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unto_o thou_o for_o even_o as_o arm_n be_v weak_a abroad_o if_o there_o be_v not_o counsel_n at_o home_n so_o be_v that_o study_v vain_a and_o counsel_v unprofitable_a which_o in_o a_o due_a and_o convenient_a time_n be_v not_o by_o virtue_n execute_v and_o put_v in_o effect_n my_o intention_n be_v not_o to_o provoke_v but_o appease_v not_o to_o assault_v but_o to_o defend_v not_o to_o conquer_v but_o to_o preserve_v my_o faithful_a subject_n and_o hereditary_a dominion_n into_o which_o picrochole_n be_v enter_v in_o a_o hostile_a manner_n without_o any_o ground_n or_o cause_n and_o from_o day_n to_o day_n pursue_v his_o furious_a enterprise_n with_o great_a height_n of_o insolence_n that_o be_v intolerable_a to_o freeborn_a spirit_n i_o have_v endeavour_v to_o moderate_v his_o tyrannical_a choler_n offer_v he_o all_o that_o which_o i_o think_v may_v
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