or let her alone Keep her in private or let her be known 'T is all one 't is e'en all one A scurvy Tune as I hope to be a Grandee Nay if my Voice is broke my Heart will quickly followâ— Diego Dieg. My Lord Gov. I ever found thee faithful if the Spark does come follow exactly my Directions and all shall be well yet Dieg. Fear not me my Lord I 'd lose a Leg or an Arm at any time in your Honour's Service and never cry Oh! for 't Gov. Heark heark I think I hear a Noise Cry of Fire here Without a Cry of Murder and shutting Doors Enter Col. Peregrine his Sword drawn leaning upoâ— his Servant Col. Oh my Noble Lord I 'm ruin'd unless your Pity save me in England I in a Duel kill'd a Gentleman and his Friends have pursu'd me hither setting upon me Four at once Gov. Alas and welladay 't is sad indeed and you I warrant are wounded desperately Col. I fear to death oh oh Gov. Ah the dissembling Rogue it grieves me almost to disappoint him the Smock-fac'd Dog does it so cunningly aside Diego Dieg. Sir Gov. Diego get one of my able Surgeons to search the Wound Col. I thank you my Lord my own Servant has great Skill in Surgery I 'll trust him Gov. Diego carry this Gentleman to an Apartment near the Garden free from Noise I 'll send Tittup to visit ye by and by Col. Your Lordship 's all Goodness Exit Gov. And thou all Treachery Oh! the English whineing Dog how shall I punish him By the honour of Spain he deserves to be utterly disabl'd render'd wholly incapable But I 'll have Mercy in my Anger hang 't I have lov'd the handsom Whipster and he shall find it Enter Diego So have ye dispos'd of him as I order'd Dieg. Yes my Lord and whilst I was in the Chamber he groan'd as if his Heart were breaking But I had the Curiosity to stay a little at the Door and heard both laugh ready to burst â—â—'t please your Honour Gov. Please me not much in faith Diego but let me tell 'em had they fell into the hands of any other of our Nation their Mirth wou'd quickly ha' been spoil'd and their Whoring too adod Enter Servants hauling in Friar Andrew Serv. My Lord we have took the Ringleader that pursu'd the Noble English Colonel Gov. Good Boys Good Boys Well Sir And what are you Friar If you are a man of Authority as by your House and Port I guess you are I charge you do me Justice for by yonder blew Firmament and all those hated Stars that twinkl'd at my Brother's Murder I 'll flea that cursed Colonel Gov. Thou Hangdog begot in Lewdness and born in some Sink of Sin Son of a thousand Fathers and Maker and Contriver of Cuckolds without number I know thee for a Pimp Here Diego fasten upon one Whisker whilst I take t'other if they are fast I may alter my Opinionâ— They are reverend Whiskers I confess if not I proclaim thee a Pimp They pull and the Whiskers come off between 'em Fri. Oh mercy mercy I do own my Profession but good my Lord forgive me Gov. Ay that I will but I 'll punish thee first here carry him to the red Tower and let him have Two hundred Lashes till all Thoughts of Concupiscence either for himself or others be throughly mortified Fri. Hear me my Lord Gov. No away with him Fri. You must hear me I am a Priest I excommunicate ye else Gov. A Priest and a Pimp Oh Lord Fri. Why is that such a Wonder Dieg. Look my Lord here hang his Beads under hâ—s Clothes Fri. Now my Lord you are satisfied the Secular Arm can't punish me pray give me a Release Gov. Hold hold not so fast Take him and carry him to the next Abby just as he is and tell the Fathers what ye know Fri. 'T is well 't is no worse to deal with the Tribe let me alone they 'l judge my Frailties by their own Gov. Say ye so Beelzebub in his own Cloathing but I 'll be a Thorn in thy side I 'll warrant thee old Father Iniquity Serv. My Lord wâ—'ll set the Mob upon him that 's worse than all the Justices in Quorum Fri. I 'le Curse Excommunicate Purgatory ye Hang ye Damn ye Exit forc'd off Enter Governor's Lady Lady My â—eary Spywell tells me our dear Colonel 's wounded Gov. Oh most dangerously Tittup he has as many holes thro' him as a Jew's Cake Lady Alas then I fear he 's dead Gov. No no Nature has fram'd his Body for the purpose a Sword passes and repasses like a Jugler's Ball and no harm done Lady Cruel Deary you make a Jest â—n't but I 'le visit and comfort him Gov. Hold hold his Wounds are dressing You wou'd see him naked wou'd ye Lady Oh Gad not for the World Gov. Retire to your Chamber I 'le send for you when 't is convenient Lady I will Dear but pray take care of him Gov. Yes there shall be Care taken of him I promise ye A hopeful young Gentleman by the Honour of Spain Diego follow to my Closet there I 'le make thee sensible of my Design Exeunt Enter the Marchioness Elenora meeting Orada Elen Dear Orada bring'st thou Comfort or must I remove from Barcellona to Wilds and unfrequented Desarts impenetrable Castles and all the melancholy Mischiefs spritely Youth can fear Ora. I hope not Madam the Lord Camillus employs his Brain and all his busie Instruments for your deliverance Elen. Give me the Scheme of his Design that I may guess at the Success Ora. Madam my Lord. Enter the Marquess Elen. Take that thou impudent Performer of my Tyrant's Will Strikes her Ora. My Lord you see what I suffer for your Service Marq. But we 'll be so reveng'd Orada when we haâ—â— her wholly to our selves by Heaven I 'll bring that pamper'd Carcass down The Roses shall wither in her wanton Cheeks her Eyes whose hot Beams dart Fire grow dull and languid By all my Pangs of Jealousie I 'd rather clasp a Fiend than Doubting Sleep by such an Angel Elen. And 't is thy Doubts Old Man not I torment thee Our Sex like Water glides along pleasant and useful but if grasp'd by a too violent Hand unseen they slip away and prove the fruitless Labour vain Marq. To Waters Waves and Rocks most justly may you be campar'd but I want time to hold an Argument Prepare this Night for your remove I am fix'd your Jewels Equipage and all put up Elen. Let my Slaves take care of that What need have I of Jewels Ornaments or Dress condemn'd to Cells and everlasting Solitudes Enter a Servant Serv. My Lord a Country Fellow is very importunate to speak with you Marq. Bring him in Mistress you to your Chamber You hear the man's Business is with me Elen. May it prove a vexatious one I beseech Heaven Exit Enter Hidewell Marq. Oh my honest Fruiterer what brought
Exeunt Scene draws and discovers the Governor his Lady Collonel Peregrine several Gentlemen and Ladies A SONG I. ALas when Charming Sylvia's gone I sigh and think my self undone But when the lovely Nymph is here I 'm pleas'd yet grieve and hope yet fearâ— Thoughtless of all but her I rove Ah! tell me is not this to love II. Ah me what Power can move me so I dye with Grief when she must go But I revive at her return I smile I freeze I pant I burn Transports so sweet so strong so new Say Can they be to Friendship due III. Ah! no 't is Love 't is now too plain I feel I feel the pleasing Pain For who e'er saw bright Sylvia's Eyes But wish'd and long'd and was her Prize Godsâ— if the Truest must be blest Oh! let her be by me possest Collonel Peregrine and the Governor's Lady dance all the Time the Governor cries Ha boy Tittup Well done Tittup Ha boy Tittup Gov. The Dance done he goes to her You are hot you are hot Child Lady A little warm Gov. Well Tittup do but carry thy Body swimmingly Without tripping and we 'l begin a Reformation In Barcellona shall thou go thro' Spain The Ladies shall live like Cherubims But have a care Tittup have a care of a faux pas Lady Fear not Deary Gov. Come now let 's sit down and see the rest perform Let me have some lively Songs Collonel Peregrine goes to sit next the Governor's Lady Hold Friend hold I have not learnt so much Of your English Fashion yet to let another man Sit by my Wife and I decently keep at a distance Coll. I beg your Pardon Sir Gov. Nay no harm Sings If an old man has a beauteous Treasure Let her sing and dance and laugh without measure And then she 'l think of no other Pleasure Col. Your own Sir Gov. Ay ay Boy I have a Thousand of 'em In a day ex tempore Col. Is 't possible Gov. Come now I ha' done do you strike up Songs and Dances The Musick ended enter a Servant Serv. My Lord there is to wait on your Honour His Excellency the Duke Gonsalvo de Medina de Sidoni de Gov. Hold hold enough enough Where is he Serv. In the Hall of Ceremonies Gov. Gadso I must go to him sit you merry I 'll be with you presently Exeunt all but Collonel Peregrine the Lady and Spywell Lady Spywell stand at yonder Door and give me information as soon as ever my Lord comes up the great Stairs Spywell I will Madam Col. My Angel by Heaven I am raging mad Burnt up with violent Love Thy Shape Thy every Motion fires me but thy Eyes They set me in a Blaze Oh! I must dye Unless the Cordial of returning Kindness save me Lady Can you be so Ungenerous to wrong this noble Governor who is so fond of you and even dotes on me Col. He wrong'd thee more when he condemn'd thy lovely Youth to wither'd Sapless Arms. Can little foolish Tricks Of fondness make amends for Extasies Pantings The Joys unutterable of vigorous Love Lady I must not hear ye Col. You must you must I 'll kneeling fix Ten thousand Burning Kisses on thy Beauteous Hand And the little wanton God swims and revels in thy spritely Eyâ—s Lady Why am I fasten'd here too Rigorous Heaven Take from this wondrous Stranger his Conquering Charms Or give me more Insensibility Enter Spywell Spyw. Madam my Lord 's upon the Stairs Lady Away away mark what I say and keep up the Discourse Coll. This is but living upon the Rack You might contrive a better Opportunity Lady Peace and observe But are your Ladies then so free And yet so innocent in England Gov. peeping Gadso they are together tho' I am not jealous 't is convenient to hear a little what their Conversation is Coll. Chaster in their Thoughts than your Nuns yet merrier more frollicksome than your Carnavals Lady Very pleasant just so I wou'd live yet If a bold encourag'd Wretch once offer'd at my Honour I wou'd not stay to use my Husband's Sword but With my own Hands stab the vile Presumer Coll. You need not Madam talk of Weapons your Eyes Tho' they roul in Fire yet shoot chaste Beams And show your Heart as cold as Ice Gov. So so very very well by th' Mass How is 't my Ganymede o' the War who look'st Fitter to storm Hearts than Towns Yet igad you English Boys Fear not their pretty Faces but Fight like rugged Romans Or the old rough Gauls Coll. You compliment us my Lord. Gov. No faith I hate ' em Well Tittup are ye almost ready for your Dinner Lady When you please Deary Gov. I warrant the Marquess wou'd not let his Wife dine with us for the King of Spain's next Plate-Fleet Lady He has let me see her but once when I offer'd it again he plainly told me my Company was unfit for her rude Brute Coll. To us who have been bred otherwise it seems a Miracle That men can be so barbarous to the Fair Sex Gov. But I 'll set 'em an Example if Tittup holds her Ground Come along Sings Merrily merrily let 's pass our Time In Freedom Ioy and Plenty At Sixty appear but in our Prime Whilst the Thinking Sot is old at Twenty Exeunt ACT II. SCENE a Chamber Enter Elenora Marchioness of Moncada and Orada Elen. Dost think the Messenger got off Orada Or. Faith I know not Madam I thought I heard the Marquess's Voice as he went out The Fellow seem'd very cunning Elen. All his Policy but little would avail him If my Husband met him by Heaven 'T is kindly done of Count Camillus to leave his Wealth His Palaces and all the Pleasures of delightful Rome To follow wretched me to Barcellona I am a thing accurs'd by cruel Guardians For my Parents dy'd when I was young they wou'd not else Sure have forc'd me condemn'd to an old jealous Madman I saw his Follies and his Humors and I begg'd Like a poor Slave who views the Rack before him All in vain they were inexorable so may just Heaven Prove to them in their greatest need Or. This is a melancholy Thought Complaints won't break Locks we must set our Wits at work to free our selves I have search'd the Lodgings round but there 's no Passage an imprison'd Mouse could scarce escape Elen. But prithee dear Orada how got you in favour with my Lord He us'd to hate ye abominably Or. True and whilst he did so it was impossible for me To serve youâ— Ladiship So I wheel'd about Rail'd at you and all your Ways most heartily And immediately obtain'd his Grace Elen. Wou'd that do Or. Yes with a bantering Letter I show'd him pretending I had got it from you and a long Harangue how Wives ought to hear with their Husbands Ears see with their Eyes and make use of no sense without Permission In fine I ravish'd him with my Discourse till he threw those wither'd Sticks his
Tell him I am and long to kiss his Hands I like that Gentleman he appears brave Exit Servus And bold shou'd our Designs grow desperate I dare believe he would not scruple his Assistance Fri. Faith and troth I like him too he treats like an Emperor I din'd with him to day and he so gentilely so agreeably forc'd Flesh upon me that by St. Dominick I cou'd not refuâ—e him tho' 't is a strict Fast a horrible strict Fast as I hope to be an Abbot Then the obliging Toad has such a Waggish Eye I 'll pawn my â—eads a plaguy Dog for the Women and they are ever good-natur'd By his Holiness's Toe I love the Sex my self for all this dangling Robe and my foolish Vow of Chastity Cam. 'T is pity you were not a Knight-Errant the Church has robb'd the Ladies of a famous Adorer Fri. No faith my Lord I do 'em more Service in these Weeds I have sav'd many a desperate Soul Cam. How Fri. Thus in procuring them the full Possession of their Desires and that suâ—ely brought 'em to Repentance and you know what Repentance brings 'em to Hidew. Truly Father I shall grow angry with you for if once the Priests take up the Office of Procuring there will be no Bus'ness for a Lay-Pimp Cam. Peace the Collonel comes Enter Colonel Peregrine Col. I am your Lordship's humble Servant I have just had some Musick to complement me I am a great Lover of it if your Lordship is so we 'l have the Entertainment there Cam. Nothing can oblige me more Some Chairs there A Dialogue-Song and Dances at the time of the Dances Camillus and Peregrine seem in Discourse Hidew. If your Lordship pleases being in this Dress I will aim at a Jigg I danc'd thus once in a Masquerade Cam. Prithee do A Iigg by Hidewell A SONG Betwixt Mr. Leveridge a Spaniard and Mrs. Cross an English Lady He. FAirest Nymph that ever bless'd our Shore Let me those charming Eyes adore And fly no more and fly no more She. Spaniard thy Suit is all in vain I was born where Women reign And cannot brook the Laws of Spain He. For thee my Native Customs I 'll forgo Cut my black Locks and turn a Beau. She. E're I submit to be your Wife Listen to an English Husband's life With Sparks abroad I 'm every day Gracing the Gardens Park or Play Hearing all the pretty things they say Give and take Presents and when that 's done You thank the Beaux when I come home He. Oh! I now my Temper fear She. Oh! sigh not yet there 's more to hear At my Levy crowding Adorers stand Fix'd on my Eyes and grasping my white Hand All their Conrts and Oglings bent on me Not one regardful Look towards thee At this thou must be pleas'd or else not see He. Then we must part and I must die She. If thou art such a Fool what care I He. I cannot share thee so I am undone She. A wiser will supply thy Room Chorus Then we must part c. If thou art such a Fool c. I cannot share thee c. A wiser will supply c. Col. To the Singers and Dancers So well perform'd return to my Apartments I 'll be with ye presently Exeunt Cam. The odness of our Adventures surprize me Both our Mistrisses in the same House I hope 't will further our Designs Col. It must My Lord I have a Favour to beg That you wou'd lend me one of your Implements to morrow to manage a Plot I have in agitation Cam. Most willingly take your Choice Fri. I am at your Service Hidew. You are so forward Canonical Fornication-Broker I believe I am fittest for the Gentleman's Service Fri. Goodlack Upstart I help'd ye to my Lord and now ye are for engrossing all Bus'ness to your self Col. Nay I must have the most expert because the Case is difficult Fri. Well! I 'll not say much But here stands little Andrew who has undertook to bring a Smock-fac'd Cardinal to a Maddona secur'd with a Guard more numâ—rous than Argus's Eyes and more dreadful than the Dragon you wot of yet spite of massy Doors impenetrable Bolts and Italian Padlocks â—ffectâ—d it Hidew. Phough what 's that I have carried on an Amour for the Queen of Spain convey'd her Letters made up in Wax-Candles Love-Complaints writ in the inside of her Glove besides a Thousand other Contrivances you never dreamt of 'T is true at last the Fate of all Court-Pimps was mine I fell into Disgrace as that had rais'd me so it ruin'd me I lost a Coach and Six by my Profession And shall you pretend to Rival me Fri You lost why Sirrah Sirrah I tell thee if I had imploy'd my Parts in Church-Politicks in Tricks of Priestcraft by this time I had been Pope But the bringing kind loving things together was dearer to me than the Tripple Crown And shall a Varlet contend with me Col. Gentlemen dispute no more I find either of you is qualified for my purpose My Noble Lord good Night if you want me on the least notice I am ready Exit Col. Cam. I thank you dear Neighbor good Night Hidewell take up the Ropes and come away Fri. Along Blunderbuss Hidew. I hope Father Peremptory before to morrow Morning you 'l stand in need of my Cunning to deliver that lov'd Carcass from some imminent Danger Fri. I defie thee and all thy shallow Imaginations Cam. Leave jangling and make haste Exeunt SCENE a Palace Enter the Marquess Orada following him Ora. My Lord I have a Thousand things of greater consequence to say Pray return Marq. Dear Orada by and by I must see where my Devil of a Wife is Ora. You know she cannot pass the Lodgings perhaps she 's at her Devotions Marq. No she 's too foul to Pray Ora. Taking him by the Arm But my Lord as I was saying Marq. Flinging from her I 'll return immediately Ora. There 's no keeping this mad Fool out of his Wife's sight They must e'en to Bed whilst I parle with the Lover Enter Marquess pulling in Elenora Marq. So Gentlewoman I have caught ye How With your Head out at Window making your amorous Complaints Elen. I was almost stifled for want of her Sure you are not Jealous of the Trees and Stars They were my only Objects Marq. Oh Impudence did I not hear you say When will he come my Light my Life break thro' this Veil of Darkness and shoot with Rays of Comfort on me Ora. aside A duce of these thinking Minds so brimfull of Cogitations they must run over Elen. I knew you behind me and therefore did it to torment ye Marq. It may be so but I sha'n't trust ye Come into the Bedchamber Orada do you School her I 'll watâ—h for your Light and Life my self Or. My Lord you had better go to Bed with her and then you 'll be secure Marq. No no in in Shuts 'em in and locks the Door Now for my
it Col. I own you generous but have not the Heart to thank you Gov. I tell ye once again your Absence will best express your Acknowledgment Col. Your Servant Gov. Oh your very humble Servant sweet Friend in a corner Now Diego help to equip me Exit Colonel Dieg. My Lord Gov. The Perruque the Perruque block oh how the amorous Rogue has perfum'd it the Pulvil Essence and Powder o'ercomes me Dieg. My Lord may I presume to tell ye your black Beard and that white Perruque look very disagreeable Gov. No matter the Curtains will hide that Now go to my Wife and tell her I am gone to the Castle to see the Guards reliev'd and shall sup there Tell her also I desire she wou'd visit the wounded Colonel in my absence Exit Diego Now I shall find if Tittup knew the bottom on 't and were consenting to this Roguery Throws himself on the Bed Enter his Lady and Spywell her Woman Lady Oh we are happy beyond what we cou'd expect my Husband sups at the Castle to night yet I tremble every Limb of me I swear I love this old Governor and nothing but this charming Englishman cou'd have tempted me to break my Vows Spyw. Madam you walk and talk you know not where you are in his Chamber Goes towards his Bed Lady My Love my Life wilt thou not meet me there is no further need of Counterfeiting Governor leaps up and snatches her Hand Gov. Ungrateful Tittup His Lady shriâ—king Ah! Gov. How couldst thou serve me so Lady Phogh I knew 't was you and did it on purpose to make you jealous Gov. A pies a pies no no you did not know 't was I I wou'd be deceiv'd but cannot Lady Oh what must I expect Gov. Diego first turn this Baggage out o' doors and d'ye hear Mistress if ye tattle of these Affairs I 'll have ye poyson'd else ye are free and safe Spyw. Madam farewell I can't excuse my self Lady Now my Turn's a coming Gov. Ah Tittup whither whither art thou fallen Lady crying No Deary not fallen I was but staggering and you caught me Deary Gov. For which I humbly conceive you wish me hang'd Deary Lady Indeed indeed Dâ—ary I 'm glad my Honour 's safe I never had an Inclination before and never will again if you forgive me Gov. I 'll take care you shall never have another Opportunity your back Apartments must be your Prison and an old Dovegna your Companion till Timâ— and Age have wrought off your loose Desires No more â—oity toity no more appearing at Windows dining at Deary's Table and dancing after it for Digesâ—ion I say Tittup all these Vanities must be forgotten Lady Oh! stab me first Let me not be a May-game to all my Servants who by my Confinement wou'd guess at my Disgrace You us'd to swear you lov'd your Tittup I never did a Fault before but what a Frown might punish Now let me experience your boasâ—ed Fondness and take me to your Heart with kind relenting smiles else leave me distracted on the Earth in endless fears bemoaning my Indiscretion and your Cruelty Gov. aside I feel I begin to mollifie To her Oh Tittup Tittup Thou hâ—â—t been a Baggage a very Baggage by the Honour of Spain Lady I confess I have been frail But I will be forgiven so I will I 'll hang about thy Neck nor leave the dear Place 'till my Pardon 's sign'd Gov. What! Give you again your Freedom to see another Colonel and be again betray'd Lady No there is not such another Colonel Gov. How Tittup Lady Not such a Tempter such a Seducer I meant Gov. Thou pretty Epitome of Womans weakness I dare not trust thee Tittup you must retire Lady Do lock me up and next moment you are gone I 'll hang my self in my own Garters so I will Can you behold your Tittup hang'd her Eyes gogling her Mouth you have buss'd so often gaping and her Legs dangling three Yards above Ground This is the Sight you must expect Gov. Oh! I can't bear the thoughts on 't Stand farther off farther yet that I may rush upon thee with all the vigour of Sixteen and clasp thee from such a Danger Thou resistless Ruler of a doting fond old Fool Here I forgive thee but if after this I catch ye staggering expect no Mercy Lady By the new Joys your returning Kindness brings me I 'll die first Gov. The World may blame my Conduct but then they know not Tittup's Charms the Power of her Eyes and Pleasure of her Arms. I cannot raise my Voice to sing yet hum No Gad zooks ' twon't do Lady Henceforth Good Humour shall supply thy want of Youth You shall be always kind I full of Truth Exeunt hugging SCENE a Hall Enter Elenora and Orada Elen. Do we succeed my dear Orada Ora. Beyond expectation Madam within some moments you are in Camillus's Arms. Hidewell is gone for a well-appointed Litter which wheels but round whilst Hidewell plays Tricks with my Lord and then carries you to the English Embassador's Elen. Now my Desires are so near fulfilling I begin to fear 'em yet I know Camillus is Honourable Ora. All 's Honourable Tâ—e House is Honourable the Lady Honourable Fear nothing but in and Pray for our Success I think I hear my Lord You must be sure to seem very unwilling Elen. I 'll warrant ye Exit Enter the Marquess Marq. Is your Lady ready Ora. Yes my Lord. But good Lord what a life have I had with her I believe she has thrown Fifty things at my Head She swears she won't go like a Thief in the Night Marq. Oh! when the Litter comes we 'll do well enough for that I 'll make her go or leave her dead upon the place Dost thou think none of the Servants perceive our Preparations at this Back-door Ora. My Lord there 's no Danger 't is so far through the Gardens and now we have these Apartments their People never come at ' em Enter Hidewell Marq. Here comes my trusty Fellow well hast go a Litter Hide Ay and by th' Mâ—ss an able one too I worn ye Mon afore day we be past whistling after Ora. Friend you never talk'd to a Lord in your life I suppose Marq. Pho pho 't is all well Is the Horse for me ready too Hide Just by the Litter my Lord my Lord i â—ackens it saunds rarely Marq. Call Elenora Ora. I will ventâ—re but Heavens how I shall be us'd Exit and Re-enter with Elenora Nay Mâ—dam 't is in vain disputing it for you must and shall Hide A vine Dame by th' Mess Elen. Commanded by my Slave Monster whither dost thou intend to have me at this dead hour of Night to Death I hope Marq. To Death if you resist Orada hall her along Ora. I think I do pull her I believe her Arm will come off Hide Why law ye Mistress dan't be so veard Ye shall come to no hort I have had vine Vokes in
my Litter ' vore naw Elen. Away Fool leave halling me I will go thou crâ—el Devil Marq. Come I 'll see her in the Litter and then take Horse Exeunt Re-enter Marquess and Hidewell Marq. Sirrah Sirrah where 's my Horse Hide My Lord mâ— Lord Marq. Sot Dunce my Horse Hide Why a why a I ty'd him to the Pales and t is so waundy dark without I cannot find him Marq. Fly and search Bid the Litter go softly I 'll oretake ' em Hide I 'm gone I 'm gone Comes back My Lord must I bring him hither Marq. Eternal Fool Call to me and I 'll come out Hide stopping Udsookers ' ch'am zummat a veard Marq. This Fellow will make me mad Beast will ye stir Hide Ch'ave heard Vokes talk of Ghosts zo I have about the Park Pales Marq. â—ascal I 'll make a Ghost o' thee if thou dost not go or direct me where my Horse is Hide I run I run Exit The Marquess following him Hidewell crosses the Stage running the Marquess within cries Where are ye Hide I 'll lead him a Dance Here here Exit Within Here here Marq. A Pox where The Marquess Entring Oh! the Devil I can't wag a step further I have lost sight of him and the Litter and am lam'd into the Bargain I hope Orada observ'd my Directions for the Road The Pass I gave 'em lets 'em through the City Gates If this Fool wou'd come once I shou'd soon overtake ' em Numps Fool Are ye coming Hidewell within O Lard O Lard ch'am an undone Mon Gh'am an undone Mon Marq. What 's the matter Enter Hidewell leaning on his Stick as soon as he comes in he falls down and roars out Hide Oh! Oh! Oh! Marq. What ails the Fellow Where 's my Horse Hide A Murâ—ain a Plaâ—ue take your Horse ch'am maim'd for ever For getting up to make haste he has thrown me and broke my Leg. Oh my poor Wife and Children they must to the Parish Then Margery how she 'll take on for to zay truth I lov'd her better than my Wife Oh! Oh! Oh! Marq. The Devil take thee and all thy Family for an unlucky Dog I see I must call up my Servants at last Exit Hidewell getting up Farewel sweet Signior for by this time your Lady 's in safe Hands Exit hastily singing Enter the Marquess Marq. Pedro Olonzo Valasco Pedro. Did you call my Lord Marq. Yes A Fellow has broke his Leg You must wake Monsier Cureclap my Fâ—ench Surgeon and Olonzo give Orders to my Grooms this moment to prepare two Horses Valasco shall go with me Pedro. My Lord what Fellow Where is he Why here 's no body Marq. looking about Gone Hell and Furies A Plot upon my Honour my Life my Wife my Estate Murder Murder Saddle all my Horses get what Friends Money will purchase search every Road my Estate my Wifeâ— Hell and Damnation Enter Governour with a Letter in his hand His Lady Diego and Servants Gov. So the Cry's up agen but Heaven be thanked 't is almost over now What 's the matter my Lord Marquess Marq. Ruin'd undone for ever My Wife 's Run away Lady How Run away That 's worse than I Deary Gov. I know not 'T is according as you prove Tittup Aâ— bad Wife 's better lost than found Lady Unkind Deary Marq. My Lord burying all Animosities I beg you wou'd assist me now I shall run mad my Wife nay more a great Estate lost lost Gov. My Lord you must be pacify'd I 've ill News to tell you there 's a Letter sent me from Rome by the Cardinal Patron of Spain that you stole a Young Lady firmly contracted to a Noble Roman Count Also His Majesty's Order to put the Lady in a Monastery till your Cause is try'd Marq. I 'll Hang my self I 'll Drown my self I 'll Bury my self alive Dogs Whelps get me Cords Knives Poyson Sword and Fire Exit Raving Gov. The Man 's distracted Diego after and perswade him Lady 'T is a just Judgment on him Deary for being so Jealous Gov. Ay Tittup when Women never give any cause you know Tittup Lady Hump Enter a Gentleman Gent. Sir my Lord Camillus â— sends to give you an Account that he expects the Lady Elenora at the English Embassador's He hears by an Express your Honour has Orders from the King relating to her to which he willingly submits Gov. An honest Lad by the Honour of Spain Tell him Friend I 'll wait on him immediately at the Embassador's Lady Deary Exit Gentleman Gov. What now That begging look's put on for something Lady Let me go with you and see the Embassador's Lady and the Marchioness and Gov. And the English Colonel Ha! why Tittup canst thou look me in the Face and ask this By the Honour of Spain I believe this Hoity Toity will desire me to admit him for her Gallant Lady Truly Deary if the Colonel is there you shall hear me charge him never to see me more Gov. A new way Tittup to go into a man's Company to forbid him your sight Come thou sha't along and Sings If with Horns my Kindness thou dost repay Iâ—ll Punish thee some unknown uncommon way Nor hear whate're thy Charming Tongue can say SCENE changes to the English Embassador's Camillus meeting Elenora and Orada Runs and Embraces Elenora Cam. My Elenora art thou here do I hold thee fast thou choicest Blessing of my Youth Elen. Witness my Heart which strongly beats how much I 'm pleas'd in my Camillus's Arms But Oh! I blush when I remember I am another's Wife Cam. No more o'th at the Cardinal 's my Friend and has promisâ—d a Divorce immediately Therefore Crown my Joys with Smiles and forget past Dangers Elen. I can say only this I love ye Cam. And not descending Angels with all their Heavenly Tunes cou'd Charm like that dear sound safe in a Monastery thou shalt remain till the Dispute is ended And then Oh! thou blest Charmer then all my Sufferings shall be liberally paid and longing Love Revel in Feasts of unutterable Delight Nor art thou forgot dear Orada but whilst I have Life sha't be usâ—d like a Friend and Mistress of my Fortunes Orad. I humbly thank your Honour and heartily rejoice at my good Lady's Happiness Cam. Poor Hidewell I hope he is in safety Enter Hidewell Hidew. Yes and here at your Honour's service tho' I have had a broken Leg and two or three other Misfortunes but allâ—s well now and I can dance for Joy Cam. Thou art a witty Rogue and henceforward sha't ha' no occasion to expose thy self â— I 'll provide for thee like a Gentleman Hidew. I 'm your ready Slave D' ye hâ—â—r that Mrs. Scornful To Orada how d' ye like my Parts and Person now Ora. Troth I 've seen so much between my Lady and the Count that my Mouth almost waters Hidew. We shall soon agree I find Cam. My deâ—r Elenora the Ambassador's Lady sends A Lady enters and whispers Camillus word