it is so flintie that no good thing will penetrate the diuell sitting at the elbowe and eyther rockes him a sleeepe or amazeth the minde with wandring thoughts so that filling a place as a Cipher in augrime heareth a buzzing sound in his eares but is neuer truly toucht in his heart Beside the affections are not alike for at a Play the whole facultie of the minde is altogether bent on delight the eye earnestly fixed vpon the obiect euery sence busied for the time the eare narrowly waiteth to catch that that is vttered sending it to wit wit to reason reason to memorie which locketh it vp in a clozet least it slip out againe the diuell in the meane time like a quiet fellow doth not trouble the affections with strange delusions and why so because they are occupied in his worke Furthermore a man is not wearied be it neuer so tedious because they doo not onely as I say feed the eare with sweete words equally ballanced the eye with variable delight but also with great allacritie doth swiftly runne ouer in two houres space the dooings of many yeares galloping from one countrey to an other whereby the minde is drawne into expectation of the sequell and carried from one thing to an other with changeable motions that although hee were vnacquainted with the matter before yet the cunning Art hee seeth in the conueyance maketh him patiently attend the Catastrophae when as at a Lecture and holy exercise all the sences are mortified and possest with drowsinesse so that by this then we may see our corrupt nature and the sore that runneth ouer the whole body for the minde is nothing so tentible at a good instruction nor the eare so audible as at a vaine and sportiue foolerie ô how dull is the affections to the one and how prompt to the other how the tongue will itterate and repeate the one with great ioye and smoulder vp the other in drowsie melancholye Many well gouerned Common-wealths did not onely note them to bee infamous persons that acted them excluding them from offices and giuing testimonie in causes crimminall but also supplanted and beate downe Theaters and common Play-houses least any things should be imprinted in the peoples harts against honestie Licurgus banished all Players Pypers Sophisters c. Ouid for his wanton Ars amandi was exiled by Augustus Iuuinall as an instrument of obscenitie and bawdery was driuen out of his countrey because by their wanton Elegies they made the mindes obsequies to loose liuing A good old father being demanded what he thought of Playes and idle Poetrie answered they were very good to infect young wits with vanitie and needlesse fopperie The grossenesse of the Heathen was such Foule idollatrie in the Heathen that they dedicated Playes games mummeries maskes c. to their Idols to pacifie their supposed displeasure And although there is none but abhorreth such foule Idollatrie yet the diuell hath such a Heccatombe of sacrifices out of obscene and filthy Playes To bee short men ought to recreate themselues comely and decently and vse exercises of better report and lesse hurt for what saieth Saint Chrisostome to the faithfull of his time In no case saieth hee frequent Theaters least you bee branded with infamie It is no small offence saieth Ciprian for a man to disguise himselfe in the garments of a woman vnlesse in cases of great necessitie to saue the life c. And therefore it were to bee wished that all loue-bookes Sonnets and vile pamphles were burned and no more suffered to be printed nor filthy Playes rehearsed which are the bellowes to blowe the coales of lust soften the minde and make it flexible to euil inclinations vnlesse first seene and allowed by some of approued and discreet iudgement To conclude it were further to be wished that those admired wittes of this age Tragaedians and Comaedians that garnish Theaters with their inuentions would spend their wittes in more profitable studies and leaue off to maintaine those Anticks and Puppets that speake out of their mouthes for it is pittie such noble giftes should be so basely imployed as to prostitute their ingenious labours to inrich such buckorome gentlemen And much better it were indeed they had nor wit nor learning at all then to spend it in such vanitie to the dishonour of God and corrupting the Common-wealth but he that dependeth on such weake staies shall be sure of shame and beggerie in the ende for it hath sildome bene seene that any of that profession haue prospered or come to an assured estate Hast thou wit learning and a vaine to write wickednesse adde wisedome to thy wit and couet to write goodnesse so shalt thou in stead of cursing be blessed and immortally praised of the good and honest The floud of wittie foolishnes hath a long time ouerflowne the bankes of modestie the world is full of idle bookes and friuolous toyes neuer in any age was the like turne thy pen write not with a goose quill any longer clense thy wit of grosse folly and publish things profitable and necessary new and good to the building vp of Vertue and godlinesse Againe is the minde and body wearied with vnreasonable care and labour rest ease and inoffensiue pastimes are then most fittest and in season for we are not created to follow sports and pleasures and sent into the world to play but for graue and waightie studies and to vse honest mirth when the body is tyred and no longer able to endure trauaile vnlesse it be againe refreshed with some actiuitie and not otherwise so that such as spend the time in vaine trifles gadding after Playes and idlely runne vp and downe breake that straight iniunction made by God to Adam In the sweat of thy browes shalt thou eate thy bread What whoredomes drunkennesse swearing and abhominable Sodomie is daily practised doth it not inuite and call vpon Magistrates to draw the sword of reformation do they not crie for vengeance to heauen surely there was neuer more filthinesse committed then now the word contemned Preachers despised and a direct opposition against all honestie that were it not for some fewe that stand in the gap fire and brimstone would fall from heauen consume the wicked like Sodome and Gomorrah For doubtlesse the sins of Sodome are as rife here as euer they were there pride gluttony cutthroat-enuy self-loue vnmercifulnesse to the poore and such like and those not priuate but vnuersall in all places and amongst most men The next enemy to Vertue is Idlenesse Idenesse the roote of all euill a burthen of impediment a vice so deeply rooted in some that it casteth them headlong into infernall bondage the toade out of which issueth nought but drunkennesse whoredomes pride ignorance errour blindnesse beggerie and a thousand moe miseries Time is like so many lighted lampes that with care diligence ought to be kept with oyle which with dampish idlenesse are soone put out and by negligence let fall for mans life
their glory if smoothly and pithily they can trick vp a tale of some beastly prapus of lawlesse lust and rip vp the genealogie of the Heathen gods to carrie the minde into wonderment ô how they will diue into the bottome of their braine for fluant termes and imbossed words to varnish theyr lyes and fables to make them glib and as we vse to say to goe downe without chewing which as poyson doth by litle and litle disperse it selfe into euery part of the body From hence riseth so much foolish idle prattle the Seruing-man the Image of sloath the bagge-pipe of vanitie like a windie Instrument soundeth nothing but prophanenesse and some are so charmed as they spend their whole life in vaine reading because they see in theÌ„ as in a glasse their owne conditions now such vaine fragments as fit their humors they sucke in and squeese out againe in euery assembly It is too true that one such wanton to ye dooth more breed Vice then twentie godly treatises can induce to Vertue nor twentie Sermons preached by the best Diuine in EnglaÌ„d doth not so much good to moue to true doctrine as one of these bookes do harme to intice to ill liuing they corrupt good learning subuert all sanctimony and by a tedious pratling ouer-sway the memory from that good purpose whervnto it ought to be imployed not informing the iudgement in matters worthy to be learned From whence then creepeth in this pestilence but out of these vaine bookes for euery mischiefe by litle litle crawleth vpon the good manners of men which vnder some shewe of goodnes is suddenly receiued which by a voluntary admittance at the first becoÌ„meth habituall especially when the spirituall faculties are defiled with much conuersatioÌ„ in so much that many that hold places in sacred assemblies become affected to their phrases Metaphors Allegories and such figuratiue and suparlatiue termes and so much vaine eloquence as they yeeld no fruite at all to their auditors but driue them into amazement with a multitude of Inkehorne-termes scummed from the Latin and defused phrases as they flye aboue the commoÌ„ reach when the most profitable and best affected speech is that that is most congruable and fitly applied to the intendment vnderstanding of the hearers by familiar and ordinarie termes not sophisticall darke and obscure nor too base and barbarous but such as are animated by their present abilitie to speake more then other men and be addicted to affectation haue commonly a dearth of iudgement sildome edifie but gallop ouer prophane writers to shewe theyr vaine reading Demosthenes beeing called to declaime against the rude multitude that had assembled themselues in the Forum of Athens answered he was not yet readie if he that had Facaecia ingenij the very soule of wit durst not speak in a serious matter without preparing himselfe before how caÌ„ such that come far short of him in promptnes of naturall wisdome presume to handle holy things so rashly with humane learning for it is an impudent boldnesse for a man to take vpon him to teach others that which he before hath not bene taught but I may speake as Tully spake of the Orators of Rome Sed tamen videmus quibus extinctus Oratoribus quam in paucis spes quanto in paucioribus facultas quam in multis sit audacia We see saith he what noble Orators are put out of the way and how in fewe a hope remaineth in fewer a skill but in many a boldnesse that dare set vpon any thing To returne doo not these idle pernicious bookes poyson the well disposed manners of youth and macerate and kill the seedes of Vertue that begin to bloome for doo they not vse more vaine eloquence then confidence in matters of wisedome So that all that which they do is but to make a mutinie Men need not sowe for weedes for they growe fast inough so we are polluted inough by kinde though we be not more defiled by custome thus do they proceed like cankers to eate off the tender buddes Neither do they want some Mecenas to Patronize their witlesse workes and to haue some applause bend the scope of theyr argument to fit their dispositions Vaine workes wel rewarded yea and many times thrust their dedications vpon men of graue and sober carriage who will not sticke to recompence their idle labours Now if the principall scope of all our actions and counsels ought to be to some good ende and that it must needs passe as a Maxime that nothing can be good but that whâ—ch moueth to Vertue theÌ„ it must coÌ„sequeÌ„tly follow that all prophane and lasciuious Poems are as an infectious aire that brings a generall plague because they striue against honestie And if Plato sawe so great cause to shut them out of his common-wealth as noysome to the peace and tranquillitie thereof what ought our Platonists to do sith they more abound heere then euer they did there or if we had but the zealous affections of the Ephesians we would loathe the price of so great iniquitie and sacrifice them at a stake though they were of neuer so great value But happily it will be demaunded how Ladies Gentlewomen c. should spend the time and busie their heads as though idlenesse were not a vice badde inough of it self without fire to be added and as though there were not a Bible and many good bookes wherein they might be vertuously exercised Of good wits well imployed what good would ensue by setting out the praises of the immortall maiestie that giueth hands to write and wittes to inuent what matter might they not finde both honest and necessary in which they might first want words to vtter then matter worthie to be vttered especially those that are not only by their outward felicitie freed from troubles and perturbation of minde imbracing content in the bosome of peace the nurse of Sciences but are also inabled and sufficiently gifted to publish any thing of worth ô how willing is Vertue to crowne them with honour But this contagion ought seriously to be considered by men of riper iudgement and by such as haue authoritie to suppresse the abuses for is it not lamentable that a Pamphlet discoursing nought but Paganisme should be so vendible and vertuous bookes want sale the one bought vp thicke and three fold the other lye dead for there commeth forth no sooner a foolish toye a leaud and bawdy ballad but if sung in the market by the diuels quirristers they flocke to it as crowes to a dead carkasse buying them vp as Iewels of price be they neuer so ribauld filthie or dorbellicall but bookes of Christianitie of modest argument that tend to rectifie the iudgment lieth stil in the Stationers hand as waste paper not so much as looked after so that by this we may plainly see what a froward generation we are fallen into where in such bookes as are most hurtfull and daungerous are most deuoutly coueted But if they would obserue
the Philosophers rule Pythagoras rule to abstain from speaking fiue yeare I doubt not but in that time they would be fitted and fully established to write with sober iudgement as men of vnderstanding reason or if the Apostles rule were followed Be swift to heare and slowe to speake they would be more considerate and not runne out the course of their liues in such vnprofitable studie But touching the defence some make to approue this vaine writing it is too ridiculous and not worth an answere that they doo by this meanes polish refine our English tongue and drawe it from barbarisme into a more finer Cadence of words but those bookes that polish the toong depraue the life are dangerous and in the sentence of wise men in no case to be allowed for it were better for a man to be dumbe then by speaking to approue a wrong and accuse the innocent and better it were indeed that they had not only no learning at all but also that they had no eyes to see nor eares to heare for as it is in the Gospell it were much better for a man to goe blinde into heauen then with two eyes to be cast into hell Neither can I see but that they drawe our language from the auncient tenor by mixing it with so many straunge countries that it seemeth rather more artificiall then naturall and more baser then the common lawe which is compounded of French English and Latin c. The harsh tooting of Pans pipe was more pleasing to Mydas eare then the sweet harmony of Apolloes harp but this fault was in the Iudge Vaine men iudge vainly whose simplicitie could not distinguish them aright in like manner many are better content with vicious bookes bawdie songs foolish and wanton ditties then in the well seasoned writings of holy men and this is for want of iudgement being as blinde as he was foolish It may be said of such as Pythagoras said to a leaude fellow that soothed himselfe in conuersing with badde company I had rather quoth he be acquainted with bawdes then wise Phylosophers L. Max. No maruell quoth he very sadly swine delight more in dirt then in pure and cleane water Of such bookes as moue to good life and bring a benefit to posteritie we haue but too fewe and can neuer haue too many but of such as followe their owne fancies in spewing out their wandering imaginations we haue but too many and it were to be wished we had none at all Good men are not only otherwise imployed but also greatly discouraged for if they set forth any notable booke of diuinitie humanitie or such like they are in no request but to stop musterd-pots what is the reasō but this euery Stationers shop stal almost euery post giues knowledge of a new toy Good bookes lye dead which many times intercepts the vertuous dispositiō of a willing buyer so that hauing time and incouragement labor what they can to deface good mens workes with the multitude of their sinfull fopperies Hee that can but bombast out a blancke verse and make both the endes iumpe together in a ryme is forthwith a poet laureat challēging the garland of baies and in one slauering discourse or other Many Poets shallow wits hang out the badge of his follie O how weake and shallow much of theyr poetrie is for hauing no sooner laide the subiect and ground of their matter and in the Exordium moued attention but ouer a verse or two runne vpon rockes and shelues carrying their readers into a maze now vp thē downe one verse shorter then an other by a foote like an vnskilfull Pilot neuer comes nigh the intended harbour in so much that oftentimes they sticke so fast in mudde they loose their wittes ere they can get out either like Chirrillus writing verse not worth the reading or Battillus arrogating to themselues the well deseruing labours of other ingenious spirits Farre from the decorum of Chauser Gowers Lidgate c. or our honourable moderne Poets who are no whit to be touched with this but reuerently esteemed and liberally rewarded Then seeing this naughtie kinde of writing dooth plucke vp the seeds of Vertue by the rootes and quench that little fire assoone as it beginneth to kindle they ought to be shunned as Serpents Snakes and youth chiefly to be kept from reading them The Libeller is punished according to the qualitie of his Libell A fit comparison either by pillorie whipping losse of eares fine imprisonment and such like the thiefe hanged the traitor drawne and euery one punished in that kind he doth offend in are not these filthy bookes libells do they not defame discredit and reproach Vertue and honestie by expounding Vice with large comments do they not steale away all holy deuotion poyson good wits and corrupt young people shall hee be pardoned by course of lawe that offends in the highest degree and shall hee be counted a maister of wisedome that teacheth nought but foolishnesse to the people wherefore then should this so great mischiefe goe vnreproued To conclude he that can read shall finde bookes worthy to be read wherein is both wisedome and learning pleasant wittie sober and chast that both profit the life The profit of reading good bookes and ioy the mind but before all other to read those diuine bookes that both lift the heart to God and direct vnto Christian duties for such is Fomentum fidei nourishing faith Lexio alit ingenium so the bookes bee wise vertuous chaste and honest touching the former they are but stinking infectious writings which as mudde and dyrt defile the body so do they pollute the soule By reading good bookes the minde is stored with wisedome the life bettered and setled in quietnesse so that still all reading be referred to the Bible frō whence all Vertue is deriued For this cause S. Paul admonisheth Timothie to giue attendance to reading for albeit hee was trained vp in the scriptures from a childe and had all Ephesus vnder his charge yet hee stirreth him to reading for by reading more knowledge is not onely gotten but also the decayes and breaches of the memorie is againe renued and vnlesse there be both a powring in of more and a continuall restoring of that which is lost all will drop away and leaue a man emptie for the memorie is like a ruinous house readie to fall downe which if not eftsoones repaired will soone become inhabitable Touching Enterludes and Playes The grounded opinion of wise and godly men against Playes must be authentick I will omit to speak how the best iudgements conceiue of them their reasons being strong and manifolde to thrust them out as things indifferent and make them simply vnlawfull For although they are not simply forbidden in expresse words yet if it once appeare the true vse be lost and cleaue to a bad report it is the part of euerie man to shun and auoyd the same