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in_o slaughter_a god_n â—â—â—_o he_o that_o be_v swear_v the_o champion_n of_o hell_n that_o wrath_n and_o murder_n only_o do_v effect_v he_o who_o combuâ—â—â—ous_a all_o devour_a ire_n depopulate_v and_o lay_v whole_a empire_n waste_v who_o wrath_n like_o a_o consume_a quenchlâ—â—le_a fire_n have_v bless_v peace_n from_o châ—stendome_n displace_v if_o i_o shall_v need_v one_o skill_v in_o wrath_n and_o murder_n his_o holiness_n command_v i_o go_v no_o further_o epigram_n 24._o who_o dare_v for_o christmas_n for_o it_o be_v a_o pitiful_a pine_a gluttonous_a fast_o to_o refrain_v ficâ—h_n and_o eat_v all_o manner_n of_o fish_n and_o other_o delicate_n which_o they_o cause_v to_o swim_v in_o their_o belly_n with_o the_o strong_a wine_n which_o make_v his_o holiness_n and_o all_o his_o crew_n to_o look_v as_o leave_v as_o so_o many_o brawn_n sty_v up_o against_o christmas_n gluttony_n the_o pope_n accuse_v or_o '_o gun_v voluptuous_a diet_n make_v complaintsâ—â—_n his_o holiness_n so_o 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out_o his_o knavery_n which_o word_n be_v the_o key_n that_o open_v the_o heavenly_a lock_n which_o both_o which_o if_o the_o pope_n â—â—â—â—â—â—_o this_o sword_n to_o be_v draw_v it_o will_v cut_v his_o throat_n and_o â—â—â—â—â—â—â—es_n both_o sword_n and_o word_n his_o holiness_n do_v hoard_v which_o draw_v cut_v his_o throat_n and_o the_o devil_n both_o for_o scare_v of_o which_o he_o let_v it_o sleep_v in_o sloth_n the_o belief_n of_o a_o roman_a catholske_n epigram_n 26._o i_o do_v believe_v the_o holy_a pope_n of_o rome_n be_v lord_n of_o more_o of_o i_o will_v wish_v that_o this_o be_v not_o so_o but_o i_o need_v not_o stand_v long_o be_v persuade_v man_n to_o believe_v it_o for_o their_o own_o author_n will_v teâ—â—â—â—this_n and_o a_o hundred_o time_n more_o scripture_n father_n church_n and_o all_o of_o counsel_n of_o the_o world_n who_o dreadful_a doom_n can_v at_o his_o pleasure_n make_v all_o rise_n or_o fall_v i_o do_v believe_v though_o god_n forbid_v the_o same_o that_o 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