he does not make Love enough to me Jac. Oh Madam Persons of his Quality never make Love in words the greatness of their Actions show their Passion Jac. Ay t is true all the little Fellows talk of love Guil. Come Ladyes sâ—…t Come Isabella you are Melancholy Page Fill my Lady a Beer-glass Isa. Ah Heav'ns a Beer-glass Guil. O your Vicountess never drinks under your Beer-glass your Citizens Wives simper and sip and will be drunk without doing Credit to the Treater but in their Closets they swinge it away whole Slashes i'faith and egad when a woman drinks by her self Glasses Come thick about your Gentle woman or your little Lady drinks half way and thinks in point of good manners she must leave some at the bottom but your true-bred Woman of Honour drinks all Supernaculum by 〈◊〉 Isa. What a misfortune it was that I shou'd not know this beâ—…ore but shou'd discover my want of so necessary a piece of grandure 〈◊〉 And nothing but being Fudled will redeem her Credit Guil. Come 〈◊〉 to old Boy thou art not merry what have we none that can give us a song Anto. Oh Sir we have an Artist aboard I 'll assure you Seignior 〈◊〉 shall I beg the favour of you to show your Skill 〈◊〉 Sir my Wife and I 'm at your service Guil. Friend what Language can you Sing 〈◊〉 Oh Sir your Singers speak all Languages Guil. Sayst thou so prethee then let 's have a touch of Heathen Greek Pet. That you shall Sir Sol la me fa sol c. Fran. Hum I think this is indeed Heathen Greek I 'm sure t is so to me Guil. Ay that may be but I understand every word on 't Fran. Good lack these Lords are very Learned men Pet. Now Sir you shall hear one of an other Language from my Wife and I. Sing a Dialogue in French Enter the Captain Cap. Well Gentlemen though the news be somthing unpleasant that I bring yet to Noble minds 't is sport and pastime Guil. Hah Fellow What 's that that 's sport and pastime to Noble minds Fran. Oh Lord no goodness I 'll warrant Capt. But Gentlemen pluck up your spirits be bold and resolute Fran. Oh Lord bold and resolute why what 's the matter Captain Capt. You are old Seignior and we expect no good from you but prayers to Heav'n Fran. Oh Lord Prayers to Heav'n Why I hope Captain we have no need to think of Heav'n Capt. At your own Peril be it then Seignior for the Turks are coming upon us Fran. Oh Lord Turks Turks Guil. Turks oh is that all Falls to 〈◊〉 Fran. All why they 'll make Eunuchs of us my Lord Eunuchs of us poor men and ly with all our Wives Guil. Shaw that 's nothing 't is good for the Voice how sweetly we shall sing ta la ta la la ta la c. Fran. Ay 't will make you sing another note I ll warrant you Enter a Seaman Sea For Heav'ns sake Sirs doe not stand Idle here Gentlemen if you wou'd save your lives draw and defend ' em Ex. Fran. Draw I never drew any thing in my life but my Purse and that most damnably against my will oh what shall I doe Enter Captain Cap. Ah my Lord they bear up briskly to us with a Fresh Gale and full Sails Fran. Oh dear Captain let 's tack-about and goe home again Cap. 'T is impossible to scape we must fight it out Fran. Fight it out oh
with hazard of my life Expence of Fortune or what 's dear to me Guz. And how wou'd you reward that politique head that shou'd contrive the means to bring this hansomly about not for an hour or a night but even as long as you please with freedom without the danger of venturing your honourable neck in showing feats of activitie three stories high with a Dagger in one hand and a Pistol in t'other like a Rope-dancer Car. But how thou talkest of impossibilities Anto. Dost think she 'll e'er consent to quit her Husband Guz. No Heaven forbid I am too good a Christian to par man and wife but being naturally inclin'd to works of Charity I will with one project I have in this noddle of mine make old Francisco a Cuckold accommodate my Lord and Julia serve you Sir and give our selves a good Scene of mirth Car. Thou amazests me Guz. If I doe 't not send me to the Galleys nay and so far cure the jealousie of the old Fellow that from a rigid suspicious troublesome Fool he shall become so tame and gentle a Husband that he shall desire you to favour him so much as to lie with his dear Wife Car. By what strange Witchcraft shall this be brought to pass Guz. E'n honest invention Sir good Faith listen and believe When he goes he certainly 〈◊〉 by Sea to save the charges of Mules Anto. Right I heard him say so in the 〈◊〉 that lies in the Port. Guz. Good there is a Galley also in the Harbour you lately took from the Turks habits too were taken in her enough to furnish out some forty or fifty as convenient Turks as a man wou'd wish at the Devil Car. Ah Rogue I begin to apprehend already Guz. Our Turkish Galley thus man'd I 'll put to Sea and about a League from Land with a sham-fight set on that of old Francisco take it make 'em all slaves clap the old Fellow under hatches and then you may deal with the fair slave his Wife as Adam did with Eve Car. I 'm ravisht with the thought Anto. But what will be the event of this Car. I will not look so far but stop at the dear Joys and Fear no Fate beyond ' em Guz. Nay with a little Cudgelling this dull Brain of mine I shall advance it Farther for the Jest sake as I take it Seignior Don Antonio you have a fine Villa within a Bow shot of this City belonging to your self Anto. I have with pleasant Gardens Grotto's Water-works Car. A most admirable Scene for Love and our designs Anto. 'T is yours Sir Guz. Then Sir when we have taken this old Fool on whom the grosest cheat wou'd pass much more this which shall carry so seeming a Truth in 't he being clapt under hatches in the Dark we 'll wind round a league or two at Sea turn in and Land at this Garden Sir of yours which we 'll pretend to be a Seraglio belonging to the Grand Seignior whither in this hot part o' th year he goes to Regale himself with his She Slaves Car. But the Distance of Place and Time allow not such a Falacie Guz. Why he never read in 's life knows neither Longitude nor Latitude and Constantinople may be in the midst of Spain for any thing he knows besides his Fear will give him little Leasure for thinking Anto. But how shall we doe with the Seamen of this other Gally Guz. There 's not above a Dozen besides the Slaves that are chain'd to the Oar and those Dozen a Pistoll a piece wou'd not onely make 'em assist in the Design but betray it in earnest to the Grand Seignior for them I 'll undertake the Master of it being Pier de 〈◊〉 your Fathers Old Servant Sir To Carlos Anto. But possibly his mind may alter upon the Arrival of this false Count of ours Car. No matter make sure of those Seamen however that they may be ready upon occasion Anto. 'T is high time for me that your Count were arriv'd for this Morning is destin'd the last of my Liberty Car. This Morning Come haste and dress me To Guzman Guzman where 's our Count Enter Guilion drest fine two great Pages and a little one following Guz. Coming to give you the good Morrow Sir And shew you how well he looks the Part. Car. Good day to your Lordship Bowing Guil. Morrow morrow friend Anto. My Lord your most humble servant Guil. Thank you friend thank you Page Boy what'st a Clock Sirrah Pag. About Eight my Lord. Anto. Your Lordship 's early up Guil. My stomach was up before me friend and I 'm damnable hungry 't is strange how a man's Appetite increases with his Greatness I 'll swinge it away now I 'm a Lord then I will wench without mercy I 'm Resolv'd to spare neither man Woman nor Child not I hey Rogues Rascalls Boys my Breakfast quickly Dogs let me see what shall I have now that 's Rare Pag. What will your Honour please to have Guil. A small rasher of delicate Bacon Sirrah of about a Pound or two with a small Morcel of bread round the Loaf d' ye hear quickly Slaves Anto. That 's grose meat Sir a pair of Quails or Guil. I thank you for that i'faith take your Don again an you please I 'll not be starv'd for nere a Don in Christiandom Anto. But you must study to refine your manners a little Guil. Manners you shall pardon me for that as if a Lord had not more privilege to be more sawey more rude impertinent slovenly and foolish than the rest of his Neighbours or man-kind Car. Ay ay 't is great Guil. Your sawey Rudeness in a Grandee is Freedom your Impertinence Wit your Sloven Careless and your Fool good Natur'd at least they shall pass so in me I 'll warrant yee Car. Well you have your full instructions your Baggage Bills and Letters from Octavio the Sivilian Merchant Guz. All all Sir are ready and his Lordship's breakfast waits Car. Which ended we advance Just when Aurora rose from Thetis Bed Where he had wanton'd a short Summer's night Harnest his bright hoov'd Horses to begin 〈◊〉 Gilded Course about the Firmament Out sallyed Don Guilelmo Roderigo de Chimeny swiperio and so forth Gad this Adventure of ours will be worthy to bâ—… sung in Heroick Rhime Dogerell before we have finnisht it Come Goes out Guil. Hey Rogues Rascalls Boys follow me just behind Exeum SCENE II. Enter Clara and Jacinâ—…a Jac. Nay I knâ—…w he wou'd be Civil Madam or I wou'd have born you company but neither my Mistress nor I Cou'd sleep one wink all night for fear of a Discovery in the Morning and to save the poor Gentleman a tumbling Cast from the window my Mistress just at day break fain'd her self wondrous sick I was call'd desir'd to goe to Seignior Spadillio's the Apothecary's at Next door for a Cordial and so he slipt out but the Story of this False Count pleases me extreamly and if
Guil. Her Eyes are Suns by Jove Car. Oh nothing is so ventrous as Love if it be true Guil. Or else two Morning Stars All other Beauties are but Soot to her Jul. But shou'd my husband Car. He 's safe for one dear half hour I 'll warrant you come Fran. Um my Wife here still must I begin to thunder Jul. Lord and you be so froward I 'll be gone Car. So her Husband kind heart lest she should be cruel has himself given me the dear opportunity Aside Be sure you keep the old Fellow in discourse a while Guil. Be you as sure to Cuckold him Ex. Car. and Jul. Old Fellow prethee what person of quality's that Fran. Person of quality alas my Lord 't is a silly Citizen's daughter Guil. A Citizen's what clod of earth cou'd bring forth such a 〈◊〉 Fran. Alas my Lord I am that clod of Earth and to Earth if you call it so she must return again for she 's to be married to a Citizen this Morning Guil. Oh! I am doubly wounded first with her harmonious eyes Who 've sir'd my heart to that degree No Chimney ever burnt like me Fair Lady suffer the Broom of my Affection to sweep all other Lovers from your heart Isa. Ah my Lord name it not I 'm this day to be married Guil. To day name me the Man Man did I say the Monster that dares lay claim to her I dain to love none answer me I 'll make him smoak by Vulcan and all the rest of the Goddesses Fran. Bless me what a furious thing this Love is Guil. By this bright sword that is so us'd to slaughter he dies old Fellow say the Poltroons name Draws Fran. Oh fearful alas dread Sir Isa. Ah! sheath your Sword and calm your generous Rage Guil. I cannot brook a Rival in my Love the rustling Pole of my affection is too strong to be resisted Runs raging up and down the Stage with his Sword in his hand Isa. I cannot think my Lord so mean a Beauty can so suddenly charm a heart so great as yours Guil. Oh! you 're mistaken as soon as I cast my eyes upon the full moon of your countenance I was struck blind and dumb Fran. Ay and deaf too I 'll be sworn he cou'd neither hear see nor understand this Love 's a miraculous thing Guil. And that minute the most renoun'd Don Guilelmo Roderigo de Chimeny-swiperio became your Galley slave I say no more 〈◊〉 that I do Love and I will Love and that if you are but half so willing as I I will dub you Vicountess de Chimeny Swiperio Isa. I am in Heaven ah I dye Jacinta How can I 〈◊〉 this that am so much unworthy Guil. I 'll doe 't say no more I 'll doe 't Fran. Doe 't but my Lord how and with what face can I put off Signior Antonio hum Guil. Antonio hay Pages give order that Antonio be instantly run through the Lunges d' ye hear Fran. Oh hold hold my Lord run through the Lungesâ—… Page It shall be done my Lord but what Antonio Guil. Why any Antonio all the Antonio's that you find in 〈◊〉 Fran. Oh what bloody minded Monsters these Lords are But my Lord I 'll ne'r give you the trouble of killing him I 'll put him off with a handsome compliment as thus Why look ye Friend Antonio the business is this my Daughter Isabella may marry a Lord and you may go fiddle Guil. Ay that 's civil and if he do not desist I 'll unpeople Spain but I 'll kill him for Madam I 'll tell you what happened to me in the Court of France there was a Lady in the Court in love with me she took a liking to my Person which I think you will confess Isa. To be thâ—… most accomplisht in the World Guil. I had some sixscore Rivals they all took snuff that iâ—… were angry at which I smil'd they were incensed at which I laught ha ha ha i'faith they rag'd I when I met ' â—…m Cockt thus en passant justled 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Overthrows Fran. They turn'd and frown'd thus I drew Frâ—…n What on all the sixscore my Lord Gâ—…il All all sa sa quoth I sa sa sa sa sa sa Fences him round the Stage Frâ—…n Hold hold my Lord I am none of the sixscore Guil. and run â—…em all through the body Fran. Oh Heavens and kild 'em all Guil. Not a man onely run 'em through the Body a little that 's all my two boys were by my Pages here Isa. Is it the fashion Sir to be attended by Pages so big Guil. Pages of honouâ—… always these were stinted at nurse or they had been good proper fellows Fran. I am so frighted with this relation that I must up to my Wifes Chamber for a little of that stong Cordial that recover'd her this morning Going out Guil. stays him Guil. Why I 'll tell you Sir what an odd sort of a wound I received in a duel the other day nay Ladies I 'll show it you in a very odd place in my back parts Goes to untuck his breeches the Ladies squeak Isa. Ah! Pag. Show a wound behind Sir the Ladies will think you are a Coward Guil. Peace Child peace the Ladies understand Dueling as little as my self but since you are so tender-hearted Ladies I 'll not show my wound but faith it spoil'd my dancing Page comes in Page My Lord now you talk of dancing here 's your baggage brought from a-board the Gally by your Sea-men who us'd to entertain you with their rustick sports Guil. Very well Sir with your permission I am resolv'd whether you will or no to give the Ladies some divertisement bid 'em come in nay Sir you stirr not Ex. Page 'T is for your delight Sir I doe 't for Sir you must understand a man if he have any thing in him Sir of Honour foâ—… the case Sir lies thus 't is not the business of an Army to droll upon an Enemy truth is every man loves a whole skin but 't was the fault of the best Statesâ—…man in Christendome to be loose in the hilts you conceive me Fran. Very well my Lord I 'll swear he 's a rare spoken man why what a Son-in-law shall I have I have a little business my Lord but I 'll wait on you presently Going out Guil. Sir there is nothing like your true Jest a thing once well done is twice done and I am the happiest man in the World in your alliance for Sir a Noble-man if he have any tollerable parts is a thing above the Vulgar oh here come the Dancers Enter Dancers Come sit down by me Fran. 'T is my duty to stand my Lord. Guil. Nay you shall sit They dance with Don. Enter Antonio Anto. Good day Sir I hope you will not chide my tardiness I have a little overslept my self and am asham'd to see my lovely Bride and all this worthy company attend But you fair Creature To Isabella Isa. No marrying to day
I 'm not able to indure it why what the Devil made me a shipâ—… board Ex. Captain Guil. Why where be these Turks Set me to 'em I 'll make 'em smoke dogs to dare attack a man of Quality Isa. Oh the insolence of these Turks do they know who 's Aboard For Heav'ns sake my Lord do not expose your Noble Person Guil. What not fight Not fight A Lord and not fight Shall I submit to Fetters and see my Mistress ravisht by any great Turk in Christiandom and not fight Isa. I 'd rather be ravisht a thousand times then you shou'd Venture your Person Seamen 〈◊〉 within Fran. Ay I dare swear Enter Seamen Sea Ah Sirs what mean you come on the Deck for shame Anto. My Lord let us not tamely fall there 's danger near Draws Guil. Ay Ay there 's never smoake but there 's some fire come let 's away ta la tan ta la la la c. 〈◊〉 Ex. singing and Antonio and Pet. Fran. A Pox of all Lords I say you must be Janting in 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 name and Gods dry Ground wou'd not serve your 〈◊〉 Shoot 〈◊〉 Oh how they Thunder What shall I do oh for some Auâ—… hole to thrust my Head into for I could never 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Noise 〈◊〉 Cannons oh 't is insupportable intoller 〈◊〉 and not to be 〈◊〉 Runing as mad about the stage 〈◊〉 Dear Father be not so frighted 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Ah Crocodile wou'd thou hadst wept thy Eyes out 〈◊〉 a 〈◊〉 that thou hadst never seen this Count then he 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 lovd thee and then we had never been invited 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 A noise of fighting 〈◊〉 Guilion Pet. and Antonio Driven in fighting by Guzman and other Turks Anto. Ah Sir the Turks have boarded us we re lost we re lost Fran. Oh I am slain I 'm slain Falls down Guil. Hold hold I say you are now in the presence of 〈◊〉 and 't is uncivil to fight before Ladies Guz. Yield then you are our slaves Guil. Slaves no Sir we 're slaves to none but the Ladies Offers to fight Isa. Oh hold rude man D' ye know whom you encounter Guz. What 's here one dead Looking on Francisco Fran. Oh Lord Guz. Or if he be not he 's old and past service we 'll kill the Christian Dog out of the way Fran. Oh hold hold I 'm no Christian Gentlemen but as 〈◊〉 a Heathen as your selves Guz. Bind him Streight neck and 〈◊〉 and Clap him under 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Oh 〈◊〉 him Sir look on his 〈◊〉 Age. Guz. For your sake Lady much may be done we 've need 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 women Gives her to some Turks that are by Fran. 〈◊〉 my Wife My Wife Ravisht oh I 'm dead Jul. Fear not my Dear I 'll rather dye than doe thee wrong Fran. Wou'd she wou'd quickly then there 's her honour sav'd and her ransome which is better Guz. Down with the 〈◊〉 Dog He 〈◊〉 And take the Ladies to several Cabins The Turks take hold of the Men Isa. Must we be parted then ah cruel 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Guil. Alas this separation's worse than death 〈◊〉 You possibly may see some Turkish Ladies that may insnare your heart and make you faithless 〈◊〉 I ah Heavens if ever I change my Love may I become 〈◊〉 and lose all hopes of Title or of Grandure Guil. But thou'd the 〈◊〉 Signior behold thy Beauty 〈◊〉 wou'dst dispise thine own dear hony Vicount to be a Sultana Isa. A Sultana what 's that Guil. Why 't is a she great 〈◊〉 a Queen of Turkey Isa. These dear expressions go to my heart Weeps And yet a Sultana is a tempting thing Aside smiling And you shall find your 〈◊〉 true though the Grand Signior wou'd lay his Crown at my 〈◊〉 wou'd he wou'd try me though Heavens to be Queen of Turkey Aside Guil. May I bâ—…lieve thee but when thou seest the difference alas I am but a Chimney hum nothing to a great Turk Isa. Is he so 〈◊〉 a thing oh that I 〈◊〉 a 〈◊〉 Great Turk Guz. Come come we can't attend your 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Jul. Alas and what shall we poor women doe 〈◊〉 Isa. We must e'en have patience Madam and be 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Ravisht Heavens forbid 〈◊〉 An please the Lord I 'll let my nails grow against 〈◊〉 direfull day Isa. And so will I for I 'm resolv'd none shall ravish me but the Great Turk Guz. Come Ladies you are Dishes to be serv'd up to the board of the Grand Signior Isa. Why will he eat us all Guz. A slice of each perhaps as he finds 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 〈◊〉 Isa. A slice uncivil Fellow as if this Beauty were for a bit and away Sir a word if you will do me the favour to recommend me to be first serv'd up to the Grand Signior I shall remember the civility when I am great Gâ—… Lady he is his own Carver a good word by the by or so will doe well and I am a Favorite Isa. Are you so here take this Jewâ—… in earnest of 〈◊〉 Favouâ—… 〈◊〉 him a Jewel Eâ—…unt all SCENE II. A Garden Enter Don Carlos and Lopez 〈◊〉 But why so near the Land by Heaven I saw each action 〈◊〉 the Fight from yonder grove of Jesemine And doubtless all beheld it from the Town 〈◊〉 The Captain Sir design'd it so and at the Harbour 〈◊〉 it out those two Galleys were purposely prepar'd to entertain the Count and the Ladies with the representation of a 〈◊〉 lest the noise of the Guns should Alarm the Town and taking 〈◊〉 for a real Fight shoud have sent out supplies and so have â—…in'd our designs Câ—…r Well have we all things in readiness 〈◊〉 All Sir alâ—… Enter Page 〈◊〉 My Lord a Baâ—…ge from the Gally is just arriv'd at the Garden Stairs Enter Guzman 〈◊〉 I 'll â—…tire then and fit me for my part of this 〈◊〉 Guz. My Lord you must retire they 're just bringing the old Gentleman a shore Car. 〈◊〉 how does he take his Captivity Guz. Take it Sir he has cast himself into a fit and has lain like one in a Trance this half hour t is impossible for him to â—…ak Sense this fortnight Ill secure his Reason a play-day for 〈◊〉 long at least your servants in Turkish habits are now his 〈◊〉 who will keep him safe enough from hindering your 〈◊〉 â—…ith 〈◊〉 Car. What ever you doe have a care you do not overfright the Coxcomb and make a Tragedy of our Comedy Guz. I 'll warrant you Sir mind you your Love affairs he 's coming in retire Sir Ex. Car. and Page and Lop. Enter some Turks with the Body of Francisco in Chains and lay him down on a Bank 1 Tu. Christian so ho ho Slave awake Rubbing and calling him Fran. Hah where am I my Wife my Wife where am I hah what are you Ghosts Devils Mutes no answer hah bound in chains Slaves where am I 1 Tu. They understand not your Language but I who am a Renigado Spaniard understand you when you speak civily which I advise
Isa. Oh Heavens and shall I be no Vicountess Guil. Not for me Fair Lady by Jupiter no no Queen 's much better Death affront a man of Honour a Vicount thaâ—… wou'd have took you to his Bed after half the Town had blown upon you without examining either Portion or Honesty and wou'd have took you for better for worse Death I 'll untile houses and demolish Chimneys But I 'll be reveng'd Draws and is going out Isa. Ah hold your anger 's just I must confess yet pardon the frailty of my Sexes vanity behold my tears that sue for pity to you She weeps he stands looking on her Guil. My Rage dissolves Isa. I ask but death or pity He weeps Guil. I cannot hold but if I shou'd forgive and marry you you wou'd be gadding after honour still longing to be a she Great Turk again Isa. Break not my heart with such suspicions of me Guil. And is it pure and tender Love for my Person And not for my glorious Titles Isa. Name not your Titles 't is your self I love Your amiable sweet and charming self And I cou'd almost wish you were not great To let you see my Love Guil. I am confirm'd 'T is no respect of Honour makes her weep Her Love 's the same shou'd I crie Chimney Sweep ACT V. SCENE I. A Garden Enter Francisco alone Fran. NOW am I afraid to walk in this Garden lâ—…st I shouâ—… spie my own natural Wife lying with the Great Turk in Fresco upon some of these fine â—…owry Banks and learning how to make Cuckolds in Turkey Enter Guzman and Jacinta 〈◊〉 Nay dear 〈◊〉 cast an eye of pity on me What deny the Vizer Bassa 〈◊〉 When you are honest Guzman again I 'll tell you a pieâ—… of my mind 〈◊〉 But opportunity will not be so kind to Guzman as to the Grand 〈◊〉 therefore dear Rogue let 's retire into these kind shades or if foolish Vertue be so squeamish and needless Râ—…ation so nice that Mr. Vicar must say Amen to the bargain there is an old lousey Fryer belonging to this Villa that will give us a cast of his office for I am a little impatient about this business Greatness having infus'd a certain itch in my blood which I fâ—…lt not whilst a common man Fran. Um Why what have we here 〈◊〉 Mrs. 〈◊〉 and the 〈◊〉 I hope the Jade will be Turkey 〈◊〉 with a vengeance and have Circumcision in abundance and the Devil shall ransom her for old Frâ—…ncisco 〈◊〉 Hah the old Gentleman Fran. What the Frolick is to go â—…ound I see you women have a happy time on 't 〈◊〉 Men that have kind Wives may be as happy you 'll 〈◊〉 the honour of being made a Cuckold Heaven be prais'd 〈◊〉 Ay Sir I thank ye pray under the Rose how 〈◊〉 my Wiâ—…e please his Grace the Great Turk 〈◊〉 Murmuring again thou Slave Fran. Who I O Lord Sir no not I why what hurt 〈◊〉 there in being a Cuckold Guz. Hurt Sirrah you shall be swing'd into a belief that it is an honour for the Great Turk to borrow your wife Fran. But for the Lender to pay Use-money is somewhat severe but see he comes bless me how grim he looks Enter Carlos Car. Come hither Slave why was it that I gave you Life dismist the fetters from your aged limbs Fran. For love of my Wife and 〈◊〉 please your Barbarousness Car. Gave you frâ—… leave to range the Palace round excepting my apartment onely Fran. Still for my Wives sake I say and 〈◊〉 like your Hideousness Car. And yet this Wife this most ungratefull Wife of 〈◊〉 again wou'd put your chains on expose your liâ—…e to dangers and new torments by a too stubborn vertue she doâ—… refuse my courtship and foolish is chast Fran. Alas what pity 's that 〈◊〉 I offer'd much lov'd much but all in vain Husband and Honour still was the reply Fran. Good lack that she shou'd have no more Grace before her eyes Car. But Slave behold these Mutes that fatal instrument of death behold too and in 'em read thy doom if this coy Wiâ—… of yours be not made flexible to my addresses Fran. Oh Heavens I make her Car. No more thy Fate is fix'd and here attend till he himself deliver his willing Wife into my arms 〈◊〉 attend and see it see it be 〈◊〉 To his Muâ—… then to Guz. Ex. Car. Guz. Go one of you and fetch the fair slave hither Ex. Turk Fran. I Pimp for my own Wife I hold the dore to my own Flesh and Blood O monstrum horrendum Guz. Nay doe 't and doe 't hansomly too not with a snivelling countenance as if you were compell'd to 't but with the face of authority and the awfull command of a Husband or thou dyest Enter Turk and Julia. Fran. My dear Julia you are a Fool my Love Jul. For what dear Husband Fran. I say a silly Fool to refuse the love of so Great a Turk why what a Pox makes you so coy Angrily Jul. How this from you Francisco Fran. Now does my heart begin to fail me and yâ—…t I shall ne'er indure strangling neither why am not I your Lord and Master hah Jul. Heavens Husband what wou'd you have me doe Fran. Have you doe why I wou'd have ye d' ye see t will not out why I wou'd have ye lie with the Sultan huswife I wonder how the Devil you have the face to refuse him so hansom so young a Lover come come let me hear no more of your coyness Mistress for if I do I shall be hang'd Aside The Great Turk's a most worthy Gentleman and therefore I advise you to doe as he advises you and the Devil take ye both Aside Jul. This from my Husband old Francisco he advise me to part with my dear Honouâ—… Fran. Rather than part with his dear Life I thank ye Aside Jul. Have you consider'd the Vertue of a Wife Fran. No but I have consider'd the neck of a Husband Aside Jul. Which Vertue before I 'll lose I 'll die a thousand deaths Fran. So will not I one a Pox of her Vertue these women are always vertuous in the wrong place Aside I say you shall be kind to the sweet Sultan Jul. And rob my Husband of his right Fran. Shaw exchange is no robbery Jul. And forsake my Vertue and make none Dear a Cuckold Fran. Shaw most of the Heroes of the world were so go prethee Hony go do me the favour to Cuckold me a little if not for Love for Charity Jul. Are you in earnest Fran. I am Jul. And wou'd it not diplease you Fran. I say no had it been Aquinius his Case to have sav'd the pinching of his Gullet he wou'd have been a Cuckold Aside Jul. Fear has made you mad oâ—… you 're bewitcht and I 'll leave you to recover your Wits again Going out Fran. Oh Gracious Wife leave me not in despair I am not mad no nor no moâ—…e bewitcht than I have been
Ceremony that may Compleat my Honour for the World no for Heav'ns sake let 's retire and Dub me presently Guil. Time enough time enough Isa. You love me not that can deny me this Guil. Love no we are Married now and people of our Quality never love after Marriage 't is not great Isa. Nay let 's retire and Compleat my Quality and you will find me Wife a of the Mode I 'll warrant you Guil. For once you have prevail'd Enter Francisco Fran. Whither away Isa. Onely to Consummate a little pray keep your distance She pulls of his hat Fran. Consummate Isa. Ay Sir that is to make me an absolute Vicountess we cannot stay farewell Guilion Leads her out Fran. Hum this Turkey Air has a notable Faculty where the women are all plaguie kind Enter Carlos and Julia. Car. By Heav'n each Moment makes me more your slave Fran. The business is done Jul. My husband Aside Car And all this constant love to old Francisco has but ingag'd me more Fran. Ha Love to me Aside Jul. Sir if this vertue be but reall in you how happy I shou'd be but you 'll relaps again and Tempt my vertue which if you doe Fran. I 'll warrant she wou'd kill her self Aside Jul. I shou'd be sure to yield In a soft tone to him Car. No thou hast made an absolute Conquest o'er me and if that Beauty tempt me every hour I shall be still the same I was the last Fran. Pray Heav'n he be John Enter 1 Turk 1 Turk Most Mighty Emperor a Messenger from Cadez has Letters for your Highness Car. Conduct him in in this retreat of ours we use no State Enter Guzman as himself gives Carlos Letters Guz. Don Carlos Governour of Cadez greets your Highness Car. reads High and Mighty For seven Christian Slaves taken lately by a Gally of yours we offer you twice the Number of Mahometans taken from you by us if this suffice not propose your Ransoms and they shall be paid by Don Carlos Governour of Cadez Know you this Carlos offers so fair for you Fran. Most Potent Lord I do and wonder at the Complement and yet I am not jealous I have so over act'd the Complesant Husband that I shall never fall into the other Extreme again Car. Go let the Christian Governour understand his Request is granted Guz. The slaves are ready Sir and a Gally to carry 〈◊〉 the Christians Jul. How shall we make this Governour amends Fran. I do even weep for joy alas I must leave it to 〈◊〉 Love Jul. To me Sir do you mock me Fran. Mock thee no I know thy vertue and will no 〈◊〉 be jealous beleive me Chickin I was an old Fool. Car. Your Wife is Chaste she overcame my unruly passion with her Prayers and Tears Enter 〈◊〉 at one door Clara Antonio Jacinta at another Isabellas Train carri'd up Fran. Rare News we are all free and ransom'd All 〈◊〉 well and the man has his Mare again 〈◊〉 You still forget your Duty and your distance Fran. A Pox of your troublesom Honour a man can't be overjoy'd in quiet for 't Enter Baltazer and Sebastian Seb. Sure I am not Mistaken this is the House of my Son Antonio Bal. Let it be whose house 't will I think the Devil 's broke loose in 't Seb. Or the Turks for I have yet met with ne'er a Christian thing in 't Fran. Hah Do I dream or is that my Father-in-law and Seignior Sebastian Anto. My Father here Car. Baltazer Aside Bal. Son 〈◊〉 why do you gaze on me so Fran. Bless me Sir are you taken by the great Turk too Bal. Taken Great Turk what do you mean Fran. Mean Sir why how the Devil came you into Turkey Bal. Sure 〈◊〉 has Crackt his Brains Frâ—…n Crack me no Cracks good Father mine am not 〈◊〉 a Slave in Turkey and is not this the Grand Seigniors Palace Car. So all will come out there 's no prevention Aside Seb. Some that are wiser answer us You Son are you infected too was not yesterday to abeen your Wedding day Anto. To day has done as well Sir I have onely chang'd Isabella for Clara. Seb. How Francisco have you juggled with me Fran. My Daughter 's a Lady Sir Bal. And you Mistress you have Marry'd Antonio and 〈◊〉 the Governour Cla. I thought him the fitter Match Sir and hope your Pardon Jul. We cannot scape Fran. But how came you hither Gentlemen and how durst you venture Seb. Whither Sir to my own Son's house is there such danger in coming a mile or two out of Cadez Fran. Is the Devil in you or me or both Am not I in the Possession of Turks and Insidels Bal. No Sir safe in Antonio Villa within a League of Cadez Fran. Why what a Pox is not this the Great Turk himself Bal. This Sir cry mercy my Lord 't is Don Carlos Sir the Governor Fran. The Governor the worst Great Turk of all so I am cozen'd most 〈◊〉 cheated why what a horrid Plot 's here carryed oâ—… to 〈◊〉 in Heretical Cuckoldom Car. 〈◊〉 Sir siâ—…ce you have found it out I 'll own my Passion Jul. 〈◊〉 iâ—… I have been kind you 〈◊〉 me 〈◊〉 nay Beg'd on your knees to give my self away Fran. Guilty guilty I confess but 't was to the Great Turk Mistress not Don Carlos Jul. And was the sin the greater Fran. No but the Honour was less Bal. Oh horrid What intreat his Wife to be a Whore Car. Sir your mistaken she was my Wife in 〈◊〉 of Heav'n before and I but Seiz'd my own Fran. Oh Sir she 's at your Service still Car. I thank you Sir and take her as my own Bal. Hold my Honour 's concern'd Fran. Not at all Father mine she 's my Wife my Lumber now and I hope I may dispose of my Goods and Chattels if he takes her we are upon equal terms for he makes himself my Cuckold as he has already made me his for if my memory fail me not we did once upon a time consummate as my Daughter has it Enter Guilion in his own dress crying Chimney-Sweep Guil. Chimney-sweep by your leave Gentlemen Anto. Whither away Sirrah Guil. What 's that to you Sir Anto. Not to me Sirrah who wou'd you speak with Guil. What 's that to you Sir why what a Pox may not a man speak with his own Lady and Wife Cla. Heavens his Wife to look for his Wife amongst Persons of Quality Car. Kick out the Rascal Guil. As soon as you please my Lord but let me take my Wife along with me Takes Isa. by the hand 〈◊〉 Faugh what means the Devil Guil. Devil 't was not long since you found me a humane creature within there Isa. Villain Dog help me to tear his eyes out Guil. What those eyes those lovely eyes that wounded you so deeply Fran. What 's the meaning of all this why what am I cozen'd and is my Daughter cozen'd Guil. Cozen'd why I 'm a man Sir Fran. The