before Judges a Cause betwixt a Father and his Son Most Reverend Judges Plaintiff against the Father HEre is the Son which ought to be his Fathers Heir whom for Marryig against his Fathers Consent his Father hath Dis-inherited which is against all Law or Right both of God Nature and Man Defendant Most Reverend Judges Disobedient Children ought to have no Part nor Parcel of their Parents Estate as Lands Goods or whatsoever for it the Parents have no Duty nor Obedience from their Child their Child can challenge no Part of their Parents Estate and since he hath Married Disobediently he ought to Live Poorly or to get his Living by his Own Labour or Industry Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges There is no Reason nor Law that if one man Commit a Fault to an other that man should Commit an other to be quit with him and put the Case the Son were unnaturally Disobedient must the Father be unnaturally Cruel to be Revenged of him Defendant Most Reverend Judges Parents are the Fittest Judges of their Childrens Faults and Crimes committed against them But howsoever Parents cannot be thought Cruel or Unnatural to Punish the Crimes of their Children no more than God can be said to be Cruel or Unjust to Punish Sinners for God who Made Creatures may do what he Pleases with them for being his own Work he may Dispose or Order them as he Thinks best or as he Pleaseth So Parents that Begot their Children may do the like in things concerning themselves Plaintiff But God is Mercifull wherefore Parents ought to be Natural Defendant God is Just and therefore Children ought to be Dutifull Plaintiff But if God Should Punish his Creatures according to their Desert no man would be Saved Defendant And if Children should do what they List there would be no Government for Parents would be made Slaves and their Children Masters so if God should not Punish Some of his Creatures All would be Damned and to make up the Fulness of their Sins they would Despise his Love and not Fear his Power and so they would neither Love nor Fear God so Children would have neither Duty nor Obedience to their Parents But to prove it a Clear cause his Estate is free from all Intails and wholly in his own Power to Dispose of it as he Pleases and to Give it to whom he will and therefore his Son can Challenge nothing by Law or Right SPEECHES TO The KING in Council PART V. A Privy-Counsellours Speech to His Soveraign Dread Soveraign HEre are many of your Noble Subjects chosen out to be I can not say Privy-Counsellours by reason there be too many to keep Secrets of State which shews we are rather Counsellours for Form than for Business Counsellours in Name rather than Counsellours in Nature Wherefore we shall not need to trouble your Majesty or our Selves the one to Hear the other to Speak long Orations or tedious Speeches for should we Speak we should rather speak like Fools than Wise men by reason we are not acquainted with your Majesties Cabinet Designs or Intrigues and so being your Majesties General and not Particular Counsellours must needs speak at Randome Wherefore we beseech your Majesty not to Censure our Judgements but our Ignorances in not knowing your Majesties most Private as Cabinet Desires Designs and Intrigues A Petition and Plea at the Council-Table before the King and his Council concerning two Brothers Condemned by the Laws to Dye May it Please your Most Sacred Majesty I Am come here to your Majesties Council-Table to Plead the Cause of two Brothers whose Cause hath been Heard Judged Cast and Condemned by the Judges of the Laws of this Land and must suffer Death unless your Majesty acquit or Pardon them Indeed their cause is Hard for they were Forced either to Offend the Laws of Government or the Laws of Honour the Laws of Government threatned Bodily Death the Laws of Honour threatned Infamy and being Worthy Persons they chose rather to Venture Life than to Live Dishonourably But their Crime or it may rather be called their Justice which the Laws of the Land have Condemned them for is for Killing or rather Punishing their Sister for the Impurity Immodesty Dishonesty and Dishonour of Inchastity which was an Offence to the Gods a Reproach to her Life a Disgrace to her Race a Dishonour to her Kindred and an Infamy to her Family As for the Sin they past that by to be Judged of by the Gods her own Reproach they regarded not the Disgrace of her Race they indeavoured to obscure But as for the Dishonour to her Kindred and Infamy to her Family her Brothers were resolv'd to Wash off the Dishonour with her Blood and to Rub out the Black spot of Infamy with her Death which Resolution they put in Execution forcing a Surgeon to open an Artery Vein through which she Bled to Death Besides had they let her have Liv'd the Laws of the Land would have Punished her which would have been a Double Dishonour and a Recorded Infamy receiving as much Dishonour by her Public Punishment as her Private Crime Wherefore to prevent as well as to take off all Disgrace they were her Executioners by forcing the Surgeon to strike an Artery a very Easie Death for so Great an Offender but the Natural Affections from Brothers to a Sister did desire she might Dye with as Little Pain as might be Now Dead she is and they Condemned to Dye for her Death unless your Majesty will Pardon them and it will be a Gracious Act to pardon VVorthy Men such men as preferr'd Honour before Life A Speech of one of the Privy-Counsellours which is an Answer to the former Plea and Petition May it Please your Majesty TO give me leave as One of your Council to Answer this man As for Parents to Kill their Children for Children to Kill their Parents for Brethren to Kill each other and Sisters their Brothers or Brothers their Sisters or Neeces or Nephews their Uncles or Aunts or Uncles and Aunts to Kill their Nephews or Neeces or Cousin Germans is Unnatural or to be the Cause of their Death is Unnatural I may say a Great Sin in Nature VVherefore these two Brothers that were the Cause indeed the Actors in effect of their Sisters Death have Sinned against the Gods Nature and the Laws of good Government for which they Deserve Punishment both in this VVorld and in the VVorld after this Life And as for that which is called Honour it is but the Opinion of some men a meer Fancy not any Real Good only a Name to perswade men to do Evil Actions as to Fight Duells to make VVarrs to Murder Friends nay to Murder Themselves all which is against Gods Mens and Natures Laws which is Inhuman Uncharitable Unnatural and Impious The Petitioners Reply Most Dread Soveraign SInce your Majesty is pleased to hear the Sutes of Humble Petitioners and the Causes of Pleaders and the Defences of Condemned Persons as
Delightfull Safe and Profitable Also one thing more I must advise you that you provide a Practick Judicious man to Instruct the Players to Act well for as they must have a Poet to make their Playes so they must have a Tutor to teach them to Act those Playes unless the Poet will take the pains to teach them himself as to Humour the Passions and to Express the Humours Naturally and not to Act after the French Fashion with High strained Voices Constrained Motions Violent Actions and such Transportation as is neither Gracefull Becoming nor Natural but they must make Love Soberly Implore Favour Humbly Complain Seriously Lament Sadly and not Affectedly Fantastically Constraintly Ragingly Furiously and the like all which in my Opinion they do Senselesly Foolishly and Madly for all Feignings must be done as Naturally as may be that they may seem as Real Truths SEVERAL CAUSES PLEADED IN SEVERAL COURTS OF JUDICATURE PART IV. Accusing and Pleading at the Barr before the Judges for and against a Woman that hath kill'd her Husband Most Reverend Judges The Plaintiff THis Woman who is Accused not only for Killing a Man but her Husband we have for this Grievous and Horrid Fact brought before your Honours to be Judged according to the Laws delivering her to your Justice and Judgement Defendant Most Reverend and Just Judges 'T is true that this Unhappy Woman hath unfortunately Kill'd her Husband but Heaven knows it was Against her Will and as I may say Against her Knowledge for her Husband and She being Lovingly together not Mistrusting any Danger on a sudden came a Man who as it seems was her Husbands Enemy for he assaulted her Husband with a drawn Sword this Woman seeing her Husband in Danger as being Unarmed and Defenceless was so afrighted as she knew not what she did Wherefore she having got a Dagger which lay in the Room they were in and thinking to thrust it into her Husbands Enemy Unawares thrust it into her Husbands Body wherewith he fell down and immediately Died which when she saw and perceived the mistake she was as Distracted and at last fell into a Trance but being Recovered out of that faint Fit she hath since remain'd a most Sorrowfull and Lamenting Widdow I Express her Sorrow to prove her Innocence from all Evil Constructions for the Death of her Husband was not Designed or Intended by her but by Fate and Fortune and it is the Duty of a Loving Wife to defend her Husbands Honour Person and Life with all her Indeavours and if the success of her Honest Loyal and Loving indeavours falls out unfortunately She ought not to be Punished for her Misfortune for Misfortune is no Crime but rather to be Pitied and Comforted either can Justice make Misfortune a Law to Condemn to Dye and shall Duty and Loyalty be made Traitors shall Honest Love be Punished with Torments and Death No Most Reverend Judges Love and Loyalty ought to be Honoured with Praise and Respect and not with Torments and Death and the Death of this VVomans Husband was caused by a maskered Fear proceeding from an Extraordinary Love Thus his Death was a Chance not an Intended Murder Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges there can be no Witness of the Intention but her own Knowledge and Conscience which are Invisible and not Proveable and therefore Insufficient to Acquit Her but that which is a Sufficient VVitness against her Intention and may lawfully Condemn her is her indeavour to Resist the Judgement and Sentence of Death for all Good Loyal and Loving VVives ought nay desire to Live and Dye with their Husbands when as they be free from all Suspect wherefore much more ought they to accompany their Husbands in Death who are liable to be Judged and Condemned for Treason and Murder for as it is Unlawfull and Irreligious for to Act her own Death so it is Dishonourable and Impious to Indeavour to resist the Judgement of Death by Lawfull Authority Pleading by her Lawyers most shamefully for Life Defendant Most Reverend Judges It is not that she Desires to Live but not to Dye Infamously as to Dye as a Murderer of her Husband for though her Husband was Kill'd by her Hand yet he was not Kill'd by her Intention but by Chance which misfortune makes her Life a Torment to her for being so unhappy as Unwittingly to Destroy him which her Life did most Delight with but yet she would if she could rather Live Miserably than Dye Dishonourably for in her Dishonourable Death both She and her Husband doth doubly Dye Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges It were better Two Persons should Dye Four times over than such a Crime should be Once Pardoned for the Example will be more Dangerous than to have an Innocent Condemned would be Grievous But it is most probable She is Guilty A Cause of Adultery Pleaded at the Barr before Judges Most Reverend Judges Plaintiff HEre is a Man and a Woman that were Taken in Adultery and brought hither to be judged that they may Suffer according to the Law which is Death Defendant Most Reverend Judges This Adulteress and Adulterer for so in truth they are although the Woman is ashamed to confess in Words only in silent Tears yet the man confesseth his fault publickly and asks pardon only he says it is a Natural fault for the desire of Procreation is Born and Bred in all Nature's Animal Creatures it is an Orginal Appetite but whether it be an Original Sin he says he doth not know yet if it be it may more justly be Pardoned than Gluttony which was the cause of Mans Fall witness Eve and the forbidden Fruit and that Damnable Sin Gluttony that destroyes many Lives through Surfeits the Law takes no notice of but Procreation that begets and makes Life is Punish'd by the Law which seems strange to Reason that Cursed Gluttony should be Advanced and Loving Adultery Hang'd Indeed it is a great Injustice at least a grievous Law and surely our Forefathers that made that Law were Defective either in Bodies or Minds or at least in Judgement and though I confess it is not fit we should break or dissolve those Laws howsoever Erroneous they are that our Predecessors made yet we their Posterities and Successors may Sweeten or Qualifie the Extreme Rigor of their Laws as in this Case of Adultery to Punish the Bodies but to Spare their Lives or to Fine their Estates and Spare their Bodies for if the Rigor of the Law should be put in Execution in all Cases and to all Persons there would no man be Free either in his Estate Person or Life but howsoever this Male-offender my Client sayes that if he must Dye yet he shall not Dye Basely or Dishonourably by reason he shall Dye Loves Martyr As for the Femal offender She sayes that she was seduced by Nature as Eve by the Devil and Women being of Soft and Tender Dispositions do easily yield to an Inticing Appetite besides men being Eloquent in Perswading Prevalent
in Flattering Free in Protesting and Earnest in Vows and Promises all which hath such force with Females who are Credulous and Believing Creatures as she had no Power to deny him his Desire But both these Lovers desire these Most Noble and Just Judges to Consider their Crime is not caused through Spite Envy Malice Revenge Scorn Pride Hate or the like Sins but through Love Kindness Friendship Charity Generosity Humility and such like Vertues which caused this Crime namely Adultery so that it is the only Sin that is Built upon Vertues besides this Sin namely Adultery hath a Well-pleased Countenance a Courtly Behaviour and an Eloquent Speech which is the cause most Men and Women are in Love with this Sin the Gods forgive them for it for this Sin doth not appear with Terrible and Horrid Aspect as Murder as to cause the very Soul as much as the Senses to be Maskered with Fear not it doth not appear of so Foul an Aspect as Gluttony and Drunkenness as to cause Hate or Aversion but it hath so Amiable an Aspect as to cause Love and so Fruitfull an Effect as to cause Life and Living Creatures They implore Mercy and beg your Favourable Sentence and since it is a Natural effect for Males and Females to be Adulterers at least Lovers you may as soon destroy all Animal Creatures as this Sin if it be one and if there be some Men and Women purely chast those are of Divine Compositions and not Perfect Naturals their Souls and Bodies having more of the Purity of the Gods than the gross Corporality of Nature but these two Offendants confess they have proved themselves Nature's Creatures and the Woman says she is Eve's Daughter but if you will Spare her Life she hopes to be as great a Saint as Mary Magdalen for she will beg Pardon by Repentance and wash out her Sin with her Tears Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges This Pleader ought to be Condemned not only for a Corrupt Lawyer but a Wicked Man and may very well be believed to be Guilty of the same Crime he Pleads so well for for if he were not Guilty of the Crime he would not Plead for a Pardon Defendant Most Reverend Judges I am no more Guilty of the Sin than the Interceding Saints in Heaven for Sinners on Earth but if the Pleader should be Condemned for the Cause of his Client neither Truth would be Heard nor Right Decided so that all Justice would be Overthrown with Malicious Accusers and False Witnesses But howsoever Most Reverend Judges I am not to Decide the Cause though I Plead in the behalf of my Clients and it is the Profession of a Lawyer to speak for his Clients and not Against them whatsoever their Cause be for this is the part of their Opposites and I am not to fling the first Stone Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges Howsoever he be Affected whether evil or not yet the Cause he Pleads is a Wicked Cause and the Offenders ought to be severely Punished according to the Punishing Laws for such Offences and Offenders and if Adultery should be suffered Propriety and the Right of Inheritance would be lost in the Obscurity of hidden Adultery or in the Uncertainty of the Right Children or Fathers A Cause Pleaded at the Barr before Judges concerning Theft Most Reverend and Just Judges Plaintiff HEre is a man which is Accused for Stealing privately and Robbing openly against all Law and Right the Goods of his Neighbours for which we have brought him before your Honours appealing to the Laws for satisfaction of the Injuries Wrongs and Loffes leaving him to your Justice and Judgement Defendant Most Reverend Judges I am come here to Plead for this poor man my Client who is Accused for Stealing which is a silent obscure way of taking the Goods of other men for his own use also this Poor man for so I may say he is having nothing of his own to Live on but what he is Necessitated to take from other men is accused for Robbery which is to take away the Goods of other men in a Visible way and Forcible manner All which he confesseth as that the Accusation against him is true for he did both Steal and Rob for his own Livelihood and Maintenance of his Old 〈…〉 Past Labouring and for his Young Children 〈…〉 are not Able to help themselves and for his Weak Sick Wife that Labours in Child Birth For which he appeals to Nature who made all things in Common She made not some men to be Rich and other men Poor some to Surfeit with overmuch Plenty and others to be Starved for Want for when she made the World and the Creatures in it She did not divide the Earth nor the rest of the Elements but gave the use generally amongst them all But when Governmental Laws were devised by some Usurping Men who were the greatest Thieves and Robbers for they Robbed the rest of Mankind of their Natural Liberties and Inheritances which is to be Equal Possessors of the World these Grand and Original Thieves and Robbers which are call'd Moral Philosophers or Common-wealth makers were not only Thieves and Tyrants to the Generality of Mankind but they were Rebels against Nature Imprisoning Nature within the Jail of Restraint Keeping her to the spare Diet of Temperance Binding her with Laws and Inslaving her with Propriety whereas all is in Common with Nature Wherefore being against Nature's Laws for any man to Possess more of the World or the Goods of the World than an other man those that have more Wealth or Power than other men ought to be Punished as Usurpers and Robbers and not those that are Poor and Powerless Therefore if you be Just Judges of Nature and not of Art Judges for Right and not for Wrong if you be Judges of the most Ancient Laws and not Usurping Tyrants you will not only quit this Poor man and set him free from his Accusers which are His and such Poor men's Abusers but you will cause his Accusers who are Rich to Divide their Wealth Equally with Him and all his Family for which Judgement you will gain Natures favour which is the Empress of Mankind Her Government is the Ancientest Noblest Generousest Heroickest and Royalest and her Laws are not only the Ancientest for there are no Records before Nature's Laws so that they are the Fundamental Laws of the Universe and the most Common Laws extending to all Creatures but they are the Wisest Laws and yet the Freest also Nature is the most Justest Judge both for Rewards and Punishments for She Rewards her Creatures that Observe her Laws as they ought to do with Delight and Pleasure but those that Break or abuse her Laws as in destroying their fellow Creatures by untimely Deaths or unnatural Torments or do Riot and oppress her with Excess She Punishes them with Grief Pains and Sicknesses and if you will avoid the Punishment of Remorse Grief and Repentance Save this Poor necessitated man from
Violence and the Cruelty of these Inhuman Unnatural Destroying Laws Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges This man who is Nature's Lawyer and Pleader ought to be Banish'd from this Place and his Profession of Pleading out of all Civilest Governments for he Talks he knows not what of Nature's Laws whereas there is no Law in Nature for Nature is Lawless and hath made all her Creatures so as to be Wild and Ravenous to be Unsatiable and Injurious to be Unjust Cruel Destructive and so Disorderous that if it were not for Civil Government Ordained from an Higher Power as from the Creator of Nature her self all her Works would be in a Confusion and so their own Destruction But man is not all of Nature's Work but only in his Outward Frame having an Inward Celestial and Divine Composition and a Supreme Power given him by the Gods to Rule and Govern Nature So that if your Honours submit to the Plea of this Babler you will make the Rulers and Governours of Nature the Slaves of Nature Wherefore if you be Celestial and not Natural Judges and will give Divine Judgement and not Judge according to Brutal Senses you will Condemn this Notorious Thief and Wild Robber to the Gallows that his Life may be the Satisfaction for the Wrongs and his Death an Example for a Warning to Prevent the like Crimes A Cause Pleaded before Judges betwixt two Bastards Most Reverend Judges Plaintiff THere be Two Laws in this Kingdom which seem to be very Unjust the One is that if a VVoman be Got with Child by One Man and Marries an Other before her Child is Born that Child must Inherit her Husbands Estate if it be a Son so that One mans Son comes to be an Other mans Heir by the Law The Other is that if a man Begets a Son before Marriage and he Marries not the VVoman till After his Son is Born and though the Marriage cancels the Fault of Adultery and is an Attonement for the Sin or Crime both to God and the Law yet the Innocent Child that was in No Fault is put by the Inheritance by the Law indeed the Son so Born Inherits only the Disgrace of a Bastard but not his Fathers Estate and thus if the VVoman be Incontinent a mans Own begotten Son shall not Inherit and an Other mans Bastard be his Heir The same Case is brought to be Pleaded before your Honours for two Sons of One VVoman but not of One Father the Eldest being her Husbands Begotten and Born before Marriage the other Begotten by an Other man but Born a moneth after her Marriage with the first Sons Father The Son born after Marriage claims his Mothers Husbands Estate as Inheritance by Law the Other claims the Estate as a Natural Right Defendant Most Reverend Judges The Son born to Inherit claims the Estate by the Right of Birth and hopes your Honours will not suffer his Birth-right to be taken from him Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges The Right Begotten Son doth not Challenge his Fathers Estate as his Right by Birth but as his Right by Gift for his Father by Deed gave him that which the Law took from him for his Estate being not Intail'd he might Give it to whom he would and he could not Give it more Justly Honestly and Lovingly than to his Own Son but had he not a Child of his Own to have given it to yet surely he would never have Left it if he had Power to Dispose of it to a Son of his Inconstant Wife or Friend which bore him to his Shame and Dishonour but the Case is so clear for his true-Begotten Son as it needs no more Pleading A Cause Pleaded before the Judges between an Husband and his Wife Most Reverend Judges Plaintiff HEre is a Woman Born of good Parents brought a great Portion and makes a chast VVife yet her Husband is so Unkind and so Cruel as he doth not only Beat her often but so Grievously and Sorely as she is weary of her Life and therefore she beseeches your Honours to take so much Commiseration of her Cause as to Bind her Husband to a good Behaviour or to Grant her a Bill of Divorce and some Allowance from him that she may Live Absent in Peace Defendant Most Reverend Judges A Husband Anger nor yet his Corrections is not a sufficient Plea for a Wife to Part from her Husband for a Woman when she Marries makes a Promise before God and his Divine Minister in the Sacred Temple that she takes her Husband to Have and to Hold for Better for Worse and that she will be Dutifull and Obedient as also Constant to him so long as Life lasts and so plights her troth Wherefore it is against the Laws of God and his Church to sue for a Divorce also it is against her Duty to Complain Wherefore she ought by the Laws of God and consequently by all Other Laws to suffer Patiently did she give her Husband No cause to use her so Severely Plaintiff Most Reverend Judges A Wife is not bound by any Laws but Religion to Hazard her Life and she fears he will Kill her in his Fury and therefore for the Safety of her Life she desires your Honours will quit her of the Danger Defendant Most Reverend Judges A Wife is bound both by the Law of Nature and God to Hazard her Life not only for her Husbands Safety Honour and Pleasure but for his Humour for a VVife is bound to Leave her Parents Country and what else soever to go with her Husband wheresoever he goes and will have her go with him were it on the Dangerous Seas or into Barren Deserts or Perpetual Banishments or Bloody VVarrs besides Child-birth all which is more Dangerous and Painfull than blows but howsoever it is as Lawfull for an Husband to Govern Rule and Correct his VVife as for Parents to Rule Govern and Correct their Children or for Masters to Rule Govern and Correct their Servants or Slaves Plaintiff But Parents ought not Strike or Cruelly use their Children nor Masters their Servants or Slaves without Faults committed Defendant Parents Masters and Husbands in the Case of Ruling Governing Correcting Punishing or using their Children Servants Slaves and VVives ought to be their Own Judges and no other But Most Reverend Judges She is not free from Fault for though she be Chast yet she is a Scold she gives her Husband more unkind VVords than he gives her unkind Blows and her Tongue provokes his Hand to strike her but as she is Lavish of her VVords so she is of his Estate not so much with what she Spends as with that she Spoils and though he can keep her from the One he cannot hinder her from the Other for she is not only Unhuswifely and Careless of the main Stock but she Breaks Rends and Spoils all his Goods out of a Malicious Revenge and Evil Nature Yet howsoever were she the Best VVife that could be and he the Worst Husband the Law
your Condemned Subjects at your Council-bord their last Refuge in Extremity appealing to your Majesties Self where your Majesty sits in Person to Hear not only Counsels but Complaints I shall answer this Privy-Counsellour whose Judgement is more Severe than I hope your Majesty will be in your Sentence He says it is Inhuman Uncharitable Unnatural and Impious for neer Allies to Kill each other but neither your Majesty nor your most Loyal Subjects should nor would think nor believe so if your Majesty had a Civil Rebellious Warr which I Pray the Gods to keep you from yet in all Civil Warrs neer Allies Fight against one an other and Kill one another believing they do not only their King but God Good Service in so doing for what Pious Men or Loyal Subjects would not Kill their Fathers or their Sons that Fight against their King or do but Oppose his Will and Pleasure nay those that Speak against it ought to be accounted Traitors and as for Honour which is said only to be an Opinion and Fancy of some men yet it is such an Opinion and Fancy that without it men would neither be Generous nor Valiant Just nor Gratefull Faithfull nor Trusty but all men would be Sordid Covetous Cowards False Cheats Unthankfull and Treacherous besides Wit and Learning would be quite Abolished or Buried in Oblivion and if men care not for Esteem Respect and Praise men would not care to do that which is Good but on the contrary would do all the Hurt and Evil they could for Praise keeps men from Evil more than Laws or Punishment and Praise is more Powerfull to Perswade and to Allure men to good than Strength or Authority hath Power to Inforce men to good and Honour Lives in Praise and Praise Lives in Worthy Acts which Worthy Acts Fame Records that After-ages may know what Just Valiant Generous Wise Learned Witty Ingenious Industrious Pious Faithfull and Vertuous men Liv'd in Former times which Knowledge will make Posterity Desirous and Industrious to do as their Fore-fathers have done Thus do Good and Honourable Acts beget their like in After-ages which is a Race of Worthy Deeds Wherefore your Majesty for the Good of the Present and Future times will Favour these men that Love Honour more than Life and Fear Disgrace more than Death which is the Cause of the two Brothers for whom I Plead and Beg your Majesties Pardon The KINGS Answer I Neither ought to Approve the Act of those two Brothers concerning the Death of their Sister nor to Obstruct or Oppose my Laws in their Condemnment Yet since their Act was to Take away Disgrace and not out of Malice and through a Hate to the Crime not to the Person I am not willing to leave them to the Punishment and the Laws being Satisfied by their Arraignment Judgement and Condemnment I will give them their Lives Lands Goods and Liberties which the Laws took from them and so leave them to Gods Mercy for Grace to Repent their Sin A Privy-Counsellours Speech at the Council-bord to His Soveraign Most Gracious Soveraign THis your City wherein your Majesty doth chiefly Reside grows Too big for the rest of your Kingdome indeed So big as it will be too Unruly and Unwieldy to be Govern'd and being fully Populated it will not only be apt to Corrupt the Air and so cause Often and Great Plagues which may Infect the whole Kingdome for where Many People are there is much Dung and Filth both within the Streets and Houses as also Foul Bodies and Corrupt Humours which of Necessity must be very Unwholesome but it will Devour the rest of the Kingdome for it is the Mouth and Belly that Devours the Fruitfull Increase of the Land yet Labours not to Husband the Ground Besides the Richest and Noblest of your Subjects Residing for the most part in the City as being the Chief City Rob the Country and Inrich the City for what they Receive in the Country they Spend in the City so that they Feed on the Labours of the Poor Country-men and are Inriched by the Vanities of the Nobles Thus they Thrive by Vanity and Live by Spoils Wasting the Plenty Beggering the Gentry and Ruining the Country and so the Kingdome Also too Great and Populous a City is not only a Head too Great for the Body of the Common-wealth but like a Head that is full of Gross Humours indeed a Great City is a Head fill'd with Evil Designs and not only a Head with Evil Designs but it is the Tongue of Detraction the Heart of Civil Warr the Magazin of Warring Arms and the Treasury to maintain Rebellious Armies for though they are more apt to Mutin than to Fight and more apt to Rise in Tumults than in Arms yet more apt to Take up Arms than to Keep Peace and though they have neither Conduct nor Courage yet they will Destroy with Force and Fury whosoever will offer to Oppose them and their great Plenty will make them more apt to Rebell than if they were Pinched with Necessity for their Wealth makes them Proud their Pride makes them Ambitious their Ambition makes them Envious their Envy makes them Factious their Faction makes them Mutinous and in a Tumultuous Mutiny they will indeavour to pull your Majesty from your Throne break your Laws and make Havock and Spoil of all the Goods and Lives of your Loyalst Ministers of State and Noblest Persons about you and for the most part the most Honest and Worthiest Persons they can come to they will Destroy Thus a great City is too Rich to be Obedient too Proud to be Govern'd too Populous to be Quiet and too Factious to Live Peaceably A Privy-Counsellours Speech to his Soveraign concerning Trade Dread Soveraign I Think it my Duty to inform your Majesty that Trade is so Decayed as it will in a short time Ruine your Kingdome if not Timely Repaired for this Kingdome being an Island Trade is the Foundation to Uphold it without which Foundation it will fall to Ruine and the Chief Persons of and for Trading in an Island are Merchants Adventurers which are both Forein and Home Traffickers These Merchants your Majesty should Assist and Defend to the Utmost of your Power As for the Advancing of Trade there be Three things the First is Easie Taxes for Customs the Second is to Secure them from Enemies at Sea the Third is Not to Suffer your Neighbour-Nations to Incroach upon their Privileges or to Take the Trading from them As for the first to Lessen your Customs will Lessen your Revenue and that ought not to be by Reason your Revenue is not so Great as to admit of any Diminution your Charge being Extraordinary Great but your Majesty may Secure them at Sea by your Shipping and Maintain their Privileges abroad and at home by your Power which Actions will not only cause your Neighbours to Fear you but your Subjects to Love you the One for your Force the Other for your Favour And
Peace and Plenty as they have done with Me to whom I leave You and Him to you Farewell A Daughters Dying Speech to her Father FAther Farewell and may that Life that Issues from My young and tender Years be added to Your Age may all your Grief be Buried in my Grave and may the Joys Pleasures and Delights that did attend my Life be Servants unto Yours may Comfort Dry your Eyes God Cease your Sorrows that though I Die you may Live Happily Why do you mourn that Death must be your Son-in-Law since he is a Better Husband than any you could Choose me or I could Choose my Self it is a Match that Nature and the Fates have made Wherefore be Content for it is not in your Power to alter the Decrees of Fate for Destiny cannot be Opposed but if you could you would Rob me of the Happiness the Gods intend me for though my Body shall dwell with Death my Soul shall dwell in Heaven and Holy Angels that are my Marriage Guests will Conduct it to that Glory for which you have cause to Joy and not to Grieve for all Creatures Live but to Die but those that are Blessed Die to Live and so do I. Farewell A Souldiers Dying Speech to his Friends Dear Friends YOu are come to see me Die but I am sorry you shall see me Die in the Bed of Sloth and not in the Field of Action for now I shall Die like a Coward whereas had I Died in the Field of Warr I should have Died as a Valiant man indeed the Field of Warr is the Bed of Honour wherein all Valiant and Gallant men should Die but Fortune hath denied me that Honour she hath spar'd my Life to my Loss for those that Die in the Warrs have Greater Renowns and Gloriouser Fame than those that Die in Chambers of Peace for whatsoever Heroick Acts men have done for the most part Die if they Out-live them for such Actions Live by the Deaths of the Actors I do not say Alwaies but for the Most part which makes me fear the Service I have done my King and Country will Die with me and be Buried in Oblivions Grave yet should the Service I have done be quite Forgotten I should not Repent my Actions for Honourable persons and Gallant men should do what they Ought to do although they were certain Never to be Rewarded for though few men are Rewarded according to their Merits and many have Favour that did Never Merit a Reward so Unjust is the World Fortune and Fame yet their Injustice must not make men Unworthy but I have done my Part and Death will do His. Farewell A Dying Speech of a Loving Mistress to her Beloved Servant SErvant This day I should have been your Wife and so Your Servant as you have been Mine but Death hath Robbed Hymen of his Rights and now he Fights with Life which he will Overcome for Death is Conquerour of All and Triumphs in his Spoils Yet Death by taking my Life Prisoner will set your Person Free to choose an other Mistress to make a Wife in whose Imbraces I shall be Buried and utterly Forgotten I speak not this in Envy to Her Happiness nor Yours for Envy dwells with Life and not with Death nor am I Loth to Die nor Grieve to be Forgotten no not by those that I Loved most and equal with my Soul for those I Love I would not have them Mourn in Melancholy thoughts and Sad remembrance of my Death I only wish that She that you Love next may return Love again with as much Truth Constancy and Purity as I have Loved you and may she be the Glory of her Sex and Honour of her Husband and may you Live to Love each Other and Love to Live for One an others Sake may Nature Time Fortune Fate and the Gods joyn in your Happiness Farewell A Forein Travellers Dying Speech Dear Friends I Have Travelled Farr and have seen Much of the World and have gone Round about the World but now I shall Travel Out of the World from which I shall bring no News I shall not come back to Relate my Journies or to tell you what Strange Creatures there are in the Other World or what Dangers I escap'd or what Adventures I have made or what several Countries there are and which is good for Plantation or what Commodities there are or what Traffick there is or may be for though all Creatures are Transported yet no Returns are Sent back in Lieu of them unless we believe New-born Creatures are sent out of the Other World into This but that is not Probable because they are Made in this World and of the same Substances of the World But howsoever those that are Sent thither as by Sickness Casualties Fortune and Age Return no more wherefore I must take my Last leave of you for though I have been at the Confines of Death and am Return'd to my Friends again yet I never was in the Region of Death a place I never was Ambitious or Desirous to go to for though I had the Curiosity to see the several Countries Kingdomes and Places in the several parts of the World yet I never had the Curiosity to Travel into Death's Kingdome no nor to see the Mansions of the Gods which may be Accounted a Sin Indeed Travellers are accounted Atheistical but if they were yet when they come to Die they would change those Atheistical Opinions and as Bad as they are thought to be yet they are not Afraid of Death for then they would not Venture their Lives so Often as they do indeed Travellers have as Great Courage as Souldiers have and 't is believed as Little Religion but not so much Hate Envy Malice Revenge nor Covetousness unless they be Merchants nor they are not Robbers and Murderers they do not Take away mens Lives nor Goods as Souldiers do but of all men Travellers have most reason to Adore and Worship God Best for they see Most of his Wonderfull works which shew his Power Might Wisdome and Majesty the which makes his Creatures Admire him Praise him Fear him Love him and Pray to him as the Great Omnipotent Infinite Eternal Incomprehensible and Everlasting God to whom I Resign my Soul and Leave my Body to Death Farewell A Lovers Dying Speech to his Beloved Mistress Dear Mistress THough I must Die I leave my Life to Live with You for You are the Life of my Love and the Love of my Life you are the Palace of my Soul wherein it Lives and will Remain though Death doth take my Body hence for Souls Live though Bodies Die yet do not Drown my Soul in Tears nor Cloud it with your Sorrows but give it Light of Joy and Please it with your Kind remembrance But O my Jealous thoughts do Torture more my Mind than Pains of Death do Torture my Weak Body lest you should Banish the Love of Me to Entertain a Stranger which if you do the Gods
Terrible and Dreadfull Pit wherein is no Hope of Getting out The truth is Death carries many Evil Souls down into Hell but Good Souls he leaves at the Bottom of the Hill that leads up to Heaven from which those Souls Climb and Clamber up with great Difficulty for whatsoever is Excellent is Hard to Get or Come to whereas that which is Bad is Easie to be Had. But howsoever this Poor man is Dead and we shall see him Buried leaving his Soul in its Journey and his Body in the Grave A young Virgins Funeral Oration Beloved Brethren and Sisters in God VVE here meet not only as Funeral Mourners but as Marriage Guests to Attend and Wait upon a Young Virgin to see her Laid into her Nuptial-bed which is the Grave 'T is true her Husband Death is a Cold Bed-fellow but yet he makes a Good Husband for he will never Cross Oppose nor Anger her nor give her Cause of Grief or Sorrow neither in his Rude Behaviour Inconstant Appetite nor Lewd Life which had she Married any other Husband might have made very Unhappy whereas now she will know no Sorrow for there is no Whoring Gaming Drinking Quarrelling nor Prodigal Spending in the Grave for Death Banishes all Riot and Disorder out of his Habitations there is no Noise nor Disturbance in his Palace Indeed Death's Palace is a place of Peace Rest Quiet and Silence and therefore all are Happy that Dwell there for there is no Envy Malice Slander nor Treachery there Men are not Tempted with Beauty nor Women Flattered into Wantonness they are Free from all Tentation or Defamation neither are they Troubled or Tormented with Pain or Sickness for Death hath a Remedy for all Diseases which is Insensibility the truth is Death is not only Charitable to Help all Creatures out of Misery but Generous as to be so Hopitable that he sets Open his Gates for all Comers insomuch as the Meanest Creatures that are have a Free Entrance and the Same Entertainment with the Noblest for there are no Ceremonies of State All is in Common there is no Pride nor Ambition no Scorn nor Disgrace and Death's Palace is so Spacious as it is beyond all Measure or Circumference being sufficient to Receive all the Creatures Nature makes and since there is such Store of Company in Death and Death so Generous and Hospitable why should we Fear or be Loath to Dye nay why should not we Desire to Dye and Rejoyce for those Friends that are Dead especially Considering the Unhappiness of Life wherein Man is most Miserable because he is most Sensible and Apprehensive of what he Suffers or what he may Suffer But this Young Virgin is Happier by Death than many Others are because she hath not Liv'd so Long to Suffer so Much as those that are Older Have done or as those that Live to be Old Will do Wherefore let us Rejoyce for her Happiness and put her into the Grave the Bed of Rest there to Sleep Quietly A Young New-Married Wif's Funeral Oration Beloved Brethren VVE are met together at this time to see a New-Married Wife which is here Dead to be Buried She hath made an unequal Change from a Lively Hot Husband to a Deadly Cold Lover yet will she be more Happy with her Dull Dumb Deaf Blind Numb Lover than with her Lively Talking Listning Eying Active Husband were he the Best Husband that could be for Death is far the Happier Condition than Marriage and although Marriage at first is Pleasing yet after a time it is Displeasing like Meat which is Sweet in the Mouth but proves Bitter in the Stomack Indeed the Stomack of Marriage is full of Evil Humours as Choler and Melancholy and of very Evil Disgestion for it cannot Disgest Neglects Disrespects Absence Dissembling Adultery Jealousie Vain Expences Waste Spoil Idle Time Laziness Examinations Cross Answers Peevishness Frowardness Frowns and many the like Meats that Marriage Feeds on As for Pains Sicknesses Cares Fears and other Troubles in Marriage they are Accounted as wholesome Physick which the Gods give them for the Gods are the Best Physicians and Death is a very Good Surgeon Curing his Patients without Pain for what Part soever he Touches is Insensible Death is only Cruel in Parting Friends from each other for though they are Happy whom he Takes away yet those that are Left behind are Unhappy Living in Sorrow for their Loss so that this Young New-Married Wife that is Dead is Happy but her Husband is a Sorrowfull Widdower But leaving Her to her Happiness and Him to be Comforted let us put her into the Grave there to Remain untill the day of Judgement which Day will Imbody her Soul with Everlasting Glory A Widdows Funeral Oration Beloved Brethren THis Widdow at whose Funeral we are met Lived a very Intemperate and Irregular Life all the time of her Widdow-hood for which not only Nature but the Gods might be Angry with her for though She did not Surfeit with Feasting yet She Starved her self with Fasting and though She did not Drink her self Drunken as many Women in this Age will do yet She did Weep her self Dry She grew not Fat and Lasie with overmuch Sleeping but became Lean and Sick with overmuch Watching She VVatch'd not to Dance and Play but to Mourn and Pray nor did She waste her Wealth in Vanities but She did waste her Life in Sorrow She Sate not on the Knees of Amorous Lovers but Kneeled on her Knees to God Her Cheeks were not Red with Paint but Pale with Grief She did not wear Black Patches on her Face but Black Mourning on her Body She was Adorned with no other Jewels than her Tears She had no Diamond Pendents in her Ears but Transparent Tears in her Eyes no Oriental Pearls about her Neck but Drops of Tears lay on her Breast Thus was She Drest in Tears She suffered not Painters to Draw the Picture of her Face but her Thoughts did Form her Husbands Figure in her Mind She hung not her Chamber with Black but her Mind with Melancholy She Banished all Stately Ceremonies and Ceremonies of State and set her self Humbly on the Ground She past not her time with Entertaining Visitors but Entertain'd her Self with the Remembrance of her Husband She did not Speak much but Think much In short She was so Intemperate in her Grief as her Grief Kill'd her it may be said she was Murdered with Grief and no kind or manner of Murder is Acceptable either to Nature or the Gods but some sorts of Murders are Hatefull to both Yet this Widdow howsoever she Offended in her Over-much Grieving She had Pardon for her Praying and to prove the Gods did Pardon her they Granted her Request which was to take her out of this World without Painfull Sickness and so they did for She was so free from Pains as She parted with Life with a Smiling Countenance and lay as Still as if She lay to Sleep She breathed out her last Breath
Eat and Eat more than you have Appetite you are like Misers in your Feeding stuffing your Stomacks with Meat as they do their Trunks and Baggs with Money and the Superfluity of meat Destroyes the Gluttonous Eater with Surfeits Thirdly your Adorning or rather Deforming your selves in Antick Fashions and Toyish Vanities which sheweth your Heads to be Brainless and sometimes your Purses to be Moneyless for Spending so much on your Backs you cannot Keep any thing in your Coffers nor for your Necessary use Fourthly your Idle Visits and Unprofitable Discourses wherein is more Words than Wit and more Time lost than Knowledge gain'd for you become more Ignorant with Talking than Learned with Contemplating for Brains are not Manured with Foolish Discourses but Wise Considerations Lastly your Numerous Trains which are Unprofitable Servants being maintain'd for Shew and not for Use they Spending much and doing little Service is the Cause not only of great Disorders but the Ruine of many Noble Families The Short is you Drink to be Drunk Eat to be Sick Live to be Idle Spend to be Poor and Talk to be Fools Thus you Lose Time Waste your Estate Trouble your Minds and Shorten your Lives Living with more Cost than Worship and more Worship than Pleasure for you are Stewards for your Servants Hosts for your Guests and Slaves to your Vain Humours An Oration Contradicting the Former Noble Citizens THe Former Oration was against the Lawfull Delights and Pleasures of our Citizens nay of all Mankind which Expresses the Orator either to be so Poor of Means as he Cannot Attain to such Delights and Pleasures or that his Senses are Imperfect as not Capable to Receive them or that he is of so Evil a Disposition as to Desire all men to be Miserable or that he is a Fool as not Knowing how to Speak or Live wisely whereas had he Spoken against Hurtfull and Destroying Vices he had Spoken as a Good man ought to do for Vices are Vices no otherwise but that they are Hurtfull or Destructive to Mankind which makes them Vices for the Gods Forbid them because of the Evil Effects as Drunkenness which Disorders the Reason Distempers the Brain and Obstructs the Senses making men Senseless or to be as Mad and causes oftentimes Quarrels Wounds and Death at least Breaks Peace and makes Enemies of Friends besides Drunkenness makes men Sick and is apt to Shorten their Lives all which makes it a Vice and so a Sin But did Drunkenness cause no Evil Effect it ought not to be Forbidden nor could it be accounted a Crime The like I may say for Gluttony for would men Eat only to Please them and not so much as to Disease them it would be no Fault to Eat well or to Please their Palate but it is the Surfeits Sickness and oftentimes Untimely Death that makes Gluttony a Vice and for Adultery it would be so far from a Crime as it would be a Virtue in the Increase of Mankind were it not for the Loss of Propriety in that no man would Know his Own Child nor be sure to Injoy his Own Wife or that Woman he makes Choice of As for Theft and Murder they are not of that Sort to be named Vices only but Damnable Sins wherein can neither be Society Safety nor Security of Life for Thieves and Murderers indeavour an Utter Destruction without Mercy or Remorse Wherefore since Vices and Sins are Vices and Sins for their Hurt and Evil Effects those things that are call'd Vanities which produce Pleasure and Delight without Death and Destruction ought not to be Spoken against for Vanities are Profitable to the Poor and not Hurtfull to the Rich But yet Moralists and Divines Plead Preach and Write Rail and Exclame against all Honest Harmless Delights and Pleasures as if they were Sins to God and Nature as if Nature and the God of Nature should make Senses and Appetites in Vain or only to the Hurt and Dislike of the Creature and not for their Good and Pleasure as to make a Body for Pain and Sickness and not for Health and Ease and to make a Mind for Trouble and Discontent and not for Peace and Tranqullity to make Desires but not Fruitions Indeed Nature and the God of Nature is more Just to Mankind for as they have made Eyes and Seeing so they have made Light Splendour and Beauty to be Seen and as they have made Ears to Hear so they have made Harmony to be Heard and as they have made Nostrils to Smell so they have made Perfumes to be Smelt and as they have made Taste so they have made Relishes and as they have made Hunger so they have made Food and as they have made Appetites so they have given Satisfaction or Satiety Thus we may perceive that every Particular Sense is Fitted or Matched to Particular Pleasures but because Nature hath made some Aversion therefore Moralists and Divines would not have men Injoy the Pleasure in Nature whereas the most Rational men perceive that Aversions were only made to Highten and Re-double the Pleasures and Delights both of Body and Mind but these Men are so Rigid in their Doctrine I will not say in their own particular Practice as they would have men Choose the Worst part and Refuse the Better and would have all Mankind Struggle Strive and Oppose all Nature's Delights and Benefits the truth is they seem to Desire a Perpetual Warr between the Senses and the Objects as also between the Mind and the Body as between the Reason and Sense but in my opinion their Doctrine hath neither Sense nor Reason and their Authors would have as Little if they should Practise what they Preach Wherefore Noble Citizens my Advise is that you Take your Pleasures yet so as you may Injoy them Long as to Warm your Selves not to Burn your Selves to View the Light but not to Gaze out your Sight to Bathe your Selves but not to Drown your Selves to Please your Selves but not to Destroy your Selves with Excess An Oration against Usurers and Money-Horders Noble Citizens VVE have some Citizens amongst us that are Rich and yet Miserable they Covet Much yet Injoy but Little for they Hord up their Wealth and Starve Themselves and if they did Starve None but Themselves it were no great matter being fitter for Death than Life but their Hords impoverish the Common-wealth and so Starve the Poor for there cannot be a Greater Evil in a Common-wealth set a-side Warr than to have many Rich Usurers as Covetous Getters and Spare Spenders for their Great Wealth is like as a Great Dunghill which whilst it lies on a Heap together doth no Good but Hurt whereas if it were Dispersed and Spread upon the Barren Lands it would Inrich much Ground producing Increase and Plenty The like should Money or such sort of Riches be Spread equally to make a Common-wealth Live Happily Indeed a Prodigal is more Beneficial and Profitable to a Common-wealth than a Usurer for a