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The old batchelour a comedy, as it is acted at the Theatre Royal, by Their Majesties servants / written by Mr. Congreve.
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Congreve, William, 1670-1729.
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1693
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no other guard Nature her self's beholden to your Dress Which tho' still like much fairer you express Some vainly striving Honour to obtain Leave to their Heirs the Traffick of their Brain Like China under Ground the ripening Ware In a long time perhaps grows worth our Care But you now reap the Fame so well you 've sown The Planter tasts his Fruit to ripeness grown As a fair Orange-tree at once is seen Big with what 's ripe yet springing still with Green So at one time my worthy Friend appears With all the sap of Youth and weight of Years Accept my pious Love as forward Zeal Which tho' it ruins me I can't conceal Expos'd to Censure for my weak Applause I 'm pleas'd to suffer in so just a Cause And tho' my Offering may unworthy prove Take as a Friend the Wishes of my Love J. W. MARSH To Mr. CONGREVE on his PLAY called The OLD BATCHELOR WIT like true Gold refin'd from all Allay Immortal is and never can decay 'T is in all Times and Languages the same Nor can an ill Translation quench the Flame For tho' the Form and Fashion don't remain Th' intrinsick value still it will retain Then let each studied Scene be writ with Art And Iudgment sweat to form the labour'd Part Each Character be just and Nature seem Without th' Ingredient Wit 't is all but Phlegm For that 's the Soul which all the Mass must move And wake our Passions into Grief or Love But you too Bounteous sow your Wit so thick We are surpriz'd and know not where to pick And while our Clapping does you Iustice do Our selves we injure and lose something new What may'nt we then great Youth of thee presage Whose Art and Wit so much transcend thy Age How wilt thou shine at thy Meridian height Who at thy rising give so vast a Light VVhen DRYDEN dying shall the VVorld deceive VVhom we Immortal as his VVorks believe Thou shalt succeed the Glory of the Stage Adorn and entertain the coming Age. BEVIL HIGGINS PROLOGVE intended for the old Btcahelour sent to the Author by an unknown Hand MOST Authors on the Stage at first appear Like Widows-Bridegrooms full of doubt and fear They judge from the experience of the Dame How hard a Task it is to quench her Flame And who falls short of furnishing a course Up to his brawny Predecessors force With utmost rage from her Embraces thrown Remains convicted as an empty Drone Thus often to his Shame a pert Beginner Proves in the end a miserable Sinner As for our Youngster I am apt to doubt him With all the vigour of his Youth about him But he more Sanguine trusts in one and twenty And impudently hopes he shall content you For tho' his Batchelour be worn and cold He thinks the Young may club to help the Old And what alone can be atchieved by neither Is often brought about by both together The briskest of you all have felt Allarms Finding the fair One prostitute her Charms With broken Sighs in her old Fumblers Arms. But for our Spark he Swears he 'll ne're be jealous Of any Rivals but young lusty Fellows Faith let him try his Chance and if the Slave After his bragging prove a washy Knave May he be banish'd to some lonely Den And never more have leave to dip his Pen But if he be the Champion he pretends Both Sexes sure will join to be his Friends For all agree where all can have their ends And you must own him for a Man of Might If he holds out to please you the third Night PROLOGUE Spoken by Mrs. Bracegirdle HOW this vile World is chang'd In former days Prologues were serious Speeches before Plays Grave solemn Things as Graces are to Feasts Where Poets beg'd a Blessing from their Guests But now no more like Suppliants we come A Play makes War and Prologue is the Drum Arm'd with keen Satyr and with pointed Wit We threaten you who do for Iudges sit To save our Plays or else we 'll damn your Pit But for your Comfort it falls out to day We 've a young Author and his first born Play So standing only on his good Behaviour He 's very civil and entreats your Favour Not but the Man has Malice would he show it But on my Conscience he 's a bashful Poet You think that strange no matter he 'll out grow it Well I 'm his Advocate by me he prays you I don't know whether I shall speak to please you He prays O bless me what shall I do now Hang me if I know what he prays or how And 't was the prettiest Prologue as he wrote it Well the Deuce take me if I hau'e forgot it O Lord for Heavens sake excuse the Play Because you know if it be damn'd to day I shall be hang'd for wanting what to say How my sake then but I 'm in such Confusion I cannot stay to hear your Resolution Runs off Personae Dramatis Men By Heartwell a furly old Batchelour pretending to slight Women secretly in Love with Silvia Mr. Betterton Bellmour in Love with Belinda Mr. Powel Vainlove capricious in his Love in Love with Araminta Mr. Williams Sharper Mr. Alexander Sir Joseph Wittol Mr. Bowen Capt. Bluffe Mr. Hains Fondlewife a Banker Mr. Dogget Setter a Pimp Mr. Underhill Servant to Fondlewife Women Araminta in Love with Vainlove Mrs. Bracegirdle Belinda her Cousin and affected Lady in Love with Bellmour Mrs. Mountfort Laetitia Wife to Fondlewife Mrs. Barry Silvia Vainlove's forsaken Mistress Mrs. Bowman Lucy her Maid Mrs. Leigh Betty Footmen The Scene LONDON THE Old Batchelour ACT I. SCENE I. The Street Bellmour and Vainlove Meeting Bell. VAinlove and abroad so early good Morrow I thought a Contemplative Lover could no more have parted with his Bed in a Morning than a' could ' have slept in 't Vain Bellmour good Morrow Why truth on 't is these early Sallies are not usual to me but Bussiness as you see Sir Shewing Letters And Business must be follow'd or be lost Bell. Pox o' Business And so must Time my Friend be close pursued or lost Business is the rub of Life perverts our Aim casts off the Blas and leaves us wide and short of the intended Mark Vain Pleasure I guess you mean Bell. Ay what else has meaning Vain Oh the Wise will tell you Bell. More than they believe Or understand Vain How how Ned a wise Man say more than he understands Bell. Ay ay pox Wisdom's nothing but a pretending to know and believe more than really we do You read of but one wise Man and all that he knew was that he knew nothing Come come leave Business to Idlets and Wisdom to Fools they have need of 'em Wit be my Faculty and Pleasure my Occupation and let Father Time shake his Glass Let low and earthy Souls grovel till they have work'd themselves six foot deep into a Grave Business is not my Element I rowl in a higher Orb and dwell Vain In
Ay thou inimitable Coward and to be felt As for Example Kicks him Bell. Ha ha ha prithee come away 't is scandalous to kick this Puppy without a Man were cold and had no other way to get himself a heat Exit Bell. Sharp Bluff Yery well Very fine But 't is no matter Is not this fine sir Joseph Sir Io. Indifferent agad in my opinion very indifferent I 'd rather go plain all my Life than wear such Finery Bluff Death and Hell to be affronted thus I 'l die before I 'l suffer it draws Sir Io. O Lord his Anger was not raised before Nay dear Captain don't be in Passion now he 's gone Put up put up dear Back 't is your Sir Ioseph begs come let me kiss thee so so put up put up Bluff By Heav'n 't is not to be put up Sir Io. What Bully Bluff Th' Affront Sir Io. No agad no more 't is for that 's put up already thy Sword I mean Bluff Well Sir Ioseph at your entreaty But were not you my Friend Abus'd and Cuff'd and Kick'd Putting up his Sword Sir Io. Ay ay so were you too no matter 't is past Bluff By the immortal Thunder of great Guns 't is false He sucks not vital Air who dares affirm it to this Face Looks big Sir Io. To that Face I grant you Captain No no I grant you Not to that Face by the Lord Harry If you had put on your fighting Face before you had done his Business He durst as soon have kiss'd you as kick'd you to your Face But a Man can no more help what 's done behind his Back than what 's said Come wee 'l think no more of what 's past Bluff I 'll call a Council of War within to consider of my Revenge to come Exeunt SCENE Changes to Silvia's Lodgings Enter Heartwell Silvia SONG I. As Amoret and Thyrsis lay Melting the Hours in gentle Play Ioining Faces mingling Kisses And exchanging harmless Blisses He trembling cry'd with eager haste O let me feed as well as taste I die if I 'm not wholly blest II. The fearful Nymph reply'd Forbear I cannot dare not must not hear Dearest Thyrsis do not move me Do not do not if you Love me O let me still the Shepherd said But while she fond Resistance made The hasty Joy in strugling sled III. Vex'd at the Pleasure she had miss'd She frown'd and blush'd then sigh'd and kiss'd And seem'd to moan in sullen Cooing The sad miscarriage of their Wooing But vain alas were all her Charms For Thyrsis deaf to Loves allarms Bassled and senseless tir'd her Arms. After the Song a Dance of Anticks Silv. Indeed it is very fine I could look upon 'em all day Heart Well has this prevail'd for me and will you look upon me Silv. If you could Sing and Dance so I should love to look upon you too Heart Why 't was I Sung and Danc'd I gave Musick to the Voice and Lise to their Measures Look you here Silvia here are Songs and Dances Poetry and Musick hark how Pulling out a Purse and chinking it sweetly one Guinea rhymes to another And how they dance to the Musick of their own Chink This buys all the 'tother And this thou shalt have this and all that I am worth for the purchase of thy Love Say is it mine then ha Speak Syren Oons why do I look on her Yet I must Speak dear Angel Devil Saint Witch do not rack me in suspence Silv. Nay don't stare at me so You make me blush I cannot look Heart Oh Manhood where art thou What am I come to A Womans Toy at these years Death a bearded Baby for a Girl to dandle O dotage dotage That ever that noble passion Lust should ebb to this degree No reslux of vigorous Blood But milky Love supplies the empty Channels and prompts me to the softness of a Child A meer Infant and would suck Can you love me Silvia speak Silv. I dare not speak till I believe you and indeed I 'm afraid to believe you yet Heart Pox how her Innocence torments and pleases me Lying Child is indeed the Art of Love and Men are generally Masters in it But I 'm so newly entred you cannot distruit me of any skill in the treacherous Mystery Now by my Soul I cannot lie though it were to serve a Friend or gain a Mistress Silv. Must you lie then if you say you Love me Heart No no dear Ignorance thou beauteous Changel'ng I tell thee I do love thee and tell it for a Truth a naked Truth which I 'm ashamed to discover Silv. But Love they say is a tender thing that will smooth Frowns and make calm an angry Face will soften a rugged Temper and make ill-humoured People good You look ready to fright one and talk as if your Passion were not Love but Anger Heart 'T is both for I am angry with my self when I am pleased with you And a Pox upon me for loving thee so swell Yet I must on 'T is a bearded Arrow and will more easily be thrust forward than drawn back Silv. Indeed if I were well assur'd you lov'd but how can I be well assur'd Heart Take the Symptoms And ask all the Tyrants of thy Sex if their Fools are not known by this Party-coloured Livery I am Melancholy when thou art absent look like an Ass when thou art present Wake for you when I should Sleep and even Dream of you when I am Awake Sigh much Drink little Eat less court Solitude am grown very entertaining to my self and as I am informed very troublesome to every-body else If this be not Love it is Madness and then it is pardonable Nay yet a more certain Sign than all this I give thee my Mony Silv. Ay but that is no Sign for they say Gentlemen will give Mony to any naughty Woman to come to Bed to them O Gemini I hope you don't mean so For I won't be a Whore Heart The more is the pity Aside Silv. Nay if you would Marry me you should not come to Bed to me You have such a Beard and would so prickle one But do you intend to Marry me Heart That a Fool should ask such a malicious Question Death I shall be drawn in before I know where I am However I find I am pretty sure of her consent if I am put to it Aside Marry you no no I 'll love you Silv. Nay but if you love me you must Marry me what dont I know my Father lov'd my Mother and was married to her Heart Ay ay in old days People married where they lov'd but that fashion is chang'd Child Silv. Never tell me that I know it is not chang'd by my self for I love you and would Marry you Heart I 'll have my Beard shav'd it shan't hurt thee and we 'l go to Bed Silv. No no I 'm not such a Fool neither bat I can keep my self honest Here I won't keep any thing that