Thirdly you shall neuer in the praise of Tobacco disclose or dispraise by the way of making comparisons the secrets of Ladies or Gentlewomen as repeating their distil'd waters their censing oyles or their smoothing vnguents Sp: To this you sweare Pet. Most willingly Su. Fourthly you shall neuer come with your squibs smoke-squirts amongst Ladies and Gentlewomē flinging out fume at your Nostrels as a whale doth salt-water vnlesse you be intreated by them Pet. Neuer Su. Fiftly you shall presently conuey your selfe out of our company neuer to come more neere vs vnlesse you be sent for Pet. Neuer Su. No neuer so let him kisse the pipe Sp: Come Signior you haue kneeld to a faire end to get you a Mistris and heere you haue for sworne her Pet. I 'me in a faire case now Pis. I faith now thar' t a combe for any case Pet. Well I le keepe my oath farewell Gentlemen Pis. Farwell Signior Sp: Adew Signior Kni: God bewe Signior Pet Well some shall smoke for this Ruff: Let it be your nose then good Signior in any case Exit Enter Signior Antifront disguised called Fleire It s a good soile a whole some ayre a pretty Towne handsome sleight buildings well proportioned people verie faire women Spa. Hayda this is like a Lawyers studdie in the latter end of a Terme one's no sooner thrung'd out but another's thrust in y' are welcome sir Fle. But I am not sir for I am sicke Ruff: Would you speake with any man heere Fl: I care not greatlie sir if I spoke with euery man here Nan Hee 's a mad fellowe Sp What art Fle. Poore Ruff: Dost meane to liue in this towne Fle: I de be loth to die in 't Kni. In what countrie wert borne Fle: In none Kni: Where then Fle: In a Towne Kni: What nation art Flei: An Italian Kni: O then thou canst make glasses Fle: I and as wisemen as you Asses too O are you there Piso your father is my good Lord but no more of that yet Sp. Why Signior I hope you wonnot swagger Fle: No nor I care not greatlie for them that doe for your swaggerer is but like your walking spur a gingles much but hee le neu'r pricke Kni: Why art so melancholie Su. I le hold my life hee is in loue with some waiting Gentlewoman Fle: Hee 's a mad fellowe wil loue anie of you all longer then a pissing while Pis: Why camst thou out of Italy into England Fl: Because England would not come into Italy to me Pis: Why art sad Fle: Because I haue cause Pis: Who doost follow Fle: My nose Sp: Who doost serue Fle: God Ruff: Who art towards Fle: He that 's before me Sp: What doost want Fle. Money Sp. Nothing else Fle. Yes Sp, What Flei. A good seruice Sp. Shall I preferre thee Flei. I cannot tell t is as I like the man Sp. Nai't shall be to a couple of Gentlewomen of thine owne Countrie Fl. I shall haue enough to doe then I hope I haue heard of one woman hath seru'd ten men but I neuer heard that one man should bee preferred to serue two women before y' are an Englishman Sp. I Fl. So I thought indeede you cannot poyson so well as we Italians but you le finde a meanes to bring a man out of his life as soone Gods light serue two women quoth you Sp. Why thou shalt serue but one yet take thy choice of both Fl, I marry Sir I like when 't comes to choosing Sp. What 's thy name Fle. Fleire Sp: What 's thy profession Fle: I haue euer been a Courtier Sp: A Courtier come Gentlemen I like this fellowe so well that I le prefer him straite Nan Do so you shall doe a deed of charitie in 't Sp. Faire Ladies you le excuse vs Exeunt Su. You haue bin very welcome Gentlemē manent Su Nan Na: Come sister there rests nothing for vs now but this we le get vs mens apparrel and serue them as Pages so shal we hinder them in their marriages and in th' end preferre our selues to be their wiues Su, I like it well come le ts about it presently Exeunt Finis Actus Primi Actus secundus Enter Fleire Solus in a new Suite Fl. I haue not yet bin seauen daies heere and yet I see that grieues my very soule my Daughters my Ladies I must say now make lust labour for their maintenance this foolish natiō wil sel their goods their lands nay their very soules for nights delights and momentarie sportes which like to lightning appeares and vanisheth ere one can say t is come but then repentance sticks close There was a fellow with one of my Ladies this morning and the poore slaue has but seauen shillings a weeke boord wages and yet he has giuen sixe on 't for a bit of extraordinarye flesh well God giue him the grace to pray for a must fast I askd the hot slaue why a did not marrie since a could not bridle his lust and a tolde me a had rather fal into the Surgions mercy then the worldes beggery well I see it cannot be denide mercinarie women are necessarie members they plucke downe the pride of the flesh yet are not proud themselues for thei 'le be as familiar with the men as with the Master they doe as many good deedes as some Fryers that puts one to pennance for his sinnes they put twentie to paines he out of charitie sends one to the Hospital once a yeare they send twentie to the Surgions once a month Say he bids men repent they make a'm repent yet for all this some will call a'm damn'd Puncks well if they bee damn'd thei le not be damn'd gratis like your yong coūtrie Gentlemen nor in hugger mugger like your Citizens wife with her Prentise They can practise without an ouerseer they scorne to haue a Suburbian Baw'd lend am a Taffaty gown they like your common Players let men come in for two pence a peece and yet themselues to haue but the tenth penny like the tenth Pigge yet faith the trade is a good trade They for sweare not themselues in commendation of their wares as your common Tradesmen doe swearing they cannot afford it at the price They are no prouerb breakers beware the buyer say they you shall haue enough for your money if halfe will not serue your turne take the whole measure by your own yard you shal haue Winchester measure I was somewhat bold with one of their Ladiships this morning askt her why women went to the generating sport al the yere since beastes themselues went too 't but once And she answered me because they were women had reason to know what was good for themselues and so had not beasts but soft here comes Signior Petoune Enter Petoune taking Tobacco Pet. O Fleire how doost Fleire Fle. O Signior you may snuffe out your smoke here Signior and saue your oath too heere are no Cuckold makers Pet What are they