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under_o other_o schoolmaster_n ch_n 15._o p._n 70_o how_o gargantua_n be_v send_v to_o paris_n and_o of_o the_o huge_a great_a mare_n that_o he_o ride_v on_o how_o she_o destroy_v the_o oxe-flies_a of_o the_o beauce_n ch_n 16._o p._n 73_o how_o gargantua_n pay_v his_o welcome_n to_o the_o parisian_n and_o how_o he_o take_v away_o the_o great_a bell_n of_o our_o lady_n church_n ch_n 17._o p._n 76_o how_o janotus_n de_fw-fr bragmardo_n be_v send_v to_o gargantua_n to_o recover_v the_o great_a bell_n ch_n 18._o p._n 80_o the_o oration_n of_o master_n janotus_n de_fw-fr bragmardo_n for_o recovery_n of_o the_o bell_n ch_n 19_o p._n 82_o how_o the_o sophister_n corry_v away_o his_o cloth_n and_o how_o he_o have_v a_o suit_n in_o law_n against_o the_o other_o master_n ch_n 20._o p._n 85_o the_o study_n of_o gargantua_n