Selected quad for the lemma: friend_n
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A32424
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Cambridge jests, or, Witty alarums for melancholy spirits by a lover of ha, ha, he.
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Lover of ha, ha, he.
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1674
(1674)
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Wing C332; ESTC R7388
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coney_n run_v again_o into_o their_o burrows_n the_o other_o see_v the_o short_a spoil_v chide_v he_o for_o so_o do_v why_o who_o know_v say_v he_o that_o they_o understand_v latin_a 124._o one_o quarrel_v in_o his_o cup_n with_o his_o companion_n at_o the_o tavern_n be_v so_o furious_a and_o violent_a that_o he_o will_v have_v beat_v he_o immediate_o and_o be_v hinder_v from_o strike_v by_o the_o rest_n of_o the_o company_n you_o shall_v not_o think_v to_o escape_v so_o say_v he_o in_o a_o rage_n i_o protest_v i_o will_v kick_v you_o down_o stair_n wheresoever_o i_o meet_v you_o 125._o a_o gentleman_n take_v compassion_n of_o â—_o poor_a fool_n that_o go_v up_o and_o down_o thâ—_n street_n almost_o naked_a in_o the_o extremity_n oâ—_n winter_n give_v he_o a_o old_a coat_n not_o lonâ—_n after_o one_o call_v he_o and_o give_v he_o a_o haâ—_n penny_n loaf_n oh_o pray_v quoth_v he_o to_o thâ—_n donor_n let_v i_o leave_v my_o coat_n till_o i_o have_v carry_v home_o my_o half_a penny_n loaf_n and_o i_o wilâ—_n fetch_v my_o coat_n another_o time_n 126._o one_o send_v for_o a_o physician_n to_o come_v to_o his_o cousin_n who_o eye_n be_v very_o bad_a and_o after_o the_o doctor_n have_v see_v the_o patient_n who_o be_v indeed_o in_o a_o very_a desperate_a condition_n pray_v sir_n say_v the_o gentleman_n how_o do_v my_o cousin_n the_o doctor_n who_o be_v always_o of_o a_o very_a debonair_a humour_n and_o that_o by_o his_o facetious_a say_n can_v comfort_v the_o weak_a patient_n reply_v sir_n you_o need_v not_o doubt_v of_o your_o cosin_n health_n he_o be_v well_o enough_o if_o he_o can_v see_v it_o 127._o a_o very_a fat_a gentleman_n ride_v through_o a_o country_n town_n his_o belly_n stick_v out_o before_o he_o the_o people_n cry_v aloud_o to_o he_o that_o he_o have_v mistake_v in_o place_v his_o portmantle_n before_o he_o to_o which_o he_o reply_v where_o shall_v i_o place_v it_o better_o when_o i_o come_v among_o so_o many_o rogue_n and_o have_v 128._o one_o go_v a_o shoot_v in_o the_o hard_a weather_n will_v have_v borrow_v some_o money_n of_o his_o friend_n you_o have_v no_o need_n of_o money_n say_v the_o other_o merry_o for_o if_o in_o any_o place_n you_o have_v any_o thing_n to_o pay_v you_o may_v leave_v your_o gun_n to_o discharge_v the_o shot_n 129._o when_o king_n henry_n the_o eight_o pass_v by_o kings-colledge_n chappel_n in_o cambridge_n that_o famous_a fabric_n build_v by_o king_n henry_n the_o vi_o his_o jester_n say_v to_o he_o harry_z 〈◊〉_d and_o i_o build_v this_o fine_a chapel_n 130._o a_o gentleman_n eat_v a_o very_a hot_a custard_n let_v a_o great_a fart_n but_o to_o save_v the_o shame_n be_v before_o much_o honourable_a company_n it_o be_v well_o say_v he_o you_o be_v but_o otherwise_o i_o will_v have_v batcht_v you_o out_o 131._o three_o man_n give_v their_o hostess_n forty_o pound_n to_o keep_v for_o they_o with_o this_o charge_n not_o to_o deliver_v the_o money_n to_o any_o one_o single_a unless_o they_o come_v all_o three_o together_o not_o long_o after_o one_o come_v for_o the_o money_n and_o by_o word_n and_o many_o great_a sign_n that_o he_o come_v from_o the_o rest_n get_v the_o money_n and_o then_o go_v away_o beyond_o sea_n the_o other_o hear_v of_o this_o come_v and_o demand_v the_o reason_n why_o she_o part_v with_o the_o money_n contrary_a to_o the_o charge_n give_v she_o and_o thereupon_o sue_v she_o at_o law_n for_o the_o forty_o pound_n at_o last_o by_o the_o force_n of_o one_o councillor_n the_o poor_a woman_n be_v almost_o cast_v and_o force_v to_o pay_v the_o say_a sum_n when_o a_o lawyer_n who_o have_v diligent_o observe_v the_o cause_n start_v up_o and_o say_v to_o the_o judge_n the_o charge_n give_v to_o this_o woman_n my_o lord_n concern_v the_o money_n be_v to_o deliver_v it_o to_o these_o three_o all_o together_o and_o no_o otherwise_o let_v these_o two_o bring_v the_o other_o with_o they_o and_o their_o money_n be_v ready_a to_o be_v pay_v down_o 132._o a_o wise_a judge_n when_o a_o party_n have_v forge_v a_o will_n and_o many_o swear_v to_o it_o that_o they_o be_v the_o last_o word_n that_o come_v out_o of_o the_o decease_a person_n mouth_n in_o so_o much_o that_o the_o true_a heir_n be_v almost_o cast_v but_o be_v they_o not_o put_v into_o his_o mouth_n say_v he_o which_o word_n silence_v all_o and_o recover_v the_o estate_n 133._o a_o certain_a customer_n ask_v his_o barber_n where_o he_o may_v have_v some_o water_n to_o wash_v his_o hand_n yonder_o say_v he_o at_o the_o other_o end_n of_o the_o room_n you_o will_v find_v some_o in_o that_o empty_a tub._n 134._o one_o speak_v of_o the_o wind_n say_v it_o be_v the_o most_o changeable_a thing_n in_o the_o world_n for_o i_o go_v say_v he_o up_z cheapside_n in_o the_o morning_n and_o it_o be_v in_o my_o back_n and_o in_o less_o than_o half_a a_o hour_n afterward_o when_o i_o return_v i_o find_v it_o in_o my_o face_n 135._o a_o carpenter_n pass_v by_o with_o a_o deal_n board_n on_o his_o shoulder_n hit_v a_o gentleman_n on_o the_o head_n with_o the_o end_n of_o it_o whereupon_o he_o perceive_v his_o fault_n cry_v have_v a_o care_n sir_n why_o quoth_v he_o do_v you_o intend_v to_o hit_v i_o again_o 136._o some_o gentleman_n have_v be_v at_o bowl_n go_v at_o last_o to_o a_o shoot_a match_n but_o be_v unexperienced_a in_o that_o art_n err_v much_o from_o the_o mark_n on_o either_o side_n whereupon_o one_o that_o stand_v by_o go_v and_o sit_v he_o just_a at_o the_o bottom_n of_o the_o but_o and_o be_v ask_v the_o reason_n because_o say_v he_o i_o be_o afraid_a if_o i_o stand_v any_o where_o else_o they_o shall_v hit_v i_o 137._o one_o complain_v much_o of_o the_o glazier_n say_v he_o be_v very_o unreasonable_a to_o ask_v so_o much_o for_o soder_n as_o two_o penny_n a_o foot_n true_o say_v another_o i_o think_v it_o be_v always_o so_o dear_a 138._o a_o proper_a young_a and_o handsome_a gentleman_n fall_v in_o love_n with_o a_o old_a rich_a and_o miserable_a councillor_n only_a daughter_n but_o despair_v ever_o to_o get_v her_o father_n consent_n because_o of_o the_o inequality_n of_o his_o estate_n compare_v with_o she_o he_o make_v it_o his_o business_n first_o to_o make_v sure_a of_o her_o good_a will_n and_o then_o he_o use_v this_o witty_a stratagem_n he_o go_v one_o day_n to_o her_o father_n and_o clap_v five_o guinea_n into_o his_o hand_n desire_v his_o best_a advice_n in_o the_o case_n he_o shall_v acquaint_v he_o with_o which_o be_v that_o he_o love_v a_o fair_a and_o young_a lady_n have_v her_o consent_n and_o nothing_o be_v want_v but_o the_o good_a will_n of_o her_o friend_n which_o nevertheless_o he_o fear_v he_o can_v never_o obtain_v for_o such_o certain_a reason_n without_o some_o subtle_a stratagem_n the_o old_a man_n on_o who_o the_o gold_n begin_v to_o work_v in_o hope_n of_o another_o such_o fee_n put_v he_o off_o till_o the_o next_o day_n that_o he_o may_v the_o better_o consider_v of_o the_o matter_n the_o young_a gentleman_n therefore_o fail_v not_o to_o return_v at_o the_o time_n appoint_v with_o the_o other_o five_o guinea_n to_o hasten_v the_o matter_n whereupon_o the_o old_a councillor_n tell_v he_o there_o be_v but_o one_o way_n that_o be_v he_o shall_v get_v the_o lady_n private_o to_o be_v marry_v to_o he_o and_o to_o that_o end_n he_o will_v give_v he_o a_o note_n to_o a_o certain_a priest_n of_o his_o acquaintance_n that_o shall_v join_v they_o in_o matrimony_n with_o all_o speed_n and_o secrecy_n thus_o the_o young_a man_n by_o his_o subtlety_n out-witted_n the_o old_a councillor_n get_v a_o note_n under_o his_o own_o hand_n to_o marry_v his_o daughter_n and_o then_o bring_v his_o wife_n to_o ask_v her_o father_n blessing_n which_o stratagem_n so_o please_v the_o old_a man_n that_o not_o respect_v his_o son_n low_a condition_n he_o give_v his_o daughter_n a_o large_a dowry_n 139._o a_o clown_n new_o come_v up_o to_o london_n that_o be_v a_o rich_a farmer_n be_v son_n yet_o but_o poor_a in_o clothes_n at_o the_o present_a be_v huge_o take_v at_o the_o sight_n of_o a_o sedan_n and_o bargain_v with_o the_o bearer_n to_o carry_v he_o to_o such_o a_o place_n the_o sedan-man_n see_v this_o clown_n curiosity_n unhasp_v the_o bottom_n of_o the_o sedan_n private_o and_o take_v he_o â—n_o where_o bâ—ing_v seat_v whâ—n_o they_o begâ—n_v to_o hoist_v the_o sedan_n the_o countryman_n stand_v on_o the_o ground_n with_o his_o leg_n thus_o do_v they_o hurry_v he_o through_o all_o the_o dirty_a kennel_n in_o their_o way_n till_o they_o bring_v he_o to_o his_o lodging_n this_o man_n not_o know_v but_o other_o use_v to_o be_v carry_v or_o rather_o drive_v after_o the_o same_o
for_o that_o rate_n do_v then_o reply_v he_o and_o you_o will_v have_v two_o 100_o two_o man_n scold_v the_o wise_a go_v away_o but_o the_o other_o follow_v after_o brawl_v and_o condemn_v he_o for_o run_v away_o alas_o say_v he_o though_o you_o have_v power_n to_o give_v bad_a word_n i_o have_v not_o to_o hear_v they_o 101._o a_o fine_a mouth_a scholar_n see_v a_o sparrow_n mute_a on_o his_o companion_n hat_n say_v to_o put_v the_o matter_n in_o fine_a language_n sir_n a_o sparrow_n have_v untruss_v a_o point_n upon_o your_o hat_n 102._o a_o schoolmaster_n be_v very_o angry_a one_o day_n with_o one_o of_o his_o young_a scholar_n for_o write_v his_o name_n upon_o the_o wainscot_n go_v about_o to_o whip_v he_o but_o the_o boy_n beg_v earnest_o the_o master_n say_v he_o be_v a_o fool_n and_o ever_o shall_v that_o write_v his_o name_n upon_o the_o wall_n sirrah_n what_o say_v you_o to_o that_o to_o which_o the_o lad_n make_v answer_v he_o be_v a_o fool_n and_o ever_o shall_v that_o take_v a_o wainscot_n for_o a_o wall_n 103._o one_o be_v much_o entreat_v to_o warm_v his_o finger_n i_o thank_v you_o sir_n say_v he_o i_o do_v not_o use_v to_o stand_v upon_o my_o hand_n 104._o a_o young_a gentleman_n to_o save_v the_o lash_n throw_v himself_o at_o his_o master_n foot_n but_o be_v afterward_o blame_v by_o his_o friend_n for_o so_o debase_v himself_o it_o be_v not_o my_o fault_n say_v he_o but_o he_o if_o his_o ear_n be_v in_o his_o foot_n 105._o a_o young_a scholar_n drink_v mom_o with_o a_o gentleman_n the_o gentleman_n think_v to_o pose_v he_o say_v pray_v how_o do_v you_o decline_v 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d but_o he_o witty_o say_v 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 〈◊〉_d 106._o a_o witty_a scholar_n once_o ask_v money_n oâ—_n his_o patron_n why_o have_v you_o not_o often_o tell_v 〈◊〉_d say_v his_o patron_n that_o scholar_n never_o waâ—ed_v money_n it_o be_v true_a say_v he_o but_o i_o aâ—_n now_o a_o little_a in_o haste_n i_o will_v talk_v with_o you_o that_o by_o and_o by_o so_o his_o patron_n give_v hiâ—_n money_n which_o have_v receive_v noâ—_n say_v he_o do_v scholar_n want_v money_n 107._o one_o be_v chide_v by_o his_o friend_n 〈◊〉_d wear_v his_o nail_n so_o long_o i_o can_v assâ—_n you_o say_v he_o i_o pare_v they_o every_o foot_n 108._o after_o the_o sad_a and_o dismal_a fire_n in_o londâ—_n when_o nothing_o be_v leave_v stand_v but_o ruinâ—_n one_o pass_v by_o as_o they_o be_v pull_v dowâ—_n a_o wall_n have_v a_o care_n have_v a_o care_n crâ—_n he_o to_o the_o labourer_n or_o you_o will_v pull_v dowâ—_n the_o foundation_n upon_o your_o head_n 109._o a_o arch_a youth_n sup_v among_o his_o fellow_n scholar_n at_o a_o boarding-school_n wheâ—_n they_o be_v see_v they_o carve_v too_o busiâ—_n and_o cut_v he_o clear_o out_o of_o common_a moreover_o when_o they_o have_v do_v to_o jeer_v hiâ—_n and_o throw_v the_o bone_n at_o he_o go_v privit_n behind_o one_o of_o they_o and_o lift_v up_o his_o leâ—_n like_o the_o creature_n that_o feed_v upon_o boneâ—_n piss_v upon_o he_o 110._o a_o scholar_n of_o cambridge_n in_o the_o time_n of_o the_o assize_n see_v a_o boy_n in_o the_o castleward_n throw_v stone_n at_o the_o gallow_n â—ave_n a_o care_n sirrah_n say_v he_o you_o do_v not_o 〈◊〉_d the_o mark_n 111._o some_o companion_n talk_v concern_v mineral_n and_o metal_n one_o start_v the_o question_n at_o last_o why_o the_o two_o noble_a metal_n gold_n and_o silver_n one_o look_v but_o pale_a the_o other_o so_o white_a because_o answer_v another_o they_o have_v both_o so_o many_o that_o lie_v in_o wait_n for_o they_o 112._o look_v look_v say_v a_o scholar_n to_o his_o companion_n how_o the_o townsman_n laugh_v at_o you_o and_o other_o fool_n perhaps_o reply_v the_o other_o laugh_v at_o they_o but_o neither_o do_v they_o mind_v fool_n nor_o i_o they_o 113._o a_o tobacconist_n who_o wit_n be_v now_o grow_v dry_a with_o smoke_v and_o his_o brain_n probable_o consume_v to_o ash_n when_o some_o commend_v this_o man_n tobacco_n other_o that_o say_v what_o you_o please_v gentleman_n quoth_v he_o but_o a_o clear_a tobacco_n you_o never_o see_v for_o i_o be_o sure_a it_o have_v neither_o leaf_n nor_o stalk_n 114._o the_o same_o person_n probable_o hearâ—_n much_o swear_v in_o a_o bowl_v green_a saiâ—_n fie_o gentleman_n it_o be_v god_n great_a man_n the_o bowl_v green_a do_v not_o fall_v upon_o yoâ—_n head_n 115._o it_o be_v far_o report_v by_o some_o thâ—â—_n the_o same_o man_n sit_v at_o supper_n his_o câ—_n pass_v too_o and_o fro_o through_o his_o arm_n offend_v his_o mouth_n with_o her_o tail_n wheâ—â—_n upon_o in_o a_o rage_n don_n quixot_n like_v he_o câ—_n off_o the_o tip_n of_o her_o tail_n most_o valiant_o â—_o think_v now_o mistress_n puss_n i_o have_v give_v that_o a_o ear_n mark_n the_o cat_n take_v it_o ill_o foâ—_n the_o present_a absent_v herself_o all_o that_o night_n but_o the_o next_o morning_n know_v her_o mâ—ster_n be_v a_o man_n that_o never_o let_v the_o sun_n seâ—_n upon_o his_o anger_n she_o come_v after_o her_o wont_a manner_n to_o express_v her_o kindness_n to_o he_o by_o stand_v in_o his_o way_n why_o how_o now_o you_o troublesome_a bitch_n say_v he_o be_v you_o come_v again_o i_o think_v i_o have_v give_v you_o your_o breakfast_n last_o night_n 116._o a_o young_a boy_n throw_v stone_n one_o day_n among_o a_o crowd_n of_o people_n have_v a_o care_n say_v a_o gentleman_n pass_v by_o perhaps_o you_o may_v hit_v your_o father_n 117._o a_o carpenter_n be_v at_o work_n in_o a_o bowling_n green_n be_v ask_v what_o he_o be_v about_o i_o be_o a_o make_n say_v he_o a_o bench_n for_o 〈◊〉_d stander_n by_o to_o sit_v upon_o 118._o the_o first_o night_n king_n charles_n the_o first_o come_v into_o ragland_n castle_n his_o majesty_n desire_v to_o see_v the_o great_a tower_n where_o his_o lordship_n use_v to_o keep_v his_o treasure_n and_o speak_v to_o doctor_n baily_n to_o fetch_v the_o key_n he_o run_v down_o to_o the_o marquis_n and_o acquaint_v he_o with_o the_o king_n pleasure_n who_o will_v needs_o bring_v the_o key_n himself_o to_o the_o king_n when_o the_o king_n see_v the_o marquis_n bring_v the_o key_n himself_o he_o say_v my_o lord_n there_o be_v some_o man_n so_o unreasonable_a 〈◊〉_d to_o make_v i_o believe_v that_o your_o lordship_n have_v good_a store_n of_o gold_n yet_o leave_v within_o this_o tower_n but_o know_v how_o i_o have_v exhaust_v you_o can_v never_o have_v believe_v it_o until_o now_o i_o see_v you_o will_v not_o trust_v the_o key_n with_o any_o but_o yourself_o to_o which_o the_o marquis_n answer_v sir_n i_o be_v so_o far_o from_o give_v your_o majesty_n any_o such_o occasion_n of_o thought_n by_o this_o tender_a of_o my_o duty_n that_o i_o protest_v unto_o you_o i_o be_v once_o resolve_v your_o majesty_n shall_v have_v lie_v there_o but_o that_o i_o be_v loath_a to_o commit_v you_o to_o the_o tower_n 119._o a_o scholar_n meet_v a_o poor_a ignorant_a peasant_n on_o the_o road_n how_o far_o friend_n sayâ—_n he_o to_o cambridge_n by_o my_o faith_n sir_n sayâ—_n he_o i_o do_v not_o know_v but_o from_o cambridge_n tâ—_n this_o town_n be_v count_v seven_o mile_n 120._o one_o have_v send_v for_o a_o physician_n to_o his_o daughter_n that_o be_v desperate_o ill_a the_o doctor_n be_v come_v and_o have_v examine_v the_o case_n how_o she_o be_v see_v her_o lie_n on_o her_o back_n advise_v she_o to_o lie_v rather_o on_o her_o side_n ay_o sir_n say_v her_o father_n i_o have_v always_o tell_v she_o her_o bacâ—_n be_v the_o best_a side_n to_o lie_v upon_o and_o she_o will_v never_o believe_v i_o 121._o a_o certain_a person_n be_v ask_v by_o hiâ—_n friend_n why_o he_o wear_v his_o stocking_n with_o the_o wrong_a side_n outward_o oh_o say_v he_o be_v force_v to_o wear_v the_o one_o so_o i_o turn_v the_o â—ther_n also_o that_o it_o may_v not_o be_v so_o easy_o perceive_v but_o pray_v why_o quoth_v the_o other_o â—_o you_o wear_v one_o with_o the_o wrong_a side_n outward_o why_o because_o say_v he_o it_o have_v a_o hole_n â—_o the_o other_o side_n 122._o a_o crew_n of_o boon_n companion_n in_o the_o height_n of_o their_o mirth_n begin_v to_o be_v caption_n and_o quarrel_n so_o thomas_n throw_v a_o piece_n of_o a_o tobacco-pipe_n in_o john_n face_n but_o thomas_n deny_v it_o and_o clear_v himself_o well_o it_o be_v ill_o do_v of_o you_o thomas_n though_o quoth_v john_n whoever_o do_v it_o 123._o two_o scholar_n have_v make_v a_o match_n one_o night_n to_o go_v steal_v rabbit_n in_o a_o warren_n the_o one_o that_o be_v set_v to_o watch_v when_o the_o rabbit_n come_v cry_v out_o ecce_fw-la cuniculi_fw-la multi_fw-la at_o which_o the_o