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she_o be_v very_o fruitful_a how_o can_v that_o be_v sir_n say_v she_o since_o i_o never_o have_v any_o child_n that_o be_v nothing_o madam_n say_v he_o nevertheless_o you_o bear_v many_o 187._o two_o gentleman_n a_o tall_a and_o a_o short_a one_o woo_v the_o same_o lady_n and_o her_o friend_n like_v both_o resolve_v to_o put_v it_o to_o her_o choice_n which_o she_o will_v have_v then_o view_v both_o well_o and_o compare_v their_o proportion_n with_o her_o desire_n see_v one_o short_a the_o other_o tall_a and_o lusty_a i_o will_v say_v she_o have_v the_o long_a one_o if_o all_o thing_n be_v proportionable_a 188._o one_o say_v a_o covetous_a man_n be_v never_o satisfy_v why_o so_o say_v his_o friend_n because_o reply_v he_o he_o think_v nothing_o enough_o why_o then_o say_v the_o other_o he_o be_v satisfy_v with_o least_o if_o nothing_o be_v enough_o for_o he_o 189._o one_o tell_v his_o wife_n there_o be_v a_o law_n come_v out_o that_o all_o cuckold_n shall_v be_v drown_v o_o pray_v 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