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A35190 England's jests refin'd and improv'd being a choice collection of the merriest jests, smartest repartees, wittiest sayings, and most notable bulls yet extant, with many new ones never before printed to which are added XIII ingenious characters drawn to the life / the whole work compil'd with great care and exactness, and may serve as the witty-man's companion, the busie-man's diversion and the melancholy man's physick and recreation, calculated for the innocent spending of the winter evenings by H.C. Crouch, Humphrey, fl. 1635-1671. 1693 (1693) Wing C7277B; ESTC R37703 63,227 205

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to_o give_v the_o wall_n to_o every_o saucy_a loggerhead_n to_o who_o the_o scholar_n with_o cap_n in_o hand_n reply_v smart_o but_o i_o do_v 38._o a_o proper_a tall_a gentleman_n that_o have_v marry_v a_o very_a little_a woman_n to_o his_o wife_n be_v ask_v the_o reason_n of_o it_o he_o reply_v that_o of_o all_o evil_n it_o be_v always_o the_o best_a to_o choose_v the_o least_o 39_o a_o sergeant_n kneel_v before_o the_o king_n to_o have_v a_o bill_n si●●ed_v be_v trouble_v with_o the_o wind_n colic_n give_v vent_v to_o his_o posterior_n in_o three_o or_o four_o loud_a volly_n the_o king_n hear_v smile_o say_v i_o never_o understand_v till_o now_o that_o a_o sergeant_n have_v authority_n to_o let_v go_v a_o prisoner_n it_o be_v against_o the_o law_n an_o it_o please_v your_o majesty_n say_v the_o sergeant_n he_o be_v a_o turbulent_a rogue_n and_o creep_v through_o the_o keyhole_n and_o necessity_n have_v no_o law_n 40._o a_o country_n man_n come_v up_o to_o london_n a_o little_a 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but_o that_o the_o head_n of_o his_o hatchet_n fly_v off_o as_o he_o be_v cleave_v some_o wood_n and_o bite_v he_o accidental_o on_o the_o head_n and_o prove_v his_o death_n well_o say_v the_o duke_n to_o the_o woman_n i_o be_o willing_a that_o thou_o shall_v have_v all_o the_o reasonable_a satisfaction_n in_o the_o world_n therefore_o for_o repair_v thy_o loss_n he_o shall_v lie_v with_o thou_o and_o get_v thou_o such_o another_o son_n which_o stop_v the_o woman_n mouth_n that_o s●e_o go_v away_o without_o speak_v a_o word_n more_o and_o